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edibleorb · 8 months

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welcome to my blog, this post is my tag holder!

you can also see my newest excitement here:

this spot was originally occupied by ofmd trailer, but taika’s name was in the no hostage remain letter so I took it off.

free palestine 🇵🇸.

this blog also love and support trans women!!!

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WANTED:

1. the post that comment on trans experience before realizing self as trans as a crocodile wearing a dress sitting among little girls who are also wearing dresses

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clarisse-doodles · 3 months

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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

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fishfission-dc · 1 year

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“Who’s the best Robin?”

My favorite character that has been Robin is Jason Todd.

I think Tim Drake was the best at being Robin.

Dick Grayson is the most successful and the best hero, but it was after he was Robin.

Damian

Stephanie changed what it meant to be Robin, and empowers me the most as a woman.

#edit: GUYS THIS IS A JOKE. I LOVE DAMIAN.#edit: i have many other posts about loving damian #batman #dc robin #dick grayson #jason todd #batfamily #stephanie brown #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #i do enjoy damian i love him but he gets on my nerves sometimes #damian with dick’s batman is a beautiful pairing though

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If batkids had a podcast XVI

Red hood: Just us today?

Nightwing: Just us today.

Red hood (laughing) I wonder why–

Nighwing: Dude– (laughing as well)

Red hood: I–

Nightwing: Dude don't do it–

(just both of them chuckling)

Red Hood (close to the mic): They're grounded.

Nightwing: (CACKLES)

Nightwing (crying): This is not funny

Red Hood: This is hilarious.

Red Hood: Were last survivors of our kind. . .

Red Hood: Adults.

Nightwing: Adults.

Red Hood: He can't ground us anymore.

Nighwing, chuckling: He can't ground us anymore

Red Hood:

Red Hood: Fuck.

Nightwing:

Red Hood: We're b– (pause) We're both the oldest now.

Nightwing: Yeah– You, me and–

Red Hood, at the same time: Yeah– (pause) This is so surreal

Nightwing: You think?

Red Hood: Yeah. Dude – I was. . . I was the youngest.

Nightwing: Oh your sweet summer– I was a only child.

Red Hood: (Cackles)

Nightwing: It really isn't that weird to me.

Red Hood: Really?

Nightwing: Yeah– I was always the oldest man.

Nightwing: I was the oldest of my team

Red Hood: What?!

Nightwing: Yeah!

Red Hood: You're fucking with me.

Nightwing: Nah man– I was the oldest. I am the oldest, I'm not dead.

Red Hood:

Red Hood: You're older than Arsenal?

Nightwing: I'm older than everybody man.

Nightwing: People look at me and assign me to take care of children.

Red Hood (imitating Damian voice): "Father genes"

Nightwing: HA– "father genes" (pause) Why are you looking at me like that?

Red Hood:

Red Hood: You're ancient.

Nightwing: IM NOT ANCIENT.

Red Hood: You're older than the Teen Titans, fucking older than Young Justice.

Nightwing: You're older than Young Justice

Red Hood: I was dead man it doesn't count.

Nightwing: Of course it does– How old are you?

Red Hood: How old are you?

Nightwing:

Nighwing: I– I am an adult.

Red Hood: Uh-huh.

Nightwing: In a reasonable age.

Red Hood: You're in your thirties aren't you?

Nightwing: NO

Nightwing:

Red Hood: You look like you're in your thirties– The bag under your eyes

Nightwing: Because I'm tired????

Red Hood: The hunched posture.

Nightwing: Hey I do not have hunched posture– Fuck you.

Nightwing: You try to take care of an entire team of teenagers just to end up taking care of more two and a grown ass depressed middle aged man.

Red Hood: That was Red–

Nightwing: That was Red. (pause) I would have fucking killed him.

Red Hood: Oh Definitely.

Nightwing: Point still stand man I'm tired.

Red Hood: Both of us.

Nightwing: Both of us– (chuckles) Robins if you're hearing this I love both of you and I would do it all over again. Titans– (closer to the mic) You know what you did.

Red Hood: (Cackles)

Red Hood (closer to his mic): You know your sins.

Nightwing (laughing): Flash owe me 30 dollars.

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#batkids podcast #this came at me in a vision it's not even on order but I needed to post it before I losed momentum #batfamily shenanigans #batfam #Batfamily #Nightwing #Dick Grayson #RedHood #Jason Todd #no I did not research if Dick is actually the oldest and *I AM* willing to bend the cannon for this joke to work #also his release date was the first so suck on that/j

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mysterycitrus · 5 months

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who do you think is daddy dearest's favorite?

i may be biased but i am also right

#dick's only competition was jason todd's phantom and we all know how that turned out #dick grayson #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #nightwing #batgirl #batman #batfam #dc comics #mart #bruce and his lesbian daughters ❤️#no one is allowed to get angry at me about this joke post #the ask and the answer

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scintillyyy · 6 months

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the real reason that tim can't age over 18 is because if he did, dick would have an existential crisis about how old *he* is. wdym tim, who was 13 when dick met him, is 21 now. if tim has been doing this for 8 years, how long has dick been doing this for? wdym tim is legally old enough to drink now? if *that's* true then dick's no longer 25. when did dick suddenly get so close to 30. that's not a thing that's real. *his* annoying little brother isn't that old because dick's not that old. he hasn't really been working here for going on 20 years, right? can't be, because he just started here two days ago.

so yea, tim's not older than 17. who are you trying to kid here? dick's not gullible. he won't fall for your lies.

what utter nonsense are you going to try to tell him next? that damian's in high school or something? he's onto you.

#the tragedy of having much younger siblings is them getting older #(this is joke post but also i know them not wanting bruce and dick to get too old is why we're in this mess lol)#in my heart tim is 21 and dick has to go cry in the car after they go for a grocery run and tim picks up a 6 pack #and takes out his license to show the grocery store clerk. dick was already halfway towards taking out his own for the purchase.#dick grayson #tim drake #dick and tim

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fanaticalthings · 2 years

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(he didn't.)

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rube-too-many-fandoms · 8 months

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[Dick is showing Tim, Duke, Steph and Barbara a video on his phone]

Steph: OH MY GOD-

Tim: I can’t believe he actually—

*Jason walks in*

Jason: What’s everybody laughing about?

Steph: Nothing! So much nothing. No one did anything

Jason: -_- What is it?

Duke: Nothing, like Steph said. Totally nothing.

Jason: …right. Tim, you’re too sleep deprived to lie, what’s going on?

Dick: Tim, nO—

Tim: Dick took a video of you last night drunk at a karaoke bar singing Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel.

Jason: Oh! I finally did it! I’ve been wanting to do that for a while. Hell yeah, nice job me. *self-five*

Steph: Did he just high-five himself???

Jason: *wandering away for coffee* Damn this hangover is such a bitch.

Barbara: …All of you are idiots.

(edit) bonus:

Jason: *pouring coffee, lazily singing to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel* Only the good die piano man…sing us a good die young…

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starbuck · 4 months

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me analyzing media

#i KNOW this joke has been made before but it never gets hold #was able to meet up with Avery but they weren’t in the room when this part came up - tragic #posting so they can still enjoy it #next year we’re getting everyone over here #FIRST WEEKEND AFTER THE NEW YEAR BE IN NEW BEDFORD #GET IT ON YOUR CALENDARS NOW #if you live abroad or across the country - we will transport you a la star trek #moby-dick

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mattastr0phic · 2 months

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#I hit season 11 and now everyone has to deal with it #someone has to have made this joke before but i need it on my own blog #rvb #red vs blue #grimmons #dexter grif #dick simmons #richard simmons #grif rvb #simmons rvb #rooster teeth #i will get back to scp posting soon i am just a little insane about these guys lately :.)

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acerunaway · 1 year

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pining in the shampoo isle

#ace attorney #klapollo #klavier gavin #apollo justice #ajaa #aa4 #pwaa #apollo justice ace attorney #the gavinners #aa #klav dripped down in gav merch next to swagless apollo in socks n slides cos its his off day who cares #i didn't put any trans pride symbols on apollo which im sorry but just look a the bottom of his pants #theyre baggy and cuffed to hell n back. transcoded unswag #enjoy klav thirsting for man pussy joke doodle everyone #not posting to the side account bc i dont think this is that bad this is like a dick joke basically

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edibleorb · 1 month

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ah yes, one of the great yonic symbolism.

#posts that tickle me #rambling #posts that are dick jokes #edit on 2024/04/22: sry I have to grab the orange like that it’s kinda slippery

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antiqua-lugar · 2 months

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I'm so tired of people playing Sorcerers and getting upset when Gale clarifies they needed someone studied in magic and being like "But I am sooo much better than a wizard, I was born with it!"

Girl, you might be *check notes* magic incarnate but that means absolutely nothing when he is looking for an academic

"But I was born good at magic!"

Okay, and I was born a native Italian speaker, however if an academic asked me if I have studied Italian I would have to say no, because academically I have not. I don't know a single italian linguist. I don't know how we went from indio european to latin to Italian. I don't even know why sardo is a language and bergamasco is a dialect. I forgot all the grammar I had to learn. Sometimes I talk to Tuscans and I do not understand them. it's almost like those are two entirely different things

#bg3 #gale #l also play sorcerers btw. I love them #I like that they can be arrogant dicks #but it's entirely on THEM not on gale asking if you are a fellow magic academic #also like you are born talented. that is not going anywhere without putting some effort in #also like gale is a former Chosen of Mystra. with all due respect who are you #i know some people just have no idea of what it is to study things academically but like #imagine if he was asking about english lit and you went 'but i am english' okay buddy so i was thinking about a structuralist reading of ac #bg3 fandom critical #this is a minor thing but it keeps getting on my nerves #but I can get all the jokes in boris effortlessy! okay you still are not going to the academia della crusca any day soon #chiedo scusa a tutti i toscani #also people saying he is jealous...girl of what. but that's a different post. (no but seriously)

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mylifeingotham · 4 months

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mahoushojounightmares · 7 months

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Stephanie drives me insane because imagine being constantly put down , never trusted always seen as weak and a liability. A character destined to always be despised by writers and have to take a backseat to a boy WITH THE EXACT SAME SKILL SET AS YOU as everyone parades him along and EVERYONE says that you arent good enough. You try and try and try and prove yourself and fail and get fired from a role you desperately wanted by a mentor who doesn’t give a shit abt you and so you try and get killed and tortured and go through so much and still nobody thinks you can do it . BUT YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT !!!!!!! STEPHANIE STILL TRIES SHE STILL CRACKS JOKES AND NEVER LETS ANYONE KEEP HER DOWN AND SO WHAT IF SHE CANT DO IT SHE DOESNT NEED YOUR OPINION SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS AND SHE KICKS AND SCRATCHES AND NEVER EVER GIVES IN AND OH MY GOD I LOVE HER 😭😭😭😭😭

#SHES literally the indomitable human spirit #and when i say no one thinks ahe can do it im not joking even cass was really patronising to her in her batgirl run #They love her but they don’t TRUST her .#i think Cass gets slightly better snd IF I had control of DC. I would definitely let Stephanie finally win and prove herself and for #Cass and Tim to genuinely finally believe in her #this sounds like a anti- tim post its not lol #probs doing one of these with dick & cass got big brainrot #might yell abt ww and how underrated the lore is might scream to rhe void abt the wonderfam or titans 1999 #stephanie brown #dc comics #dc #spoiler #batgirl ! 3

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happypeachsludgeflower · 1 month

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XIE LIAN PETS E-MING.

HE PETS HUA CHENG’S SWORD.

A SWORD WITH ONE EYE.

WAS THAT A DICK JOKE??!

#I’m pretty sure it’s a dick joke guys #mxtx absotluly would but idk if that’s a dick reference in China as well #mxtx does like her dick jokes or at least she did in svsss with cucumber bro and airplane bro #I’m not well versed in Chinese dick puns unfortunately tho so while it’s absolutely a dick joke here I have no clue if it is there #I feel like it should be because it feels like such an obvious joke #and yea I did notice it the first time I watched but I didn’t think to make a post about it til now #it’s kinda a double pun dick joke too #one eyed (snake) AND the sword!!#it’s absolutely a dick joke #i refuse to believe otherwise #hua cheng #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng x xie lian #mtxt #mxtx tgcf #tgcf donghua #tgcf #tgcf novel #tgcf xie lian #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf spoilers #tgcf season 2 #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing

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