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Grian, on the phone with Lizzie: What? You're not coming to my tea party?! LIZZIE I MADE BISCUITS!
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(After Scott's death in ESMP S1 Finale)
Jimmy: No, Scott! Who else will I have ice-cream with?
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Skulk!Shelby: Because I'm you.
Shelby : No, I'm me!
Skulk!Shelby: "I'm me", she says.
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Sausage Supreme, putting his hand on Shelby's shoulder: I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Shelby.
Shelby, sadly: Damn.
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Pixlriffs: Let’s not Shelby this into a worse situation than it already is.
Shelbg: Did you just use my name as a verb?
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Gem: I like to be creative when I fight. It gets my juices going.
Oli: Can we cook with your juices?!
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Joey: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Axe or Shelby. I give you real things I’ve heard Katherine say and you have to tell me if she was talking to her ade or her girlfriend.
Shelby:
Katherine: I don’t think I like this game.
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fWhip: Your honor, my client would like to plead oopsie daisies.
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Random cat: Meow.
Lizzie: You sly bastard, I never would’ve thought of that.
Scott: I’m sorry, but can she actually speak cat or is she just messing with us?
Joel: Knowing Lizzie… It may very well be both.
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Jimmy: [knocks on Shelby's door]
Shelby: Fuck off!
Jimmy: [knocks again, showing off his policeman badge through the door’s window]
Shelby: Fuck off, sir!
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Katherine’s dad: I don't want my daughter dating a screw up!
Shelby: Well, I don't want my favorite girlfriend daughter-ing a jerk dad! Burn on you!
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Joel: I would like to point out that I am helping you get uncuffed from your bed without asking why.
Sausage: I know. I appreciate that. It's not something weird like a sex thing.
Joel: It'd be less weird if it was a sex thing.
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Jimmy: Why are there six people outside who say they're waiting to meet with me?
fWhip: So, you know how you love me because you haven't had a single meeting with anyone since I started working here? That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.
Jimmy: Why?
fWhip: Because I didn't think March 31st existed. "Thirty days hath September, April, March, and November..."
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Pixlriffs: The path to inner peace starts with four words.
Pixlriffs: Not my fucking problem.
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fWhip: I would do anything for money.
*later*
fWhip, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
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Shelby: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor.
Shelby: Ha! Just kidding. I have killed a man.
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Katherine: Can we all get back to work and stop talking about wedding dresses?
False: No. We’re gonna talk about them, because while wearing a wedding dress, you leapt over a couch, sprinted down an alley, and jumped off a car to subdue someone like you were Wonder Woman.
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