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puddinsgirl · 8 months
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How much wanna bet that DC, Margot Robbie, Kaley Cuoco, Warner Bros. etc won't even acknowledge Arleen Sorkin passing? 🤡
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eleni-von-m-apsouneli · 3 months
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One of the best handmade gifts eveeerrr🥰 By my friend Natasha Despoina💖
Music by @amorphous-materia 💕💖
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ghostbsuter · 6 months
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Water drips down in the corner, the steady dop drop drop— does wonders for the bat.
Batman has been taken, tied up, and undressed of his utility belt. It takes him a second to figure out who took him, by the large but empty and run down warehouse, the sound of the shore not far away.
The docks. He shuffles, bound and comm off.
Then, the steel enforced door slams open and Joker enters.
"Batsy!" He calls, overjoyed. The man walks to the bound vigilante and crouches to his height.
"It's been so long, hasn't it been?"
The vigilante grunts. "Joker."
"Today will be different." He goes on, "today, we have," the crime Prince drums his fingers on Batman's thigh. "A guest!"
He freezes at that, Joker has a civilian.
(Oracle sends out the message, her voice firm, and the coords are shared to the rest of the clan in seconds as she looks at her monitor. Batman's red dot at the harbour bright.)
"I'm a guest now?" The voice of a child asks, it brings slight confusion that the boy wasn't tied nor harmed in any way.
It's relief that he seems okay, but the danger of standing next to the Joker has Batman wiggling in his restrains.
"Is that a promotion or demotion for son?"
A brief look of annoyance enters Joker before being smoothed out, the boy is dealing with a delicate time bomb. Uncomfortably close to the madman.
(He hurries in the process of breaking free.)
"My son! My blood!" Sings the clown, throwing his hands around the boy's shoulders and prancing around.
Which brings another question.
Son?
Cool lighting hits the boy's head and the tuffs of pink, blue and green become more obvious, hidden beneath black hair previously.
Joker and Harley have a child. A son.
He will visit harley later. The boy comes first.
"Dante! Danyal! Daniel?" Joker croons, shaking the boy. "What was it again?" He stops, turning his son toward him with a grin.
(Robin drops down behind him, hiding, katana ready to be swung.)
"Danny, actually," the child— Danny– shrugs off the hands and steps back. Unflinching from the judging stare, simply waving off the hands creeping to his throat.
"Danny," the name is tested, and the Prince of Crime hums to himself. "We can always replace it as Joker Jr! It fits you better than Danny."
(Red Robin and Spoiler get on position above them, ready to pounce from the construction pillars.)
"Yeah, I don't know about that." He chuckles nervous, catching Batman's eyes and—
His eyes alone scream of fear, scared– scared—!!
"We will get you an acid flower, a new suit as well, the hoodie looks horrible on you." The man notes, humming.
"I prefer hammers." Danny replies with tense shoulders.
Joker clicks his tongue, "You always went after your mother." he hisses, outright glaring at his son now. His hand tightened around the crowbar he'd gathered not long ago.
"I mean," he hesitates, eye trailing off the Joker and over his shoulder. "I did come out of her."
The sound of a loaded gun shatters the silence, and Joker is pulling Danny, switching their positions and pushing him right in front of the gun in Red Hood's hand.
"Always a coward, hiding behind others, aren't you." Danny stops himself from squealing. That's the Red Hood!
(Escrima sticks light up with electricity as Red Hood speaks.)
Joker is ticked off, party ruined and surrounded now that he looks around.
Oh well, he can get his son on his villain path another day.
Cackling, he evades the escrimas, dodging the wonder boy and evading the twin attacks from above.
He pulls out a trigger and presses the bright red Button.
"Have fun bats and birds!"
The warehouse is completely flooded with fear gas, scarecrow wouldn't be mad he sacrificed one of his warehouses, will he?
It's all blurry. In one moment, his view is shrouded, and he's coughing. In another, he gets picked up and brought outside, the Joker gone.
An oxygen mask is placed on him by a paramedic, being handed off to an ambulance that had been called.
Peeking around, he sees Red Hood (!) still lingering around. Danny catches his eye and with a wave, the man is walking towards him.
He simply crosses his arms and tilts his head, waiting.
"Could I get a picture?" Danny blurts out, flushing after and coughing, holding the oxygen mask in his lap.
Red Hood makes a show of his shoulder sagging before crouching down and leaning toward him.
Later, Danny will look at the picture with a boyish grin, crooked and charming.
.・゜-: ✧ :-
A continuation
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hypewinter · 6 months
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Jazz wasn't crazy. People might argue that burning her childhood home to the ground with her parents still inside would be an indicator of insanity. But how else was she supposed to react after coming back home from college to find out her parents had brutally killed her brother via vivisection?
Dying her hair blonde wasn't crazy either before anyone asked. Plenty of girls dyed their hair when they needed a change. Besides, she could never live with herself if she kept the same hair color as that vile woman.
Admittedly Jazz would have to secede moving to Gotham had been a little crazy but it was the perfect place to start fresh and blend in despite her "quirks". She had even picked out a nice new identity for herself.
Clearly Jazz was not crazy as she had managed to land a job at Arkham Asylum as a psychiatrist. If she were really insane would they have ever hired her? No they wouldn't have.
Jazz was not crazy. She was very much sane. Just like her precious Mr. J.
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Damian, wearing an extremely worn out black shirt with a faded red logo on it: [looking smug]
Dick: What's got you looking so happy, Dami?
Damian: [still smug] I stole this shirt from Cassandra, meaning I've gotten even with her for stealing my hoodie
Cass: That's not mine, I stole it from Jason :D You're still behind, baby brother
Jason: Oh, that's not mine either. I stole it from blondie
Steph: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was Tim's originally...
Everyone: ...
Damian: [panicking] Wait-
Everyone, smiling evilly: Oh my god
Damian: No, no, you don't know for sure-
Tim: [walking in] okay, so Bernard has this crazy theory that- uh- that- uh...?
Damian: [trying to act casual]
Tim: Dames?
Damian: [trying to go invisible]
Tim: Why are you wearing Kon's old-
Damian: [trying to rip the shirt off and set it on fire simultaneously] wHat sHiRt????!
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beerose12 · 28 days
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the loves of my life💚❤️🖤
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nanamis-username · 8 months
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harley quinn emotes 🖤❤️💥
available on my etsy! 🌚
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mikemaihack · 5 months
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New SuperBatober watercolors from last month's Inktober challenge. 21: CHAINS 22: SCRATCHY 23: CELESTIAL 24: SHALLOW 25: DANGEROUS The original art auctions for these end Sunday, Nov 26.
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gleafer · 7 months
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My girls Harley and Ivy🥰
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browsethestacks · 1 month
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Interlocking Covers: Poison Ivy #023 / Harley Quinn #041 (2024)
Art by W. Scott Forbes
DC Pride 2024 Variant Covers
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multifandominfj · 8 months
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They literally make me so emotional, what the hell? 🥹 I want love like theirs. 😭❤️ Healthiest relationship in the DCU.
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queen1ed · 2 months
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No thoughts just my favourite Jester characters.
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Ahhh I love them all so much T-T
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shyjusticewarrior · 5 months
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Jason and Harley: *interacting*
Tim: *gasp* Oh, that's why I find her so annoying! She reminds me of my brother!
Selina: You're just now realizing the resemblance? It's half of why I like Jason.
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forgetful-nerd · 3 months
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What do you mean this didn’t happen? This totally happened.
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months
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Have the Gooners had any direct or indirect encounters with any supervillains?
Interviewer: Tell me why you want to intern at LexCorp.
Booker: LexCorp? The ad said something else.
Interviewer: LexCorp is our parent company.
Booker: I see.
[later that day]
Booker: *finds an ad for criminals wanting an intern*
Booker: Well, it's either this or LexCorp.
Booker: *applies*
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Riddler: Behold, my ultimate puzzle!
Riddler: *clicks a remote*
Riddler: Why isn't the screen working?
Henchman: It's the new software update. I'm calling tech support.
Henchman: *calls*
Mac, on the other end: Best Buy Geek Squad, how may I assist you?
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[a year ago]
Gene's coworker: Hey Gene, can you do me a favor?
Gene: I would, but I'm totally swamped with this one guy's tax returns.
Gene's coworker: Which one?
Gene: Someone named Harvey Dent. There are so many discrepancies, it's like he's living two lives.
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Milo: *driving*
Milo: *sees a pedestrian*
Milo: *slams the brakes and honks*
Harley: Hey, I'm walkin' here!
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Otto: Morning, Basil. The usual wash?
Clayface: *nods*
Otto: Sounds good. I'll get your car clay-free in half an hour.
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[two years ago]
Cobblepot: Bartender, another drink!
Molly: Sir, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cut you off.
Cobblepot: Who owns this lounge? Who's paying your salary?
Molly: Fine, what'll it be?
Cobblepot: Our finest red wine, of course.
Molly: Good choice.
Molly: *slips a sedative when he's not looking*
Molly: Here you go. Have a good night.
Cobblepot: What?
Molly: Nothing.
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[three years ago]
Talia: For this drill, I want to focus on distance. Team A, take the turrets. Team B, you're on the ground with arrows.
Kellin: *grabs a bow*
Talia: And... fire!
Kellin: *fires an arrow*
*arrow hits an oil lamp*
*lamp falls next to Ra's*
*cape catches fire*
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Blaise: *googles how to make his weed plants grow faster*
Blaise: *clicks on a video*
The video: Good afternoon, gardeners and plant lovers. I'm Dr. Pamela Isley and today I'll be showing you how to...
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[three years ago]
Scarecrow's assistant: Sir, one of your employees wants to see you.
Scarecrow: Send him in.
Rob: Dr. Crane, I'm Rob Steeler. I'm one of the people who intercepted that shipment containing the last ingredient you need for your new fear gas.
Scarecrow: And what do you need?
Rob: Can these other guys step out of the room? It's kind of personal.
Scarecrow: *waves them out*
Rob: *points a gun at Scarecrow*
Scarecrow: Somebody's feeling fearless.
Rob: Your new formula cost me the love of my life. I can see you reaching under your desk for some fear gas and I'm telling you right now, it won't work because the thing I'm most afraid of already came true.
Scarecrow: So you seek revenge.
Rob: Tempting, but no. I want an out—from you, your organization, and your operations. I don't want you or any of your big-shot Rogue connections to come anywhere near me or my family.
Scarecrow: And if I refuse?
Rob: *shoots the wall behind Scarecrow*
Scarecrow: Very well, have it your way. Best of luck finding any semblance of success. You and I both know you will live and die a common thief.
Rob: We'll revisit that when we meet in hell.
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nanamis-username · 8 months
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harley quinn emote pack 💘💘
available on my etsy 🫶
i’ve also made a classic harley version 💣💋
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