GUYS THIS IS REALLLLYY REALLLY IMPORTANT AND TOTALLY NOT FOR MY PROPAGANDA PRESENTATION BUT DOES ANYONE HAVE YHE PICTURE WHERE MONDO TALKS ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO EAT A BURGER PROPERLY. ....

Woke up last night, barely remember writing this, went straight back to sleep

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of “picky eaters”. no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don’t like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they’ve said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to “trick” them into eating it anyway

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

girlbulge is such a choice look i really wish it was more normalized

No you'te not "acoustic"

You're not "delulu coded"

You're not "letting the intrusive thoughts win

You are being SILLY ONLINE

KILL THE TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION IN YOUR BRAIN

EVAN KNEW I JUST DIDNT BECAUSE. BECAUSE WELL IM FUCKING STUPID THATS WHY 😭😭

EVAN

EVAN DID YOU KNOW ERIN HUNTERS NOT A REAL PERSON

I DIDNT KNOW THIS. APPARENTLY ERIN HUNTER IS ACTUALLY LIKE SEVEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE

WHAT ??? IM

YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT??!! I THOUGHT IT WAS COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT THEY WERE MULTIPLE PEOPLE

I THINK IT IS. I THINK IM JUST FUCKING STUPID??

LIKE. BROO 💀💀

EVAN

EVAN DID YOU KNOW ERIN HUNTERS NOT A REAL PERSON

I DIDNT KNOW THIS. APPARENTLY ERIN HUNTER IS ACTUALLY LIKE SEVEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE

WHAT ??? IM

YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT??!! I THOUGHT IT WAS COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT THEY WERE MULTIPLE PEOPLE

Sapphia and August are the WLW and MLM solidarity TMF Drew and Zoey could've had