Family tree I guess??????
Lizzie: Hi I'm Lizzie and this is my husband Joel and this is his boyfriend Etho and his boyfriend Bdubs and his boyfriend Ren and his boyfriend Martyn and his boyfriend Jimmy and his husband/boyfriend/whatever they are now Scott also Tango is Jimmy's current boyfriend and Scott's ex Pearl and Pearl's girlfriend Gem and Gem's best friend Cleo who is Scott's partner? I think? Also they are Etho's ex wife, become wife and adopted both Bdubs and Scar.
Tango: It gets worse
Lizzie: How?!
Tango: Well, I'm dating Skizz who's dating Impulse who's dating Zedaph.
Lizzie: so it goes me, Joel, Etho, Bdubs, Ren, Martyn, Jimmy, Scott, you, Pearl, Gem, Cleo, Skizz, Impulse, Zedaph?
Tango: Yup. Oh and Ren is with Doc.
Lizzie For fucks sake!!!
Joel: I kissed Jimmy!
Lizzie: Joel why?!
Joel: Just gonna add more to this. Also I love you!
Lizzie: *huffs* Love you too
Jimmy: Lizzie?
Lizzie: What now?
Jimmy: Well Joel and I were bad boys with Grian and he's with Scar who is dating Cub and Grian's also dating Mumbo who's with Iskall who is with both Beef and Stress I believe.
Lizzie: It never ends!!!!!!
Grian: I'm still with BigB who's with Ren~
Lizzie: GRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott: Martyn & I were the Mean Gills-
Lizzie: Stop adding more to this! Please!
Martyn: Don't forget Netty!
Lizzie: Martyn. I swear *sighs*
Grian: I did marry Taurtis-
Lizzie: I'm done. I'm officially done!
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When do you think the next Treebark fic is? I’m in love with the way you write them!
I plan to have Treebark return in Traveling Thieves very soon!!! I'm so glad you love how I write them, thank you thank you! 💖
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rendog lost in the sauce in south africa, friends devastated
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[Day 132]
No grave can hold my body down
I'll crawl home to her<3
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No but seriously imagine it:
You’re watching Decked Out on Hermitcraft. Everyone is having a great time. The hermits seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys,” Tango says. All of a sudden Jimmy comes out with a cowboy hat and he and Tango hug. Skizz, Joel, and Lizzie follow with enthusiastic applause. When “THE DUNGEON IS READY FOR ITS NEXT VICTIM” stops playing, the MCC Sands of Time soundtrack plays distantly and HBomb walks out. Lights flash everywhere, and you see the Empires / Life series / HBomb / hermits hanging out in the Decked Out lobby and comparing decks. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Ren and Martyn walk into the lobby and kiss, holding the Dogwarts flag.
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“Luck be with ye…. Hand.”
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Thinking about that post Martyn made about what if he and Ren made it to the end in 3rd Life together AUGH
Just. The two of them alone in the silence, everyone else fallen around them… Accepting that this is what has to be done… Rotating it so much
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[day 140] i saw the opportunity and i took it
was inspired by this
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