“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well
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i have a disgusting amount of dreams that just involve me identifying birds like i come out of my dreams with lists of birds that i saw and i was like "i know who that is. Great Blue Heron. Cedar Waxwing"
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and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?
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i find it so sad that cops get to call themselves detectives like r u joking...that's not a detective that's a cop....a detective is a jaunty little person who is strange and eccentric and has a vendetta....perhaps a friend....or two...who helps them out.....perhaps a secret past.....perhaps some old story that haunts them.....and they're gay. they're not cops
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in an effort to engage with my husbands interests and reconnect with him i will seduce his lover and have an affair with him also
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watching things with no fandom is so nice, like I'm the only one who thinks about these guys so I'm the only one Right about them and there's no one to contradict me. I'm like the niche fandom tyrant. but also sad because no friend 😕
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Look, he kissed me with my own blood still on his lips. That’s practically a marriage proposal.
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the thing is, i know realistically that full time jobs take up a lot of people’s time, but that’s also hard for me to put in perspective while working full time AND doing school AND volunteering a bunch. Like. i very literally have no free time right now and the idea of ONLY working 40 hours a week sounds so luxurious to me… Like. imagine if work (that stayed at work) was my ONLY responsibility… if i could just come home and lounge?? unfair. obscene, even.
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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