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fanby-fckry · 3 months

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*Jaskier, getting his information taken after being arrested*

Guard: Name?

Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove.

Guard: Sex?

Jaskier: I wasn’t expecting to… But I won’t lie, this whole guard/prisoner thing is pretty hot.

Guard: No, I meant are you a man or a woman?

Jaskier: I’m a bard.

Guard: But what’s in your pants?

Jaskier: Nothing. You took all of my belongings.

Guard: What’s between your legs?

Jaskier:

Geralt: *under his breath* Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it

Jaskier: Your mother!

Geralt: Fuck.

#source: unknown #the witcher #the witcher incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher memes #incorrect quotes #jaskier #Julian Alfred Pankratz #geralt #geralt of rivia #geraskier #if you squint #fanby’s fuckery

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kamensummerpowa · 1 year

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fandom-junk-drawer · 4 months

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#the witcher #twn #the witcher netflix #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #the witcher memes

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yourmusicmuse · 8 months

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So if you haven't been able to tell, I'm in a bit of a Witcher hyperfixation so I made some textpost memes!! Please no Season 2 or Season 3 spoilers in the tags because ya girl has only seen Season 1 bc I'm as slow as a snail lolol

But I hope these make you smile or laugh :D

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#the witcher #the witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #cirilla of cintra #the witcher memes #textpost memes #geraskier #yenralt #okay so i haven't started season two yet but im not over how jaskier looks like a sad wet puppy #henry cavill #anya chalotra #joey batey #freya allan #i try so hard to be funny and i hope yall find it funny too 🙏

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mischievous-thunder · 2 years

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A shopkeeper: So, what's the occasion?

Geralt: I'm looking for something to cheer up the wife.

The shopkeeper, glancing at Yennefer: Why don't I ask the missus?

Yennefer, pointing at a fuming Jaskier in the distance: Do you think our wife is in the mood for a conversation?

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twd-multifandom · 1 year

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geralt and jaskier in a nutshell

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#the witcher books #the witcher #the witcher netflix #the witcher games #the witcher memes #wiedźmin #geralt of rivia #geralt z rivii #jaskier #the witcher jaskier #the witcher dandelion #wiedźmin jaskier

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nopekaat · 1 year

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✨Regis my beloved ✨

Really impatient to finally learn more about him in the books ! Just started the first one finally !

#the witcher fanart #fanart the witcher #emiel regis #Regis the Witcher #emiel regis rohellec terzieff godefroy #geralt fanart #geralt of rivia #the witcher 3 #the witcher #the witcher memes #the witcher books #illustration #character illustration #my art

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cardierreh15 · 7 months

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Light of My Life ✨

#Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde #henry cavill #the witcher #geralt of rivia #henry cavill fanfic #henry cavill x black reader #geralt #Henry!Geralt #Geralt Of The Rivias #My baby #i would die 4 u #DARLIN IF YOU WANT MY TEW!#the witcher memes #meme #witcher memes #Witcher memes daily #cardierreh15 post #cardierreh15 edits

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horsedadgeralt · 2 years

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#jaskier #the witcher #the witcher memes #geralt of rivia #geraskier #the witcher shitpost #the witcher meme #kathi memes #as in 'to meme' the verb

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handwrittenhello · 1 year

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wake up guys new gender just dropped

#the witcher #blood origin #the witcher blood origin #jaskier #the witcher memes #the witcher spoilers #blood origin spoilers

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bowl-frog · 9 months

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"jaskier is top!"

"no! radovid is top!"

Girl they are both rolling around on the floor having the time of their life's like the switches they are🤭😫❤️

#jaskier x radovid #jaskovid #jaskier #the witcher #the witcher memes #prince radovid #radovid #radskier #buglesgirlfriday #glittergirlboss #bisexual #m/m ship #boy love #lovers #i love them #he’s so 🤭#i love them🤭

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fanby-fckry · 3 months

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Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*

Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?

Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.

Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.

Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*

Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.

#source: unknown #the witcher #the witcher incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher memes #incorrect quotes #ciri #cirilla of cintra #cirilla fiona elen riannon #geralt of rivia #yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #geraskier #geraskefer #yenralt #yenskier #fanby’s fuckery

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kamensummerpowa · 1 year

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Thirsty Jaskier 👀 -don't copy or repost without credit-

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fandom-junk-drawer · 8 months

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#the witcher #twn #the witcher memes #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #geralt #geralt of rivia #geraskier #the witcher netflix

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yourmusicmuse · 7 months

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I made more Witcher memes y'all, get silly and eat up >:3

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#the witcher netflix #the witcher memes #the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #yennefer of vengerberg #geraskier #yenralt #henry cavill #anya chalotra #joey batey #i still havent gotten to season two oops. im not a bingewatcher im a brainrotter

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mischievous-thunder · 9 months

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