Tango: I give up. I am so tired.
Skizz: Get the emergency supply!
Impulse: *Carries Jimmy and places him in front of Tango*
Jimmy: *smiles*
Tango: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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Dick: I don't know why people think I'm bisexual.
Selina: Wait, are you not bisexual?
Dick: No.
Tim: Well then why are you sitting like that?
Dick, sat in a ridiculous position: What?
Selina: You're sitting very bisexual-ly.
Dick: That- that's not a thing.
Tim: Also, the way you greet people is super bi.
Selina: Wait, how does he greet people?
Dick: *finger guns* Howdy.
Selina: Oh my god, that's so bi.
Dick: They're not real guns.
Tim: That's not- Wait, are you wearing a NASA shirt?
Dick: What's gay about NASA?
Tim: Nothing's gay about NASA.
Selina: But a lot is bi about NASA.
Tim: Specifically the apparel.
Selina: More specifically the people wearing the apparel.
Tim: *nods*
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Robin: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Eddie: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Grian, in secret life: I have this headache that comes and goes
Etho and Cleo: oh, we're sorry, can we help?
Grian: not really
Jimmy, from behind him: hey Grian :)
Grian: oh no he's back
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Bruce: [over commes] Everyone into positions. We move in on my signal
Dick, Damian and Tim: Copy that
Bruce: 1... 2-
[Jason, walking out of a warehouse while whistling and tossing his helmet up and down]
Dick: Uhh, I'm not the only one seeing this, right?
Tim: B, I thought you said he was being held hostage by Penguin?
Damian: [scoffs] Which is entirely shameful
Bruce: He was...
Jason: [coming up to them] Well, it took you dumbasses long enough
Dick: We thought you were a hostage, Hood!
Jason: Oh, yeah, I was
Bruce: How did you escape?
Jason: I just distracted Cobblepot and his goons while I slipped the restraints
Jason: Told them about the that time Robin and I duct taped Red Robin to a support beam in the attic and left him there for hours while periodically bringing him water and dry Lucky Charms
Bruce: You WHAT-
Dick: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LUCKY CHARMS?!
[Jason and Damian snickering]
Jason: He changed the all the passwords on the Netflix account right when the new season of Bake Off came on, and wouldn't tell us what it was
Damian: It was a just punishment
Tim: [under his breath] And I'd do it again bitches
Jason: So, anyway. Their all tied up in there trying to forget the story. Have fun
Bruce: ...
Bruce: [walking away] I'm leaving. You all can deal with this
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Jimmy: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million diamonds?
Scott: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Human Owen: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Scott: Good thinking.
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(Scar, at the police station)
Scar: I’m here for my cousins, Grian, Joel and Jimmy.
Officer: And their last name is?
Scar: Oh, you must be new here.
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Skizz: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.
Jimmy: Why did you say that so vaguely? Pearl and I are literally the only people you called in here.
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Grian: And here we see Gem and Jimmy in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh.
Gem: Gaelic bread.
Jimmy: Grueling brad.
Gem: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
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