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robinsleeping · 3 months

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Low resolution Batfam

#batfamily #robin #batman #nightwing #damain wayne #protective dick grayson #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #funny batman #batfam #batman silly #dc robin

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captainpirateface · 2 months

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Ok... Put religious affiliations aside...

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batfamilyproblems · 10 months

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Come on, Steph, you asked for a medium! ☕🍪

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b3ans0up · 1 year

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The little grabby hands killed me 😂

#funny batman #batman #robert patterson #robert Patterson batman #DC #dc universe #nirvana #SOMETHING IN THE WAYYYY #batman x reader #bruce wayne x reader #bruce wayne

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gorillaz-and-cupcakes-fan · 1 year

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Best Batman comic ever!

#batman #vintage comics #funny batman #joker

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mindflayer-inc · 1 month

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Batman AU

Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.

After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.

Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.

Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?

Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):

#incorrect quotes #batman #batfam #robin #commissioner gordon #bruce wayne #tim drake #joker would probably find it funny #riddler would call cps #random thugs would give batman shit for “giving” robin a gun #yeah 45 magnum isnt standard issue but its funnier if it was

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minnow-doodle-doo · 9 months

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Then Jason never kills again.

#dc #dc comics #batman #red hood #bruce wayne #jason todd #my art #I know that Bruce is an very optimist person and belives that the system can be fixed and all that but this is very funny #Jason got burned so bad he had to leave Gotham for a while to think about his choices

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theotherendcomics · 4 months

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#batman with a gun #web comic #comic #funny comic #lol

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galaxymagitech · 2 months

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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

#i find it darkly funny that people probably told Jason smoking would kill him #and then he died from smoke inhalation #irony i guess?#incorrect batman quotes #batman #dc comics #dc #dcu #jason todd #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #humor

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redsray · 2 months

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I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

#batfam #batman #cassandra cain #damian wayne #dc comics #dick grayson #duke thomas #jason todd #tim drake #they make bets on who can freak out the most stuck up socialites #its a very fun game for them #bruce just lets it happen #he secretly finds it funny #sometimes even plays along #socialite: so how did you end up with so many kids?#bruce: they were brought to me by an alien

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pinkiemachine · 1 month

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HEEHEEHEE….

Part 2 👇

#fan art #art #funny #dc #dc comics #batman #bat family #fan comic #bat brothers #Jason todd #tim drake #robin #red hood #Barbara gordon #batgirl #oracle #bat family shenanigans #bat bros

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robinsleeping · 4 months

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Dad coded

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captainpirateface · 1 month

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If Henry Selick directed Batman.

#henry selick #a nightmare before christmas #batman villians #funny batman #batman #bruce wayne #captainpirateface #bipolardepression #chemicalimbalance #wtf #captainpiratefacelovesyou #sighthsandsoundsofinstagram #sights and sounds of tumblr

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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 20 days

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i adore these two.

anyone who says they don’t act like brothers doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

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confused-wanderer · 5 months

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When Jason was little, he wanted to sound as intimidating as he could for Robin, and so copied Batman’s behaviour and voice, and would also imitate Dick because he was the first Robin and just so cool Jason couldn’t help look upto him as the standard (still is to a certain extent for present day Jason though he’ll never admit it).

So today, Jason can not only perfectly embody their body language so much so that if you couldn’t see his face you would think it’s them, he can also uncannily mimic their voices.

He uses this to their utmost advantage and it results in chaos every time. Just image scenarios like you’re in Gotham trying to rob houses in peace at night, you hear “Well well well something darks happening.” and of course you’re fucked but it’s Nightwing so you’re not that fucked and when you look to the source of the sound you find yourself staring down the feared crime lord Red Hood aiming a bazooka at you.

#batman #jason todd #dick grayson #red hood #nightwing #tim drake #bruce wayne #batfam #headcanons #damian wayne #robin!jason #batfam funny heacanons #young!jason todd

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ashoss · 4 months

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the rest of the flock :)

part 2 to this

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