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simpinberry · 1 year

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omg babe i love your bella ramsey hcs, can you write hcs of bella ramsey comforting upset or insecure reader 💘

!!!!hehehehhe guys i’m so excited i got my first ask yayayayy!! also yes ofc i can <(˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)>

im gonna do 3 diff scenarios that my brain came with up :>

✧ you could not get yourself to like yourself today. it was just one of those days where you need a little bit of extra reassurance :,) exiting your room and marching over to your lovely s/o sitting on the couch, placing yourself completely on top of her. “oh-okay, this is new, oww babe my glasses” you’d shush her and snuggle closer into him. “do u still love me?” istg the loudest silence broke over yall. bellas annoying and immediate reaction would be just super sarcastically offended. once she realises you’re serious, she’d be excited that this was her moment. they’d go on for a good thirty minutes, talking about how beautiful they find you. placing a kiss on his favorite features of yours, telling you how you belong in a fairytale book cuz he sometimes questions how you’re even real. she’d tell you in detail how down bad she was (and still is) when he first met you. would really get into explaining how much he admires you, respects how talented you are, loves all of your quirks, adores your lil annoying habits. she’d finish saying, “i’m so lucky to be able to exist at the same time as you and even luckier to get the honour to love you” and then BOOM YOU GET ALLLL SHYY AND GIGGLY “thank u i needed that :,)” “can we make out now or?”

✧ one night, she’d come home to find you attempting to make dinner whilst literally sobbing. she’d immediately be concerned noticing that you’re actually bawling and not cutting any onions. “sweets? what’s the matter?” she’d immediately offer you a hug that you sink into. you explain that you were frustrated because you really wanted to make her favorite meal and everything that could’ve gone wrong did. she’d chuckle slightly at you and cup your face with her hands, making you face her. she’d tell you you’re absolutely adorable and that she really appreciates the effort. she’d pat your head and run her fingers through your hair telling you that it’s okay to fail sometimes and how you shouldn’t be so harsh on yourself. she’d tell you to go take a hot shower/wash your face and they’d clean up the whole kitchen :,(( she would order some food from your favorite close by restaurant tooo. you guys would spend the rest of the night curled up together on the couch watching your comfort movie :>

✧ bella was on her way over to your apartment and he was late :( you had just failed one of your important uni assignments and you were sat on ur bed, crushed. to put it simply you were disappointed in yourself because you know you didn’t put enough into it and that’s why u got 33%. really all you wanted was your bella, her comforting smell and contagious giggle. tears filled up your eyes thinking about how mad your dad was gonna be and oh god, your mom was gonna say all that shit and go on her little rant and ugh :((( “what’s up loser, i bring choc brownies” bella happily bursting through the door with her mocking american accent. you faced away from her, trying to wipe your face. noting your unusual silence they scoot over to you, reaching out and taking your wrist in his hand. you finally face her with blood shot eyes and a runny nose :( her face softens and she engulfs you in a tight hug, bring you onto her lap. you let go and sob into her chest, feeling a little relieved. you guys rock back and forth for a bit until bella speaks up, “you wanna tell me what happened?”. so you do <3 you tell him everything, how you highkey feel like a failure, your parents and all the stress. you finish speaking with a shaky deep breath. they’d start by giving you soft kisses all over your face, dancing from your forehead to your eyes onto both cheeks and then pecking your nose. she’d finish off by giving you a long kiss on the lips, “i’m here and i’m proud of you, i understand your disappointment my love. your worth is not reflected in that test. i love you very much”. before you start crying again he’d pull out the bag of brownies offering you one. he always knew how to make you laugh even in situations like this. “i hate to see you cry my love, m sorry for being late hope the brownies make up for it”

#bella ramsey #bella ramsey fluff #bella ramsey x reader #ellie the last of us #wlw #lgbt #gay panic #bella ramsey comfort #fluff #bella ramsey head cannon #bella ramsey gf #nonbinary

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brivinty · 1 year

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I’m a Barbie girl! ★

Featuring; Gojo x Bimbo Reader (Female)

IM BACKKK

I got asked to make more :)

Masterlist!

(Part 2 to B.I.M.B.O); Part 1

TW; Nicknames; Princess, baby, my Love. PDA, making out, smut with plot?? Idk… Clit/Pussy slapping, Praise, degradation..?

Summary; You get lost in the mall, and Gojo finally finds you crying to some stranger.

This aint proofread, so don't get on me istg.

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You and Gojo were at the mall, just to walk around and shop for stuff. You walked with him into various stores and in everyone store you grabbed at least one thing. “Toru! Isn’t this cute? How do you think it’ll look on me?” You asked placing it on your body with a grin. “It’s cute baby, but it looks too small,” Gojo said, although he knows you don’t care he still likes to say it just in case. “It’ll be fine Toru!” You reassure him handing him the shirt and looking for more stuff.

“Ok, m’done!” You say walking to the cash register Gojo holding your hand so you don’t get lost. “Toru? After this can we get food? M’hungry!!” You whine making him smile at you. “Yea sure, we can go to the food court,” Gojo says making you smile wide giggling. You two made it to the front of the line to pay and you quickly rummaged through your small little bag for cash but as soon as you looked up you realized, Gojo had already paid for you and they started bagging your stuff. “Huh?” You looked at Gojo, seeing a black card in his hand.

“Toru!! I said I’d pay!!” You whine pouting at him and crossing your arms. “You can pay for the food baby,” Gojo said taking the bags off the counter and walking away with you next to him. “Promise?” You asked looking up at him as h e looked down at you his glasses hanging low on his face. “I promise baby,” Gojo said but little did you know he had his fingers crossed, he’d never let you pay for anything. You two had finally made it to the food court, after about 20 minutes because you kept wanting to go on the kid rides.

And of course, he let you, he had no problem with it. He could care less if anyone looked at him like you guys were crazy, your his girlfriend, and he would do anything for you, that means going on rides that are designed for kids. “Uh… I’ll have… uh, mm, Toru you go first!” You said with a smile rummaging through your bag for something. Gojo knew you were looking for your glasses, he understands you don’t like wearing them, but you could barely see the menu from behind the counter. He would tell you multiple times that if you didn't put it on your eyesight would just get worse, but you've said multiple times that you don't like them because it's like windows on your face.

So as he said his order he tapped your head and you let out an ‘oh!’ before pulling your glasses down on your face. A smile crept up on his face, he’s always liked you with your glasses on. He wishes you would wear it more often, but of course, you probably won't. “You ready ma’am?” The person asked and you nodded frantically. “Mhm! I’ll take the grilled chicken nuggets meal 12 piece, with a cookies and cream milkshake!” you said with a smile, proud of yourself. “Alright, anything else?” he asked and you shook your head. “Yea, could we add a water to that and 12-piece nuggets, but no meal,” Gojo said, he knew you couldn't handle sweet things like that, so water would be nice for you to wash down all the sweets. You also tend to want to take another box home with you.

“Yea, the price would be, $35.05,” he said and Gojo nodded already pulling out his black card to give the man. You whined again looking at Gojo with a pout crossing your hands and looking away from him. He chuckled at you before raking his card back, placing his hand on your lower back, walking to the pickup area. “I said I wanted to pay Toru!!” you whined with a pout mad at him. “Baby, I told you i'm spoiling you today, don't be mad” Gojo apologized, playing with your hair and you couldn't help but smile at him giggling.

You both are eating your food content with the taste, laughing and giggling with each other. Gojo would catch men staring at you from time to time but never paid attention to it, knowing you would never go out with a single one of them. You were his and he was yours. “Toru’ I have to use the bathroom...” You mumbled getting up from your seat looking for the bathroom. “Ok, I'll walk you there,” he said getting up from his seat and grabbing your shopping bags, but you shook your head.

“It's fine! I can get there myself.” You denied him and he looked at you worried. “Princess, you sure?” Gojo asked and you nodded, giving him a kiss on the cheek before making your way to find a bathroom. You wandered around for a little until you finally found the bathroom. After you went inside and used it you skipped out looking for the food court. You raised a brow. “Where am I?” you thought out loud, and you looked to your side for your phone in your bag realizing you left your bag with Satoru.

Your eyes widened and you started to panic. “I should've let Toru take me!” you whined and started to walk around the mall in a panic trying to find the food court. You walked around frantically for about 10 minutes.

“Does it really take that long to use the bathroom..?” Gojo asked himself before realizing you've never been to this Mall before. He quickly got up throwing away the food, saving your extra box. He grabbed your shopping bags and your mini purse before heading off to the bathroom, he went to the farthest one knowing sometimes you ignore the closest one thinking it's an employee bathroom.

You started to cry realizing your lost, you started yelling out Gojo’s name. People watched you with tears running down your face but deciding not to help for what reason is unknown. You walked around still yelling out his name with tears streaming down your face. You then saw a group of guys walk up to you. “What's wrong cutie?” one of the 3 asked swirling a piece of your hair in their hand. “I'm lost..!” you cried out wiping your tears while looking up at them. “What you with a friend?” they asked with a smirk one of them wrapping their hand on your shoulder and rubbing your hair. “Mm!” you nodded your head. “Toru tried taking me to the bathroom! An..and! I didn't listen! N..now I can't find him!” you cried out, a hiccup up almost every sentence.

“Don't worry pretty, we'll get you to your little friend.” one said getting a little too close you then heard your name being called out loud and you snapped your head upward. “Toru!!” you yelled and saw him running up to you. You smiled widely jumping up and down before running to him and jumping in his arms. Of course, he caught you and just to show off to the guys that were touching all over you he kissed your lips before setting you down.

“Why were you crying, baby?” Gojo asked you wiping the tears from your eyes. “I couldn't find you! And, and! I was lost! And nobody was helping me!” you cried out stumbling over your words. “Those guys over there said they were gonna help but you found me!” you said wrapping your hands around him and hugging him happily. “Of course baby, you don't have to worry,” he said and started walking with you to leave the mall.

You noticed he seemed mad, but it was probably nothing, you disregard it. You two finally made it home and Gojo got out of the car opening the door for you. You giggled happily before running to your shared room, laying your body on the bed. You heard a chuckle and sat up on the bed kicking your boots off. You flipped over laying on your stomach taking out your phone and scrolling through it.

You didn't even realize Gojo had gotten onto the bed until you felt him flip you over and start to kiss you roughly. You groaned at the impact but kissed back wrapping your arms around his neck. “What’s wrong Toru?” You asked watching him pull your top off and unclip your bra. “Nothin'.” He was quick to answer going down to suck on your perked nipples, you moaned as he sucked and pulled on them. He didn’t waste any time pulling down your skirt, instead lifting it up onto your stomach.

He smirked at your drenched panties and laughed pulling them down to your ankles. “Baby tell me..” He voiced not even looking at your face but at your exposed cunt instead. “Who got you this wet?” Gojo asked and you groaned feeling him shove two fingers in your wet cunt. “You Toru…!” You moaned out, feeling him slowly thrust his fingers.

“What'd you say, baby? Can’t hear you” Gojo said and you whined at the slow pace he was using. “You!” You yelled out, thrashing around out of frustration. “Atta girl!” Gojo praised, abruptly pulling his finger out and slapping your cunt hard. “F-fuck!!” You yelled out your back arching from pain and pleasure. “Do you know how worried I was about you baby?” Gojo asked slapping your sopping cunt repeatedly watching as your body shook and jumped every time a slap was delivered. “Then I just had to see 3 guys all over you,” Gojo said his eyes darkening before he slapped your cunt again, you yelped, your eyes watering as you wrapped your hand around his wrist trying to stop him. “So guess what baby? I’m gonna fuck you so hard.” Gojo started his eyes boring into yours.

“Gonna do you so hard you won’t even remember the touch of those guys, you won’t even remember your own name, baby,” Gojo said before pushing his body lower, and you could feel his breath on your thigh. “And you’re gonna sit here, and fucking take it.” He said and you nodded your head.

The way I never finish smut is hilarious, I swear someday I’ll just make it full smut 💀

#gojo #jjk smut #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanfic #gojo x fem reader #gojo smut #gojo imagine #daddys home

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sherlockscumslut · 1 year

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☆ Kaeya Thirst ☆

18+ only. Reader is a female, sexually frustrated Kaeya, Cunnilingus, pussy!drunk Kaeya, mentions of alcohol, tipsy Kaeya, body shots (wine), no penetration, p0rn without plot, use of "Sweetheart & beautiful".

Word count: 871

Also posted on my AO3

Istg, this man has me on chokehold ever since I started playing the game. He also makes very sus interesting noises...

Reblogs are very much appreciated 💙

This is part 1. Part 2 here

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Thinking about sexually frustrated Kaeya in his office late at night. The tavern feels empty without him. It's so rare for him not to be there with Venti and Rosaria, all of them casually drinking until dawn. Cavarly captain has been purposely busy all day in hopes of distracting his mind from all these unholy thoughts and the persistent urge to touch himself. No. At this moment, he would rather get the real thing.

He pours himself a glass of dandelion wine. The taste of it feels like a temporary break from his racing thoughts. He could've easily taken down the whole bottle if someone didn't knock on the door.

"Oh, it is you..." He said confused. "Perhaps you were looking for me? At this time of the day?"

"Why are you still here? Is something wrong-" Your eyes stared at the bottle of wine.

"You know, I also like drinking by myself sometimes. Away from all the noise.

You rolled your eyes. "Are you drunk?"

He took a sip. "Now? Haha, no. It's actually my first glass and...to be honest, I'm not in the mood for drinking wine tonight."

"Wow, I can't believe my own ears!" You said sarcastically and closed the door behind you.

"I was about to pay you a visit..." He said.

"Pff, yeah, sure."

"I mean...perhaps you could have what I'm looking for."

"What are you talking about?"

He smirked. "Come closer, I have something to show you..." He held the glass of wine close to your face. "Tell me, what is this?"

"You're definitely drunk."

"No, I'm not." He paused. "Now, please, tell me...what is this?"

"A glass of dandelion wine?"

"Exactly. Now tell me this...Is the glass half empty or half full?

"Kaeya, what is this all about?"

He slowly moved next to you.

"Tell me. Is it half empty or half full?"

"Half full." You answered.

"Wrong." He smirked as he spilled it over your naked shoulders.

"What the hell was that? Don't you know how hard it is for wine to wash off-"

Kaeya gently grabbed your hips and licked the wine off your shoulder.

"I'm afraid that your blouse is blocking the way. May I take it off?"

You froze for a second. All this stupid little game was just a trick. Kaeya is known for making things his own way, sometimes causing more trouble than it already exists but this time he played it smoothly.

A tipsy, vulnerable Kaeya in the middle of the night, all alone in his office. Tavern surely felt strangely quiet this evening. Could it be your desire to see him getting wasted from a few tables away? Could it be all the previous times he shamelessly flirted with you only to get cowardly rejected? There were many reasons why you wanted to check on him. His charm is impenetrable even if you don't openly admit it.

"Kaeya..." You whispered.

"Hmm?" His hands slowly massage your neck.

"Are...are sure you’re not you drunk?"

"You don't listen to me, don't you sweetheart? I don't wish to get drunk on wine tonight...I wanna get drunk on you instead."

His hands touching you so eagerly, definitely not helping the deep desire that was growing in your stomach. His fingers, so slim and long went under your blouse to unbutton your bra.

"Oh? That's quite interesting...nothing is in there...hehe"

You pulled him close and untied his corset.

"Quite bold tonight, aren't you?" He smirked.

"You started first."

You couldn't really make sense of it. It all started with a tease and somehow Kaeya had you laying topless on the leather couch in his office, legs spread as he ate you out like the starving man he was. Something about getting nasty with only your skirt on and him only in his white shirt felt more intense. No one could possibly be in the building during this hour but you were way past gone to think about anything at the moment.

Kaeya lifted your waist up and buried his face in your wet pussy. His tongue pushed deeper inside your folds and his nose was right on your clit. Your clenched your thighs around his neck and gently rode his nose.

"I...I'm gonna cum..."

"Whenever you're ready, beautiful." He winked and he started thrusting two of his fingers inside you.

"Heyy that's not fair!...Ka...Kaeya..." You moaned as you came all over his face. Eyes closed, hands over your head clenching on imaginary sheets.

Kaeya came untouched by the view in front of him. The back of your skirt felt wet and you swore it wasn't you. It couldn't be you either way because the wet spot kept growing.

Kaeya let go of you and pushed himself back. You opened your eyes only to see the back of your skirt all wet and sticky with his cum.

"I...I'm sorry...the way you called my name...the way you looked...everything was so fascinating."

Kaeya the tease, the flirty and bold man he was a few moments ago has disappeared. Admitting that he came untouched just by hearing you moan his name felt weirdly satisfying. The shyness on your side has flown out of the window and now was your turn to return the favor.

《 ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ 》

#genshin impact #genshin imagines #genshin x reader #genshin scenarios #genshin smut #genshin kaeya #kaeya alberich #kaeya x reader #kaeya x y/n #kaeya smut #genshin impact kaeya

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stxrmylxve · 10 months

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GLAD I MET YOU.

A/N: bro i actually started to tear up at the end istg AH but I like this, I hope you do too 🙏

PAIRING: dabi x fem!reader

NOTES: friends to lovers, minor cussing, mentions of dabi’s burns, vague spoilers but not really? (about the origin of his burns), heavy topics, slight angst ends with a happy ending~

Dabi glanced at your slumped figure, rolling his eyes as he tuned back in what your brother was talking about. You sat next to his side, slumped over with a sigh every so often as you watched tv.

Normally, you would have been on your phone, but your brother had the strict policy of ‘no phones’ when Dabi was over. Who knows why. Your brother always said it was because ‘Dabi is older so he deserves more respect’. He’s only older by 2 years.

You glanced at the taller man beside your brother, eyeing his shiny staples with curiosity. He had never gone into depth about exactly what had happened, though you had never expected to since it had seemed to have also been a rough memory.

You had known him since you were little, even going to the extent of calling eachother ‘bestfriends’. It never broke apart persay, but the closeness just…faded. Your brother came into the mix and took Dabi away from you even more, which still kinda pisses you off even to this day.

A small chuckle and a confused expression on your brother’s face pulled you out of your thoughts as a faint blush formed on your face, drawing your eyes away from Dabi’s smug face.

“Wha’cha lookin’ at?” he asks teasingly, grinning at the huff as you got up and walked to the kitchen. He always teased you like this!

You let out a small sigh as your gripped the corner of the countertop, calming your beating heart the best you could as you listened to the shuffling from the other room. Assuming nothing of it, you turned around and walked to the sink, playing with the cold water before washing your hands.

A familiar arm wrapped around your waist, pulling a yelp out of you as you whipped around.

“I’m not that scary, am I?” Dabi jokes as he brushes a stray hair behind your ear, nonchalantly letting go of you as he reached past you to grab a glass.

“No, you’re not. You just surprised me, that’s all.” you say sheepishly as he eyes you suspiciously, contemplating questioning you about your rosy cheeks before deciding not to, filling his glass with water before walking away silently.

What the hell was that? You ask yourself as you dry your hands, walking back to the living room in a bit of a daze as you sit back down next to your brother. You glance nervously at Dabi, only to meet his hazy ones, which had secretly already been on you since you had walked in the room again.

“You alright?” your brother asks momentarily as you shifted under his gaze, nodding before curling up again to watch tv. Though your eyes were beginning to become heavy from lack of sleep, you couldn’t bring yourself to be the first one to go to bed. But, sleep did the work for you and pulled you into a slumber right there on the couch instead.

“She normally like that?”

A deep voice brought you back to reality as you rubbed your eyes groggily. The sun was like fire against your skin as it poured through your window, waking you up much quicker than normal.

“It’s her thing, who knows.”

You groaned as a sharp pain shot up through your back, reminding you how bad it always was to sleep on the couch like that. You rubbed the spot momentarily before hopping up and walking into the kitchen, asuming it was your brother on the phone talking to someone since Dabi never stayed overnight.

Oh how wrong you were, because as you walked out in your Hello Kitty tanktop and (very short) shorts, his wandering eyes landed on your figure, a hint of surprise mixed with smugness clouding them over.

“Morning.” he says, his voice still raspy from the early morning as he got up and walked past you with a small smile. Your face turned beet red as you ran back to your room, shutting the door and cupping your face as you slid down the back of it with a squeal.

There was a while of muffled conversation on the other side of the door before a soft knock chimed through your room. You got up and opened the door awkwardly, coming face-to-face with Dabi himself.

”Time to go out, get ready.” he says blankly, staring past you into your room as his eyes darted around to take in everything.

“To where?” you ask, wandering off into your room to find better clothes than what you currently had on.

“ ‘Dunno.” he shrugs, walking into the room and sitting on the bed before laying back. You blink as you set your shoes to the side, deciding to go get ready in the bathroom instead of your bedroom.

“What happened with your face, dabi..?” you ask quietly, more of thinking out loud instead of directly asking him.

“I did it to myself, I guess.” he responds, catching you off guard as you peek around the frame of the door with a quizzical look.

“I’m going to assume that is a bluff to the real reason?” you ask, setting your stuff down before walking back into your bedroom, sitting down next to him on the bed with a small bounce.

“Not really. My quirk.. uhm.. I wasn’t the best with it previously.” he says, tracing the string lights around your room with a bored stare.

You just nodded, hesitantly asking “does it hurt? still?” as you lowered your hand with a frown.

“No.” he replies, turning his head to look at you. His eyes looked so… warm.. yet so cold at the same time.

You reached a hand up and traced over his cheek, giggling to yourself as he closed his eyes, a low purr-like sound coming from his throat. He is just like a cat.

“You used to be an ass, you know? When my brother came into your life, he brought all of his shitty friends.. it ruined you for a while, you know? But I’m glad you changed, and that you changed him. I’m just…” you sniffled a little bit, making Dabi open his eyes as he reached a hand up to cup your cheek, “I’m glad I met you.”

He offered a small grunt as he sat up, pressing a peck on your forehead as he pulled you into his lap, bear-hugging you with a smile.

”No, I’m glad I met you.”

Specialty for @kelin-is-writing

(btw do ya want it in ur masterlist???)

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cosmal · 1 year

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aerial omg imagine rugby!james gets injured and pulls a muscle or something and then you’re just taking care of him and not letting him reach high shelves sk he doesn’t hurt himself and i just wanna baby him istg😭😭

no no no !!!because !!!!!

im imagining babying him like he does you sometimes. making him food when he’s hungry. his favs of course!!! whenever he gets up to do something you’re like sit back down. i’ll do it for you >:((( and he gets very apologetic and guilty. like you care one bit that you have to get up and get him a snack. you massage him. feed him his dinner when he gets a little too stiff, which he hates because he feels so useless. you help him get dressed and wash his hair in the shower (you won’t admit how much the both of you like it). then he gets too excited too easily and he’s trying to do stuff he shouldn’t. trying to grab a glass from the top shelf. you catch him and scold him. jesus christ, james. sit back down, I’ll grab it for you. and he grumbles all the way back to the sofa because he’s sick of not being able to do things himself. especially because he hates having to rely on you when you have other things to to be doing. like he wouldn’t do the exact same thing for you.

#james potter #james potter headcanon #james potter x fem!reader #james potter x reader #james potter thought

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tainted-heartz · 1 year

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HELLO THERE ITS ME AGAIN MYSTERY PERSON!! 👹👹 YK ITS ALREADY GONNA BE A WALLY X READER ANYWAY-

ok so what if wally was listening to music on the radio and helping y/n clean dishes(or sum idk😭😭)and the song "Sway by Micheal buble" comes on and he has a cheeky idea 🤭 he starts to dance and slowly makes his way over to y/n that is distracted by washing he grabs y/ns hand and starts to salsa dance with them y/n is laughing but they are telling wally to let them go becuase they needed to finish cleaning the dishes they finally are done danceing and wally is smiling but left quickly when he looked at the ground for a sec (like he gave them a kiss on the cheek and left🧍‍♀️) and y/n is happy but confused why he left but continues to wash the dishes😌

(extra credit on why wally left... he broke a mug and knows y/n hates messes..😭 let's just say he was put in a time out by y/n when she saw the broken glass on the ground..well that's all for now!)

| I'm gonna put you in a chokehold with these ideas istg /pos I also love how ppl on my requests/most of my followers have basically accepted my hc of wally loving to dance with his s/o to any cheesy love song etc |

- wally was always a cheesy romantic type , almost dancing to any romantic song with you and (somehow) always taking the lead despite his height he knew how to work around it. even if you were busy he'd wrap his arms around your waist and ask for a dance with something on in the background.

- today wasn't any different , wally was helping you clean dishes with the radio playing on a nearby counter. he suddenly stopped what he was doing once he heard ‘ sway ’ playing and well..he couldn't miss the opportunity to dance with you like he always does.

- you glanced at wally who held a hand out for you to grab , giving you the smallest head tilt. “ oh wally , now? I need to get these done- ” “ please dearest? I know how much you enjoy dancing with meeeee..” you thought for a minute before sighing and placing the plate you had down in the sink and drying your hands off. “ fine but make it qui- ” you laughed as soon as wally pulled you close. neither of you look the dancing seriously , just being filled with laughs and giggles. that was till there was a sudden loud smash that sounded like glass breaking causing wally to let you go. “ oh uhm..sorry dearest I just remembered I said I'd help barnaby with some of his comedy skits sorry! ” he gave you a kiss on the cheek but you didn't think much of it.

- well..you did once you noticed one of the mugs had been broken right on the kitchen floor where wally was. let's say you didn't chew him out but did convince home to help you by putting him in time out with pillows making a barricade in the corner so he wouldn't get out. he was sour for..a while.

#welcome home arg #welcome home #welcome home x reader #welcome home arg x reader #wally darling #wally darling x reader #welcome home wally #welcome home wally x reader

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llau-ren-ti-a · 1 year

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Bad Batch Headcanons - Skin Conditions

I’ve had this on my mind for way too long now and I NEED to write it down.

For context: I think that their mutations and “enhancements” had some side effects and actually made them more sensitive or gave them some other issues, this is one of many. Maybe Regs have to deal with this too, but I’m running with the Bad Batch for now.

TW: skin conditions, acne, eczema, a little blood? self-harm and injury

Hunter

first of all - he has like the most sensitive skin ever

I’m talking unscented, only natural ingredients, ph-neutral, everything you can imagine

soap made from ash, lime and oil, like, really specific and gentle shit

but on the other hand worst mixed skin ever, goes from crazy oily to dryer than Tatooine at least once a week

he’s either looking like a glazed donut or a shedding lizard

he’d straight up put cooking oil on his face bc “oil is good for dry skin, right?

someone tell this man how to take care of himself istg

bandana hides his greasy roots

bandana may be tied in different styles to hide his dandruff

he‘s highkey insecure about it

he‘s shedding like a dog, his hair is everywhere

in the shower, on the bed sheets, in the food if he cooks

if he ever shaves, doesn’t matter where or how he’s getting the worst razor burn and ingrown hairs ever

he’s getting all the issues

also, a big candidate for body acne?

he gives me back acne vibes

doesn’t wash his bedsheets or towel nearly often enough

they actually all (accidentally?) share a towel and never wash it, I’m convinced

Tech

his skin is dry af like, eczema / neurodermitis / psoriasis dry

especially his hands and joints, like the inside of knees and elbows

and around his eyes, especially because of his goggles/glasses, but also in the corners

he researched everything but sometimes just can’t help it and almost scratches his skin off

Hunter makes him wear cotton gloves when he goes to bed

that’s why he never sleeps

Crosshair straight up ties his hands with bandages so he can’t scratch himself

also a very dry scalp / dandruff candidate

should spend all of his time moisturising

tinkering around the marauder and getting into contact with motor oils/hydraulic liquids/fuel only makes it so so so much worse

doesn't wear skin protection, especially not gloves because it 'inhabits his motor functions'

don't get me started on his nails and nailbeds, because I can see how inflamed and irritated the skin is

the skin also peels off

sweaty hands

has a lot of moles?

stresses about said moles

Wrecker

has the nicest skin ever

except for a big pore / blackhead here and there

usually around the nose or on his forehead

literally the guy who either doesn't use soap or uses the same bar of soap to wash everything

it works

healthy glow might be mistaken for oily skin but it's actually not

actually gets a sunburn often, especially on his head, but refuses to do anything about it

turns into a lobster on uv-light-intense missions

red skin, really tight and shiny

sometimes, if crosshair is feeling really mean he gives him a brotherly slap on the sunburnt shoulder

he gets mouth sores sometimes, like cold sores?

also very attractive to mosquitos? he sweats a lot

scratches his mosquito bites so there are little scars all over his body

really random but occasionally he gets like one big aggressive butt pimple and can't sit for a few days

is very vocal about said butt pimple

Crosshair

my beloved

he's also getting all the issues

had very bad acne as a cadet

especially around his chin and cheeks to the point he straight up refused to take off his helmet

now that he's done with puberty he has a bunch of acne scars left

still breaks out sometimes

very sensitive to water - he just washes his face like usual and suddenly breaks out because that particular planet's water is 'weird'

so much acne but dry af skin, it's hard to combat

skin picking as self harm

aggressive nail biter; not only the nails but the skin around it

he's actually one big hangnail

and his nailbeds and sides are always inflamed

toothpicks to stop him from picking his skin

or to try to stop him from smoking but this is not a mental health / addiction headcanon

I'm convinced he has the ugliest, driest old man elbows and knees, I just know that they look weird

Echo

technically a reg, I know

but his prosthetics sometimes don't sit right, so there's a lot of friction and a high risk of irritated skin, blisters and sores

he's so pale - not surprised at all if he gets sunburnt quickly

reminds everyone to use lotion / sunscreen

learned the hard way bc he listened to Fives

tries to keep everyone from making stupid mistakes

buir mode activated

Omega

baby

baby skin

for now

Echo attempts to keep her in check

gets one really bad sunburn and learns her lesson

can't move for 3 business days

also, not a skin condition but she spends 5 seconds in direct sunlight and is just covered in freckles

#bad batch #the bad batch #bad batch headcanons #the bad batch headcanons #bad batch hcs #the bad batch hcs #tbb #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb tech #tbb crosshair #tbb echo #tbb omega

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broflovski-brah · 2 months

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hi hello i am a server at a restaurant by day and a kyle fan by night so i am more than happy to supply you with some waiter!kyle headcanons! warning: very VERY long and this isn’t even all of them

he would be one of the strongest servers in the restaurant. i can see him being really organized and having a system for everything. he’d be good with the hospitality part, dude never forgets to bring your side of ranch and water glasses never go empty. it takes a lot to overwhelm him.

however…on the rare occasions he is in the weeds…he’d sass the other staff and grumble under his breath. i don’t see his tables suffering because of this, he screams in the walk in before interacting with them. if he’s got a real bitchass customer, the sass comes out again. and then he screams in the walk in and complains to all his friends about it for the next week. that being said. he has had to be held back from confronting a guest by his coworkers once or twice after being stiffed.

i was a hostess for years so many thoughts here. if he gets triple sat or triple skipped he would be so nice and forgiving to the hostesses to their FACES, but be thinking in his head “how are you this fucking dumb”. if it keeps happening though he will say something, he wouldn’t yell and be a total dick about it but he would be a little condescending. for really good hosts and bussers he likes though, he tips them out extra because he’s just that generous. he would watch out for the young hostesses and make sure the creepy old men don’t bother them. he’d see that shit and immediately direct the old fart away from the underaged girl. and we love him for that.

never lets anyone borrow his fancy pilot g2 pens (same)

always looking dapper! he gels his hair for work cus it needs to be out of the way. and that apron has been washed, steamed, and pressed by mama broflovski herself baby

has beef with the bartender because one very busy saturday night he super sassed them for taking too long to make a drink only to realize he never actually rang it in…oops. bartender never forgave that one

took forever to learn how to pull a beer from the tap and honestly is still not very good at it (me)

refuses to clean any bodily fluids in any part of the restaurant, he’d quit his job first. don’t get paid enough for that (also me and you’d be surprised how often this is a problem)

master silverwear roller like he flys through that shit. mf always leaves exactly when he’s cut bc all his sidework is done already

if the line cooks give him shit he speaks to them in jersey and they’re like oh we didn’t know you were chill like that nvm

he’d have regulars that he just loves and adores and some regulars that he hates so much that he has forbade the hosts from ever putting them in his section

oh he’s a weekend shift hog, he thinks he deserves the busy shifts because he’s simply just a better server than the others so logically why wouldn’t he? smh

he usually likes it when the guys come to eat while he’s working and they goof off a little, but if those mfs show up on a busy weekend he’s like no god please no because they are like the biggest distractions ever. i would go on about how stan, kenny, and cartman would act while kyle’s working but i fear i’ve made this ask long enough as is

the dumbass smile in my face as i saw this in my inbox, i was SO looking forward to answering this one

i fucking love these ohmygosh-he’s such a bitch but in the best ways?? like he genuinely gets me sometimes-

he gets so damn sassy when things don’t go the way he intended-he’s never really snapped at people, he just makes small bites to the neck like ‘oh i didn’t realize that you were doing my job now for me’ and he would let out the most sarcastic ass laugh istg-i feel like he would be the kind of ‘busy bee’ worker where he absolutely loses track of time and is like ‘oh my break was a half hour ago fuck’

he probably tries to take all the night shifts because that’s just how he is. he’s a night owl and likes sleeping in ‘til noon.

but YES PLEASE-I would LOVE to read more of your headcanons like this!! i really don’t mind how long it gets-the more the better imo! i love reading stuff like this!! don’t feel nervous, i would LOVE to read some more!!

(he also sneaks leftovers out for kenny. i like to think those two get closer in their teens because kyle realizes how much kenny means to them all)

one i personally have is that cartman knows kyle’s schedule like the back of his hand and follows a routine in which he knows when all kyle’s breaks are. cartman will subtly fuck with kyle and make him miss all his breaks, usually including his lunch break. (if he’s working the morning, which he usually ends up doing, unlucky) he comes back later to laugh in kyle’s face because poor boy’s hungry and tired. makes some snide ass comment about how ‘oH kYlE tHaTs So ImProFeSsIoNaL oF yOu To YaWn MiDsEnTeNcE’ or he laughs because ‘aren’t you a waiter? your job is to bring out the food, not to want it, kahl’ dunno how the rest would play out. that’s just one i have-if you wanna add on tho i’d love to hear it!! :)

anyway. i’d love to hear any other headcanons you (or anyone else for that matter) may have! ^^

#istg i’m obsessed #south park #skipper speaks #kyle broflovski #anon #south park headcanons #answered #asks

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boxwinebaddie · 8 months

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rm styles fashion senses... does stan ever wash or is he greasy all across the ninaverse

i got....extremely excited about this question oh my godhsdlhsaks

i am also sorry about how detailed this is i hope u see my vision help

so rm jersey kyle is obviously very y/n coded and when he is at home he's in his clunky glasses, his big stained columbia sweatshirt and his sweats ( i also feel like he wears a lot of cringe like 2014 i speak sarcasm/books are better than people type teeshirts around the house looking exhausted as hell help

....also x2 he takes hot boy morning runs where he exclusively listens to megan thee stallion, cardi b and nicki minaj and kind of looks like someones lululemon mom except hes broke so hes wearing something from target hdlalskjd kyle running down the street to FUCK BEING GOOD IM A BAD BITCH IM SICK OF MOTHERFUCKERS TRYNA TELL ME HOW TO LIVE ) ....BUT!!!!!

in public???

u will never catch that man lacking!!!

like i swear to god when jersey kyle is going to his college lectures, or court with the rest of his class, even just grabbing coffee that man looks like BEAUTIFUL??????!!!!! he looks like a character in the secret history, he's so dark academia coded. like tailored pants, blazers, button down shirts, sweater vests, the leather shoes, the glasses chain??? like you see him in the library in the law section and it's like that's the.....most attractive tall scary man i have ever seen and i want his number but if he looks at me i will throw up slksajdksksja

his hair also bothers him sometimes when he is studying so he carries a lot of hair ties or steals claw clips from bebe/marj and when kyle puts his hair back its...people start walking into walls traffic accidents happen like his BONE STRUCTURE kiss me pls

ok sooooooo ravenstan when he's preforming kind of looks like a nana character honestly!!!! like he wears a lot of black grungey graphic teeshirts usually very ripped up or sleeveless, like a lot of tripp nyc pants like i swear to god the 'tiny pants' are just a really tiny distracting pair of red-black tripp nyc pants with a fuck ton of chains and buckles and patches and shit all over them so....kyle honestly i understand why you were distracted by them because i would also be like...mesmerized shdlkahd

but yeah he wears a lot of demonias and big statement jewelry like safety pins, upside down crosses, big annoying stan rings i really like that black vivienne westwood necklace also that red vial ALSO ALSO his hair is blonde rn!!! bc he was having an angsty moment when he first got signed and SELF BLEACHED his hair and it was a mess hdjhsad management is always trying to fight raven so him bleaching and dyeing his hair just became his Image i swear its been blue, red, pink, purple, green...u name it

its very funny that he looks so hot and cool in person tho bc...

istg out of concert that man is ahsdkshdl like ken knocks on his door and hes dead asleep catnapping and ken is like rae baby get up and hes like no absolutely not and ken is like....dude the milwaulkee show is in 20 minutes GET UP and raven is like URHGJHSLKHD i am not even convinced that is a real place but im up whAteveR

and then is like ok im ready and ken is like YOU CANT WEAR THAT GO CHANGE AGAIN BITCH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU KHDSLKHDkl and......this is a reoccuring event

like ok ik he wears the cool sexy pants in public BUT he literally thrifted a pair of pajama pants that look like jeans and they are the Pajama Jeans and he fkn wears them everywhere bc they are SO COMFY and management wants to beat his ass so bad bc they are pulling up paparazzi pictures of him like raven what is this

and its him in like cvs buying a green naked juice and a phone charger in a bandana, like the most obnoxious oversized like bubble gum pink anime girl like yumeko jabami shirt, The Pajama Jeans, and like plaid house slippers...its so....

hes like I CAN EXPLAIN ( he cant explain hdlkahd )

he is such a pr nightmare i love him so bad like that man is in the bandana pajama jean anime teeshirt combo so often its sooooo ( also contraily to pep stan i think ravenstan watches so much anime and yes i am embarrassed about it he is my boyfailure son )

BUT YES!!! TO ANSWER UR QUESTION MY STANS ARE GREASY ACROSS THE NINAVERSE!!!!

raven is just a celebrity so they force him At Gunpoint to wash his hair and do his skin care routine....which....he does like....half of...sometimes...when i tell u half raven pov of this fanfic is just managment trying to kill stan because theyre like ok....did u do the things on ur list...and hes like...so i did....3 of them.....KLHDLKSHSKHD AND THEYRE LIKE YOU HAVE TO DO ALL OF THEM THERE IS FIFTEEN THINGS YOU HAVE AN INTERVIEW and hes like OKOKOKOKOK i will....but....will someone grab me a shroom burger and fries from shake shack i am straviNG AND THEYRE LIKE SKHLKDSHLKHDLKSHD ARE U TRYING TO NEGOTIATE LIKE BITCH THIS IS NONNEGOTIABLE GO EXFOLIATE

but also if u see him in public he is sosososososo nice like if u see kyle in public he will unhinge his jaw like a snake and kill u but if u go up to stanraven and are like idk 13 and are like u are so cool i like ur bracelet he will kneel all the way down, take his bracelet off, give it to u, tell u something very specific abt u that he likes about ur energy and take like 40 pictures w u and like 3374097324 are cursed and he will buy all ur groceries and the people behind u <33333333 i luv him

like a lot of people have bad celebrity encounters but all of the raven sightings are so positive like people on twitter are like OH MY GOD I MET RAVEN FROM CRIMSON DAWN AND HES SOOOO PRETTY AND WHEN HE HUGGED ME HE SPUN ME AND HE SMELLS LIKE A CHAI TEA LATTE AND GAVE ME HIS BRACELET AND TICKETS TO HIS NEXT CONCERT AND SIGNED MY TOTE BAG AAAAAAA

anyways.....make sure to like and subscribe ahdsklhad

#i had so much specific stuff to say abt this #they have such a specific vibe in my head #also they are so cute where is the jersey raven rm tv show i want to watch it so bad #like why are they both fashion icons and disasters #something about dark academia college student kyle with the glasses chain and his hair back and his vanilla lavender latte and textbooks #& punk rock superstar ravenstan in the tripp nyc pants and the demonias and big statement jewlery w his hair a million colors is so qt 2 me #like they are a power couple #also stan being such a cute nice candid celeb to run into is so special to me there are a bunch of people running around wearing his 300 #dollar rings and shit and he does not care he is stoked #also yes he drinks so much green juice its in his blood

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dislifeismid · 2 years

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Here to be very sweet to mori (again), and mayhaps leon ? Idk about you, but i love a good bubble bath, how about a bath with these dashing men - 🍜 anon

M' adding Kato and Odo cuz i can >:(

Uhhh not nsfw but. Naked mention so... uh.. minors dni..........?

Baths!

Leon

Leon doesn't do baths. He does showers- only after locking every door and window in the building. And for very little time. He's a super paranoid dude. Good luck getting him in a bath.

Don't mistake shy with paranoid. He's not ashamed to show his body to you, he won't recoil if you eye or touch his scars, he doesn't think they're a huge deal. Everyone has them, he just has a couple more than most.

He'l just sit there waiting for it to be over. He just sort of thinks this is a waste of time, but you seem happy..

He has light freckles on his shoulders too hehe

Give him like a really good hair care run whole you're there and he'l hop out with such smooth silky soft asf hair omg your princeee

Maybe while he's bored he'l pop bubbles with a lighthearted 'bang' noise with a tiny lil smile and aw it's just so cute- and he knows you find it cute das why he's doing it

Once it's done and you try to tease him about how 'it wasn't so bad hmmm?' He'l deadpan with a 'it wasn't good either.' THE AUDACITY

Odo

Anytime! He'l have his sisters prepare one right away! With anything you want. Bath bomb? Oils? Salts? Flowers? Candles? Music? Name it and it's yours.

Oh- you want him to join you? Sure! The bath is like a hot spring- though not natural. The room is super spacious and the steam makes the entire place so warm and comfy.. well. Just. Google Ryukan bathroom. Idk. How to actually describe it to you? But is fancy!

He has no shame- what, he's seen lots of people naked. Nothing too shocking here. He might fall asleep- he doesn't get to settle down and relax much. The bath is super spacious, kinda feels lonely with only you two. He'l talk to you during it, making sure you enjoy your stay. It's his job after all. You're not the one caring for him- it's the opposite hah..

Mori

Bold of you to assume he can fit in one.

He can but he won't.

"Why? Showers are much better at actually cleaning you. "

He doesn't have a japanese style bathroom- he just has a shower, and the baths that ARE available to him are industrial, to clean his material. Not his body.

If you invite him to yours.. he'l decline- "i can't." He'l insist it's not.. okay.. for him to. He'l insist you DON'T want him in your home. Eventually though, he'l sigh softly and-

"I know you're trying to be... nice.. but. There's plenty other ways you can show your appreciation for me."

Kato

He'l pause, in thoughts. Cheeks dusted in pink whilst he leans his head against the back of his palm.

"Uhm.. i don't really like showering or bathing with others..."

He admits, smiling apologetically. He isn't too jazzed about sharing such a space with someone. He likes to be able to do his own thing... if you insist though...

His bathroom is way spacious enough for like. 5. Istg. He has one of those rich ppl bathrooms, that has way too much marble, more than anyone in their right mind needs. It's mixed with wood and- yknow. It's a weird but charming mix of a traditional japanese bathroom and a super fancy needlessly modern american bathroom. The bath is more like a hot tub. Fcking rich dude.

He's so cute the way his pretty pretty jade eyes squint just so slightly he takes off his glasses.. his vision isn't abominable but he needs them regardless.. he's so unused to being seen totally naked- 99% of him rests in how he dresses so...

Man rlly gonna be self conscious when he's built like a model ok ig 🫥

Washing your hair and you washing his ✨ his hair is soooo soft urgh and when you dry it it goes back to it's wavy state and it's so satisfying to look at. (He looks good w his hair f'at too so aodjflfm)

Super gentle with you, and super quiet the whole time too cuz man is concentrated. Maybe smiles slightly as you do all the talking.

He still isn't a fan of sharing bathtime but, he doesn't mind every once in a while.

#leon vali x reader #odo inari x reader #mori gozu tennou x reader #kato yamato takeru x reader

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the-breloominati · 3 years

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#its past noon and the dishwasher is STILL running even though my dad said he would run it this morning #we have no clean dessert plates 1 microwavable ceramic bowl about 5 clean glasses (4 cause i took 1)#none of the plastic cups i prefer to drink out of are clean (theyre all in the dishwasher)#and i asked him last night if we could run the dishwasher and he said no he would run it this morning #which i assumed would be BEFORE 11 #i shouldve just started it last night anyway istg #and like it really isnt that big a deal it's just.. immensely frustrating #cause for a while we'd run it every night (or every other night if it was really empty)#which was nice cause if we used any pots or pans we could just put em in the dishwasher instead of washing em by hand #and we would run it at night so the dishes would be pretty much dry by morning so we could empty it then and start putting dirty dishes in #but my dad likes to wait until you have to spend like 5 minutes rearranging stuff #because there's so many dirty dishes you're trying to cram in there #which usually means there's dirty dishes in the sink and on the counter because we have nowhere to put them #and using the dishwasher saves water and is just more convenient

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watercolorfreckles · 2 years

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can you PLEASEEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WRITE A PART 4 OF GLASS HAVAN BECAUSE IM LIVING FOR IT AND I NEED MORE

No rush tho, and have a good night/day

(by the way your writing is just so breathtaking ISTG MY STOMACH GOES HEIEDBUSKA EVERYTIME )

Glass Haven - Part 4

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

The blindfold rested heavy over Civilian's eyes. She was achingly conscious of its every edge and curve; of the gentle friction whenever the fabric shifted against her skin. The feeling of being trapped squeezed against her lungs.

She'd never been one to fear tight spaces, but she couldn't see. Her world being snuffed into darkness felt a bit like suffocating.

Her fingers flexed at her sides against the car's seat, twitching with restless energy. She itched to rip the thin fabric away from her face just so her world felt a little less like it was caving in to smother her.

What would Villain do if she did?

Would he hit her? Make a sly remark? A flirty joke? A threat?

The mechanical hum of the car buzzed in her ears, followed by the occasional swipe of the windshield wipers against the onslaught of thrumming rain. She couldn't tell anymore which direction they were going; At every turn, she wondered whether they were just looping around and around to disorient her.

He could be leading her to her death and she'd be allowing it. If he intended to kill her, she'd practically placed the gun into his hand.

"Relax, kitten." Villain's voice startled her out of her internal spiraling. He sounded amused, like he was biting back a smile. "We're almost there."

Civilian released a shuddering breath. This was too much. "Villain..."

She flinched slightly as Villain's arm wrapped warm and solid around her waist.

"Shhh," he crooned as if soothing a small child. "You're okay. You're doing beautifully."

Civilian closed her eyes. At least that way, the imposing darkness felt like her own choice.

She let her focus narrow again to Villain's delicate hand warming her side. His thumb traced idle circles against her shirt and she felt heat creep up her cheeks.

Within a few minutes, the car stopped.

Civilian's hands flew to the blindfold out of impulse, ready to yank it away.

Villain caught her wrists, squeezing gently. "Ah, ah, kitten. Not quite yet."

She bit her lip, hoping he couldn't feel the slight tremor in her hands. "But I-"

"Wait until we get inside and into a guest room, I'll take it off myself." Despite everything, his voice was reassuring.

Villain released her wrists and tapped her nose. Playful as it was, it felt like a warning. "Hands down, kitten."

Swallowing, Civilian let her hands lower to her sides again. Villain unbuckled her seatbelt and got out of the car, circling around to open her door. Gently, he pulled her to her feet beside him and gave her his arm to hold onto.

Her arm closed around his. Lean muscle under a soft polyester sleeve, bunched up to his elbow. The rain had stopped, save for the occasional drop splashing against her forehead.

"I'll lead your way. Walk with me," Villain said, starting forward.

Civilian followed with fumbling steps. He steadied her, leading her at a manageable pace through what she could only assume were long, twisting corridors. Occasionally, he paused to presumably unlock a sliding door with a handprint scanner or a code. She could hear the beeping and whirring mechanics of the doors opening one by one.

If he really did mean her harm, she feared with a stabbing jolt to her insides that she'd never be able to escape the labyrinth of branching halls and winding paths, freedom inaccessible behind stacks of locked doors.

Eventually, Villain eased her to a stop again, this time the door clicking shut behind them. Civilian let go of Villain and he stepped behind her, deft fingers undoing the knot of the blindfold.

The fabric fluttered to the floor and Civilian's gaze immediately darted around their surroundings, taking a step back.

They were in a surprisingly homey-looking room with a single bed and dresser, walls washed in a shade of sunny beige.

She swiveled to face Villain. His hair, previously wet from the rain, was drying in messy curls around his forehead just shy of his eyes, and she never wanted to admit what the sight did to her insides.

The dim light cut against the artistic contours of his cheeks and jaw.

He flashed a smile. Brilliant with the bite of teeth. He spread his arms wide. "Now that wasn't so bad, was it?"

Civilian smiled slightly, blowing out a relieved breath. "Depends on what you plan to do next."

Villain leaned against the wall, expression indifferent. "Well, kitten. I plan to hunt down every one of Todd's pathetic goons and break them so that they never interfere with my business or those that they presume to be mine ever again. If they fight back, I'm sure their bones will make lovely lawn ornaments. You know, my right-hand says you never can redecorate too many times. Landscaping makes or breaks first impressions, I'm told."

Civilian's mouth went abruptly dry. How could he say such things with such chilling casualness?

His attention prickled at her senses as he observed her, straightening a moment later and taking a step closer.

Civilian stepped back and her knees buckled against the edge of the bed. She fell to sit against the plush mattress, looking up at him.

Villain smiled again. "You do fall a lot, don't you, kitten?" he murmured.

"Only because you make me nervous," she blurted, mouth clicking shut as her words registered with her brain.

She outright blushed, cheeks flaring. Flustered by the city's most devious villain. This was silly.

Villain chuckled, smile broadening into something more genuine. Something else, something affectionate, flashed over his artful features.

He leaned in, resting his hands on the bed at either side of her. "Do I, now?"

Civilian's breath caught in her throat, gaze locked with his.

Boy was she in trouble...

She couldn't think with him so close.

"Um," she managed after a moment, "I think it would be more concerning if you didn't make me nervous. You know. On account of your day job."

Villain hummed at that. "We'll see."

He pulled back, straightening to his full height.

"I'll be back soon. You can leave the room, but don't try to open the door at the end of this wing. Make yourself comfortable, kitten, you'll be here a little while."

He headed out the door, and despite what she expected, the lock did not click into place.

Only once he was gone did she realize his jacket still blanketed her shoulders.

Part 5

Nothing rly happened in this part, I just got caught up in the small details 😅 Let me know if you want a part 5. I'm rly surprised and happy by the reaction to this series, thank you to everyone who leaves sweet comments and asks! Look at me posting two days in a row. This series is now tied with The villain and his therapist for my longest series! Cool!

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7teenkarat · 2 years

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Seventeen as questionable things my roommate has done:

S.Coups: Is loaded as fuck but gets pouty when you only order one McDonald’s set, or only one Starbucks coffee. Says he’s fine but sulked for the whole week and later posted an Instagram story quoting how sad it is that “it’s the people you love who hurt you the most”. Literally still brings it up to your parents sometimes.

Jeonghan: Meal preps for the week based on his workout regime but will only eat your food. Has his own room but you come back home to find him sprawled out across your bed. Steals your headbands and tries to act innocent when you confront him - even though he’s clearly wearing it right now. But y/n don’t I look so cute ^-^. But goes absolutely feral when you touch his shit.

Joshua: A sore. fucking. loser. Cannot play any board game or mario game with him under ANY circumstances in fear of getting your fifth noise complaint from your neighbor, and consequently becoming homeless. Is even competitive over Apples to Apples? Wtf. But strangely mild when you guys play Animal Crossing. Maybe he’s found his people.

Jun: Makes weird fucking noises the minute the sun goes down. Istg it’s like he can’t contain it and it just explodes out of his body? Is he connected to the moon cycles or something? Y’all are just chilling eating dinner and he starts squawking then gets up to get a glass of water as if nothing is wrong. A good portion of your friend group thinks he might be possessed

Hoshi: Asks you to edit his online interactions. Every. Single. One. He asks you to choose an Insta filter for his post when you get back from work, help choose which crypto meme his current Tinder fling would find funnier (spoiler: none), stands outside the bathroom door to ask whether or not he should retweet an Obama meme from 2016 even though it’s already 2022 - when you’re trying to take a peaceful shit. You are literally his ghostwriter and PR manager rolled into one

Wonwoo: Compares you to video game characters, and not in a flattering way. “God y/n, you’re being such a Mr.Resetti (Animal Crossing) right now.” “Wonwoo do I look good in this dress?” “Woah y/n you look exactly like Braum…stunning” You decide to look up who Braum is later and find out they look something like this -

Woozi: Is actually really funny and charming, but the moment he meets anyone of importance like your friends or s/o he turns so fucking awkward. Will be asked a question and just sit there not answering for a minute…then get up to turn on some music and walk right out of the room. Becomes super social during dinner, lowkey has everyone whipped, but the moment food is gone so is he-

The8: Meditation guru. Actually started after he went to visit your family and met your hippie uncle, then proceeded to go on a meditation pilgrimage with him and the prince of Nepal. 50/50 hit or miss - either ends up entering a really solid meditative state or falls asleep but will VEHEMENTLY deny it if you confront him.

Mingyu: Is on a strict workout routine and stockpiles chicken breast in the fridge until there’s no space left for any other form of sustenance. The little shit throws out your ice-cream tubs too because it “takes up too much space and is too tempting”. Everytime you open the fridge for a late night snack you’re met with rows upon rows of chicken boobies emanating a weird smell…you now no longer enjoy food and never will again.

Dokyeom: Doesn’t wash his fruits before eating them. Hello sir? Pesticides? Dirt? Bacteria? You tell him please for the love of god at least run them under some water unless he wants some weird fungi to grow out of his bellybutton. The next day you find him diligently washing blueberries one by one with some dish soap.

Vernon: Either has a 50 or 150 IQ, you still can’t tell to this day. Like Jun, pretty sure his brain cell count fluctuates with the moon cycle. Calculates the tip, split x amount of ways, in his head in literally 8 seconds. Former Stanford med dropout. But last night you walked in on him standing by an overflowing washer because it “started making scary noises so I panicked and started button mashing”.

Seungkwan: Has an unhealthy obsession with tik-tok “health tips” and always tries to rope you in on it too. Was especially obsessed with liquid chlorophyll and washing his hair with rice water. Refuses to let you go out on dates unless you ask the other person for their birth date and time so he can sus them out astrologically first - and is actually really accurate with it.

Dino: Is not actually human but rather a robot containing the world’s largest collection of dad jokes. Has a dad joke for every occasion, usually his comedic timing is *chef’s kiss*. But you can’t ever laugh because he takes that as consent to then keep you trapped for the next 30 minutes in a vicious cycle of joke after joke…after joke...worst part is he pauses at the end of every joke to wait for you to laugh and you have to because he’s staring you down and you’re starting to sweat. Something akin to hell.

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jar-of-ectoplasm · 3 years

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La Squadra Cuddling Headcanons

Genre/Warnings: Pure fluff, no sad shit this time, established relationships, polyamory (for sorbet and gelato's part)

~Risotto~

-fuck being the big spoon, risotto's a whole ass ladle

-literally he's just too big, there's no way he could ever little spoon (he IS very prone to lay his head on your chest though)

-He likes keeping you close to him because he wants to protect you (or at least feel like he is, i doubt anybody in their right mind would try to break into la squadra's headquarters)

-would pass out immediately if you played with his hair

-not too comfortable with PDA, even if it's just in front of the team, but he will wrap his arm around your shoulders/waist and pull you into his side

~Prosciutto~

-pros smells like expensive cologne and cigarettes, which sounds horrible but it's weirdly comforting

-is obsessed with laying his head in the crook of your neck, literally no matter what he'll always make sure he does it at least once a day

-not opposed to PDA but won't initiate it either, if you want Prosciutto affection you'll have to ask for it

-OOOH HUGS FROM BEHIND GOD DAMN

-really likes when you lay your head on his chest, it gives him the perfect opportunity to kiss the top of your head/forehead/hairline area

~Pesci~

-it doesn't matter where you're cuddling or what position you're in, you HAVE to face Pesci

-will only cuddle if you guys are alone and in his/your room, it's not that he's embarrassed about you but literally the entire team (yes, even risotto) will comment on/tease you guys about it and he'd really rather not have that happen

-will hold your hand the entire time, no exceptions

-y'all think risotto enjoys feeling like he's protecting you by holding you to his chest??? well pesci's fucking addicted to it (it makes him feel very important and useful, even though he's both of those things already)

-pesci'll talk in his sleep about how much he loves you and it's just so soft istg

~Illuso~

-pretends like cuddling you is a hassle and that it bothers him but we both know if you ever missed your nightly cuddle sessions he'd cry

-not really into PDA but he'll sneak a kiss or two and hold your hand every once in a while

-usually likes cuddling in the mirror world so nobody walks in and bothers you

-if he thinks you fell asleep, he'll sing to you (most of the time you're not really asleep and he gets really embarrassed but he won't stop)

-another fan of spooning, but really likes to be the little spoon. you guys'll alternate between big and little spoon day to day unless somebody really needs to be held

~Formaggio~

-UGH HE'S SUCH A SLUT FOR HAVING YOU IN HIS LAP AND RESTING HIS HEAD ON TOP OF YOURS

-if you guys are near each other, you're cuddling. doesn't matter who's around, Formaggio's got his grubby little hands on you

-also likes holding your hands while you're cuddling (he'll just play with your fingers too, anything to keep himself occupied)

-holds you from behind and rocks side to side while you're sitting up watching TV on his bed/couch

-likes to leave little kisses behind and on the shell of your ears. he'll also whisper some dumb shit to you to make you laugh but he does that all the time anyway

~Ghiaccio~

-his hands, feet and nose are always cold no matter what season it is, so it'll take a bit to get used to having a boyfriend with literally ice fingers

-but the rest of his body usually runs pretty warm, so it's a very pleasant experience

-usually sleeps on his back, so you'll have to lay your head on his chest and cuddle up to his side (then he'll lay his freeze hands on your back)

-wait fuck imagine waking up next to ghiaccio and he's squinting down at you cause he can't see anything without his glasses but he's too lazy to get them off the nightstand SHIT

-also likes to pretend that PDA is gross but he secretly loves it when you cling onto him around the team (gives him a huge ego boost)

-ghia's hair is so soft when he's washed all the gel and hairspray out of it and he really enjoys when you play with it

~Melone~

-he was basically cuddling you before you guys even got together tbh

-PDA is and will always be on the table. you guys could be on a mission and holding hands while trying to locate your target

-you guys have scheduled cuddling sessions. an hour is taken out of both of your agendas just to make sure Melone doesn't cling to Prosciutto while waiting for you to get your work done (it's happened before)

-melone likes being the little spoon just as much as he likes being the big spoon, so whatever you feel like that day he can accommodate

-mel likes to caress your face while you guys are cuddling so he will want you to face him for at least 15 minutes so he can get all his staring in

~Sorbet and Gelato~

-cuddle sandwich. one person's in the middle while the other two are holding them from both sides

-usually, it's either you or gelato in the middle. sorbet ends up feeling trapped and starts getting overwhelmed by all the close contact (he's claustrophobic)

-it's that or you guys just straight up lay on top of each other and move every once in a while

-gelato usually talks about anything he can think of and you and sorbet just listen and entertain his strange ideas (like if instead of zodiac signs, people got mental illnesses based on what month they were born in)

-sorbet likes to play with your and gelato's hair, while gelato usually peppers both of your faces with kisses

#risotto nero x reader #prosciutto x reader #pesci x reader #illuso x reader #formaggio x reader #ghiaccio x reader #melone x reader #sorbet and gelato x reader #la squadra x reader #jjba x reader #jjba headcanons

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ijustliketurtleslmao · 2 years

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The Tmnt’s hoarded items!

My therapist sorta gave me this idea

some swearing but fluff!!

Leo

He has this comic book/magazine stash

A habit from when he was 8

When he saw a barbie magazine floating somewhere in the sewers

He picked it up and skimmed through it’s contents

(Much through Donnie’s demise)

Donnie tried to sterilize it

Leo hated the smell of chlorine on it

So he just dipped it in sewer water

Since then he’s been collecting comics and magazines

More or less in secret

One time he tried to show them to Raph

He ripped it and said it was dumb

Mikey sort of liked them?

But he stole a few

Leo had to keep moving it’s locations incase that happened again

Sometimes Mikey finds them and stashes them himself

But it doesn’t always work

If you do manage to find it

It’s a bunch of old and worn down magazines stuffed in a plastic bag

Actually, there’s two

No wait there’s three

Or is there four?

I reccommend you don’t touch them

Smelling them is deadly

He has not cleaned them or washed them

It’s fucking stinky

When you try to ask Leo about it

He denies any questions you have

He’s going to keep doing it so don’t try

It’s pointless

Raph

There’s this plastic red rose he stole from the topside

He said he stole to seem cool

But a kid actually dropped it down the drain

He thinks it was destiny

Nobody knows about it

He actually had to steal Donnie’s computer to google what it was

Maybe Donnie knows about it

When he found out it’s a rose, it sparked his interest in flowers

New favorites are Marigold and Peonies

Roses will always be his number one favorite

Since then he started hoarding plastic flowers

And i mean a lot of plastic flowers

He’s very secretive with things he treasures

Those flowers hold a special place in his heart

There are different kinds but they do have one common thing

The petals feel paper thin

He’s very gentle with them

Make sure to lock the door before taking it out of it’s hiding spot

Don’t say a word if you find the stash

He will personally attack you

If his brother’s find out

They would definitely tease him for it

Splinter probably knows about it but hasn’t said a word

One time he lost them and trashed his entire room looking for it

Leo tried to offer help but he just screamed at him to get out

He was confused

But he let it be and left

It was nearly a week before he found it again

Istg he cried

Made sure to double check where it was every morning

Would still panic if he thought he lost them again

Donnie

He found an empty beer bottle by the drain one time when he was 12

Thought it was cool and brought it to his ‘lab’

It was really just his room with a bunch of nerd stuff

Made an hourglass out of the shards and a bit of wood

He crunched up glass to make it extra tiny

Make it resemble sand

Why an hourglass? You may ask

He has no idea either

He saw a video on how to make one and followed it steps the best he could

Yeah the thing is ugly but like

You can’t really blame him?

Showed it off to Splinter and his Brothers

But kept it out of Mikey’s reach

Feared he would break it

Since then he’s been collecting glass to make in to all sorts of shit

Watches, statues, more hourglasses, you name it

The only one who doesn’t hesitate to show it off

A whole fucking bag of broken glass

Somewhere in the lab i think

He doesn’t want people knowing where it is

(Especially Mikey)

Since the shards are really sharp

He doesn’t want anyones getting hurt

So, like Leo, he moves it around

Making sure to be extra careful during transportation

Sometimes gets scars on his hand

Please don’t tease him for his weird obsession

He will be very sad and mad at you for weeks

Raph did it and he learned his lesson

That’s why there’s this random scar on his arm

Leo and Mikey just stopped bothering him too after that

But yeah, he still gets random shards of glass when he goes topside

Mikey

Plushie hoarder

Splinter got him a bear plush when he was younger

And since then he’s been head over heels for plushie’s

Especially animal plushie’s

The biggest fucking hoard out of all of them

Mostly filled with bears

They also smell like shit

They have not been washed since he got them

And the sewers stink so

Sleeps with them no doubt

His favorite is this pink bear with a rainbow on its belly

His brother’s used to tease him for it

They’re probably jealous

Raph especially

He broke one of his plushie’s when they were 10

Mikey cried

Leo had to stitch it back together

Raph got a scolding from Splinter and his brothers

Now he’s very careful with them

And hides his favorite ones

Only taking them out when he’s gonna sleep

Safest he’s ever felt, sleeping with those toys

Someone told him it protects him from nightmares

He still believes that

Don’t tell him otherwise pls

He has named all of them

“That’s Michelle, That one’s joshua.. And can’t forget DJ!”

It’s weird how he remembers all of it

But it is kind of cute

Hope you liked it!

#tmnt headcanons #tmnt bayverse #tmnt #tmnt mikey #tmnt raph #tmnt donnie #tmnt leo #tmnt 2014

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