logan: sometimes i wish the love of my life would stop doing stupid shit and pay attention to me

y/n, in the middle of doing stupid shit: sucks to be you i guess

logan: *sigh*

Angel: "Ya think Husk likes me?"

Vaggie: "Angel, he literally always fixes your drink first at the bar. Even if someone else gets there before you."

Angel: "Yea, but I thought he was just doin' that to get me to leave faster."

oc incorrect quotes #2

prince: hey darlin-

Y/n: no.

Prince: but I didn't even say anythin-

Y/n: no. I know your tricks, demon.

Prince: darn.. hey y/n, there's a bee right behind you

Y/n: WHERE

*prince uses the moment to slap y/n's ass, it's incredibly effective but now he has to sit in the bad pet corner for 3 hours*

Prince: it was so worth it..

Brutus: same

Prince: what the-

Sweet menace ❤️

therapist y/n: do you like sweets, sergeant? i got these scottish candies recently and thought of you <3

soap: woah! i haven't had these since i was a lad!

y/n: i have more in my office if you ever want to talk~

ghost, scoffing: you think you can manipulate soap? he's been trained to withstand torture-

soap, mouth full: i'm thirsty :(

y/n: i have a mini fridge!

gaz: don't give him any ice lollies! you said those are just for me, doc!

ghost: what the fuck!?

Levy: oh no, I bought the wrong kind of cookies! Agh, I was so looking forward to them too...

Gajeel: I can grab you some more on my way home later.

Levy: But you'd have to touch the weird soft packaging with the squeaky noises, I know you hate that.

Gajeel: It's alright, you can touch me in return and I'll make squeaky noises. :)

Alastor!! (Click for Quality!!) vvv

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ACT 3, SCENE 3 "HOLIER-THAN-THOU" --(NEW CHAPTER!!)

ACT 3, SCENE 3--"Holier-Than-Thou" [The Hotel. CHARLIE is spiraling. She and VAGGIE have just found out of URIEL’s ‘disappearance’ LUCIFER sits, looking ill.] CHARLIE: I mean can you just believe that he would just disappear after all that talk yesterday about wanting to stay here? Like, come on! [To LUCIFER:] Where’s Mom? LUCIFER: She wanted to sleep in.  VAGGIE: ‘Either of you have any clue where he went?   [LUCIFER and CHARLIE shake their heads.] CHARLIE: Maybe Mom knows. I’m going to go ask her.  LUCIFER: [To himself:] I doubt she’ll tell you.  CHARLIE: [She overheard.] -What?  VAGGIE: Err- LUCIFER: Nothing! It’s nothing, Char-Char. CHARLIE: Dad… What aren’t you telling us?  LUCIFER: [Sigh.] Your Mother, she- she made a deal. With Adam.  CHARLIE: What are talking about? VAGGIE: Adam? [Beat.] Oh, shit. CHARLIE: What??  LUCIFER: Lilith helped Adam. She sent the exterminations to Hell. [ALASTOR enters. Humming again.] VAGGIE: Alastor! Have you seen Uriel? ALASTOR: Hm? Oh, no. Buuutt, I may have something that you’d be interested in seeing. LUCIFER: What?  ALASTOR: Well, I was woken up by the strangest sound during the night. So, I came downstairs, and eventually, I stumbled upon a little note from our holier-than-thou-friend. LUCIFER: Excuse me? VAGGIE: What did you–? CHARLIE: [Taking the note from ALASTOR:] Heaven? VAGGIE: Heaven? LUCIFER: Heaven? ALASTOR: Heaven! [VAGGIE goes to read the note.] VAGGIE: He went with LUTE!? CHARLIE: He’s got to have a good reason, Vaggie. VAGGIE: Well, he better have a good reason for not writing it down too. [Blackout. End of Act 3.] 

Spinner: no no, the league is primarily made up of adults..just really stupid adults. That’s all.

"Uh— congrats? She's pregnant." Magnus explains quickly at the stare.

Percy looks from his cousin-in-law to his only daughter, the one he personally (with annabeth) picked.

"Beth— WISE GIRL!" He shouts. "OUR GIRL IS PREGNANT"

There are crashes before Annabeth appears, hair in disarray and winded. "She is what now?"

She looks at Magnus and he only nods, bewildered.

"Who was it? If it was the neighbours tuxedo I will go and get that child support."

Percy and Magnus both had to stop Annabeth, yet their Cat only meows, purring on the carpet.

Amy, wearing a turtle neck and pants:

Blaze:

Amy:

Blaze: Are you going to explain why you're wearing all of that in 80 degree weather?

Amy:..Scourge.

Blaze: Wha-? Oh! Oh..everywhere?

Amy: Everywhere! We got..a little carried away..but he has teeth!

Blaze: So do you?

Amy: Yeah but his are way sharper than mine and he made sure to bite everywhere!!

Blaze: ..You and him fascinate me.

Evolving from In/Correct Quotes to just dialogue that could technically be part of my fic NEON – A Separated Siblings AU. (And co-produced with the help of my wonderful twin, Brea!) Splinter: *walks past Leo's room overhearing a conversation* Leo: And I call you Dotty because you have so many beautiful dots. Do you have the best dots in the whole world? Yes, you do. Splinter: *entering* Who are you talking to? Leo: No one! *frantically tries to hide the white cat sprinkled with brown and black dots behind him* Splinter: Mh, sure. Totally unrelated to anything, but in case you ever see an animal, especially if they like to purr and have sharp claws, keep them away from Raph or they'll scratch up his face again. Leo: *lets the kitten climb over his plastron* I'll keep that super random advice in mind. Splinter: *turns around* Dotty is a fitting name, I bet she likes it.

rafael, sighing as he walks into the precinct: what is it now? i told you not to call me on my day off, benson.

olivia: sorry, we needed all hands on deck. suspect’s in holding, we need— wait, why are you wearing a tux?

rafael: i was in the middle of proposing to y/n.

olivia: you- AND YOU ANSWERED THE PHONE?!?!

rafael: i didn’t want to! she made me pick it up in case it was urgent!

y/n, skipping into the room while showing off her ring: I’M GETTING MARRIED! I’M GOING TO BE A BRIDE! HE’S GOING TO BE MY HUSBAND Y’ALL WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO

olivia: so… i take it she said yes?

Skimbleshanks: (to the kittens) Did none of you think this was a bad idea?!

Etcetera: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.

Ft. Jealous!Yennefer

Incorrect quotes with the warrior OC's

Greatstar: Hey I bought your soul last moon and-

Fernbrook: No returns.

Greatstar: Please it's making me sad.

Owltalon: (to Riverscar's ghost) A cat walked up to me and asked me if you were my friend. He shook his head and said "I'm so sorry" when I said yes. What the fuck did you do?

Ashpetal: I require a tom of utmost dignity and grace-

Bearheart: (Falls down the camp wall and lands in the pond)

Ashpetal: That one. I want that one.

Mousepaw: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Riverpaw: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Emberpaw: Starlingpaw tripped over the fresh-kill pile.

Oakfoot: (To the apprentices during training) Alright, listen up you little shits.

Oakfoot: Not you, Bearheart. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

Bonebranch: Who the fuck-

Tawnybloom: Language!

Bonebranch:

Bonebranch: Whom the fuck.

Raintail: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Mousepaw: We have three, actually.

Starlingpaw: Pick your favourite.

Characters A & D

A: Eyeliner game is on point, bro!

D: Just leave the cat alone already.