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anormalkidingotham · 10 months

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just a small tip for everyone who doesn't know yet: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUY THE BATMAN-THEMED CANDY!!!

it's not official in any way and i'm pretty sure it's produced by either harley quinn or someone else like that. as far as i know, it hasn't killed anyone yet but some of my brother's friends had some pretty bad reactions, one of them even ended up in the hospital...

#batman candy #gotham psa #i don't care how cool it looks #stay as far away as you can #just gotham city things #only in gotham #unreality

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sisaloofafump · 6 months

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Robins Halloween! :D

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dragonomatopoeia · 2 years

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i know there are infinite funny ways people travel in the DC universe but i'm incoherent with laughter every time someone's hauled around in superman's cape like a sack ESPECIALLY when it's batman because you get to see. his little ears.

#air's comics tag #IT'S SO FUNNY #batman #superman #you can't see it but he's playing candy crush on his phone in there. i'm sure of it #funny batman play love nikki dressup queen

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satoshy12 · 4 months

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Prank the White House

Vlad had problems as mayor of Amity Park,"Ghost attacks" don't count as villain attacks, so the repair wasn't paid.

Vlad had a genius idea for using Danny for it. But Danny complained that it would make people think that Phantom was a villain, so Vlad had to fix it.

He turned Danny into a toddler. Now who would declare him a villain? Without looking like the villain themselves!

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But while older Danny would works for money, toddler Danny didn't work that way.

Jazz, while hugging her baby brother, looked at Vlad and said, " Money doesn't work with toddler Danny. You should have thought it through fully."

Vlad: "I will pay you candy for all your life."

Danny:" Deal!"

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That was how Danny started to haunt the White House and Senate for candy and make sure that Vlad was able to get money from the ghost attacks.

After all, it's a ghost!

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As the Justice League was called to capture the Meta toddler, it ended badly, as Batman lost his Batman candy as the toddler just took the candy and left. Saying if he does it more, he will get more candy.

So, the new plan is to find the contractor, as the toddler wouldn't cause that much chaos. Just making the politicians go crazy. And that isn't really a crime.

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In the end

They chose to allow him to stay with them, while the toddler was a time bomb.But one they were unwilling to get rid of when he first showcased his power to make a shield that stopped a whole attack from Brainiac and his army as he tried to attack them.

Brainiac was now the living meme of "Let Me In!"

The new plan is:"Give him candy, let him play BUT FIND OUT WHO GAVE HIM THE CONTRACT TO HAUNT THEM! "

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Vlad thinks his plan failed.

And with Jazz's help he did bring Danny back. He will have a new plan.

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That was how Meta the toddler was missing from the White House as a vampire kidnapped him.

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spicy-apple-pie · 6 months

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN YALL

hope you guys have lots of candy and lots of supersons fluff

(don't worry, Damian is actually really enjoying himself, he's just too proud to admit it)

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ardustein · 1 year

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Omg art prompt 👀

May I see a Billy Batson wearing a batman costume for Halloween? (and maybe getting caught)

POV: You're Batman at the JLA's annual Halloween party.

#this is the first year they know his identity #it becomes a running joke that every year he will come dressed as a different member of the league and ask them for candy #batman pretends to hate it but really he sneaks a photo to the family groupchat #they love it #billy batson #shazam #captain marvel #batman #robin #tawky tawny #my art

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heylosers06 · 8 months

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Steph and Cass + Slushee time ‼️‼️

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allthegothihopgirls · 1 month

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the batfamily would NOT be on social media at all realistically, but of course tim loooooves photography, so i think he'd be a super dedicated scrapbook-mom type instead. (to compensate for the incredible instagram posts he WOULD make)

like, he's got books for each of his friends, one for each family member, and multiple for pictures of parts of the family and all of them together (although rare). he even has separate books for people in-costume and out-of-costume.

every christmas + birthday he recieves a loooooot of scrapbooking materials, he has draws of washi tape and stickers in his room.

he definitely tries his best to match the themes of the pages to the people in them too, and not one book has the same feel to it. he always writes very sincere little captions under the pictures as well. if he wasn't so attached to the books, he'd give them as gifts.

#the chronicles of billionare bruce wayne and his tendency to go all in on his autistic kids special interests #he also keeps EVERYTHING he could possibly stick in a scrapbook from an outing #receipts. candy wrappers. arcade tickets. stickers. tickets. and god knows what else #i think theyd also be something he uses to ground himself when people are on long missions. or when he hasn't seen people in a longtime #just to remind him that they're real etc etc #i have a timkon addition to make to this post but i'll put it in a reblog #tim drake #robin #red robin #batfam #batfamily #the robins #batboys #dc comics #dc batman #dcu #dc #gothihop speaks

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lord-westley · 3 months

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Whenever there are no customers and no tasks to complete, i leave behind drawings everywhere at work

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detectiveforfree · 1 year

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whats the point of being a baby/teenage costumed superhero if u?? cant have fun on one day when wearing costumes?? is a requirment????

also extra barry&hal, before i realized that barry is canonically pouty when his sidekick is stolen by green lantern lol

#wally west #kid flash #dick grayson #robin #dick & wally #dc #you cant argue with me that circus brat dick grayson who most likely observed many cultures would not take wally his new shiny best friend #on an offer of having fun during halloween?? with colorful costumes and candy and a lot of anonimity to be whoever you want???#all of their outfits are also perfectly functional so they could just drop everything and dive into action if need arise #imagine a tiny superman fighting like batman/robin and a baby green lantern running faster than a blink #alfred and iris helped make the costumes. batman was very against it but he was worn down by double puppy eyes and is secretly finding it #adorable while barry is finding it adorable very loudly

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anormalkidingotham · 9 months

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by popular demand (so far, more than half of all people voted for it) i finally tried one of the new batman candies a few hours ago. i made sure to have some of my friends around and to be at least kind of near a hospital but i guess that was unnecessary. it tasted terrible because of course it did but i didn't get sick this time, at least not yet

#it's been half a day #so i should be fine #aside from having licorice and lemon and grape stuck in my mouth #all at once #it's just a gross combination #the texture was also weird #just gotham city things #only in gotham #batman candy #unreality

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aioliravioli-69 · 3 days

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This one was a long time coming (a.k.a. since I found out about 'Duolingo on ice') so I started looking into it and I found this!

This pose

This pose specifically was MADE for Buddy!!

I couldn't resist

Buddy being a dramatic bastard

#cinderella boy #cinderella boy webtoon #buddy #once again I ignore human anatomy #can I just mention #male figure skating in general is the most DRAMATIC sport in existence #look up figure skating outfits male rn and you'll see what I mean #They all look like they're gonna go on stage and preform some shakespearian playy😭#the outfits are eye candy for sure and they ALL fit Buddy perfectly #there's one purple one that was literally made for him #I might further this AU but idk mann #I'll have to see #I imagine him saying some edgy ass batman line in this pic #'revenge is a dish best served cold' *passes Chase and as he does ice from his skates spring up and land on the shorter guy*#'DAMN YOU PERRY-; I MEAN BUDDY!!!'#Chase raises his fist in anger #Doofenschmirtz style😎#he'll get him back someday

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who-always-pays-their-taxes · 1 month

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i love the batfam they’re so whumpable they’re so angsty and pathetic. they make me so sad all of the time and i love it, i wanna squeeze all the sadness out of them. i wanna hit them around like a piñata and see what sad pathetic things come out.

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theheavilycaffeinated4 · 8 months

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Guys Guys Guys

It’s TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles

Their dumb stupid and little shits that’s the number one bases of being a teenager

But so is a lot of other things that aren’t PG and I love the fact that so much of tmnt is violent and angsty because that’s the way teenagers think

teens have that classic Batman vs Tmnt blood on the brain that classic Bayvers immaturity that classic Mutant Mayhem stupidity that classic 2012 angst

#tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt iteration #candied hearts #rise of tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt bayverse #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt 2018 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt batman #tmnt idw #tmmt 2023 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 1987

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mr-e-nigma · 11 months

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Being irresponsible is cool when Batman says so.

#he could’ve done that all w/o robin #dick didn’t need to skip school to go after joker #well I guess he was needed for the candy store thing but that was. after school. so #batman #dick grayson #60s batman #batman 66

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wonder-vixen · 8 days

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Candy Lion as Catwoman

#candy lion #catwoman #the cat #selina kyle #batman returns #dc comics #dc cosplay #dc rogues #dc villains #female villains #super villain #supervillain #supervillainess #villainess #super criminal #rouges gallery #brunette #cosplay #caturday

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