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jasontoddssuper · 1 year

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@nightwings-robin made me do this

#HSHDHSGSGD #also i know you could say bruce dosen't count as a batboy since he's batMAN but shhh let the joke work #batcat #t4t batcat #selina kyle #bruce wayne #zoelina supremacy #battinson supremacy #autistic selina kyle #autistic bruce wayne #batfam #catwoman #batman #the batman 2022 #autistic girl summer #letters from summer

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punkeropercyjackson · 4 months

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I had almost zero interest in giving Hobie a DC variant because i couldn't think of any stuff for him that felt fitting until i remembered the time my friend tagged a post of an alt black model as 'Selina Kyle' before Atsv came out and now i know Hobie's design was based off him

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gendertroublemaker · 2 years

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Any more autistic/trans batcat headcanons? I love themmm!! Hope you're doing okay btw, sending love 💕💕💕

Yes always!! ❤️❤️❤️ This is for The Batman 2022 btw (and ty, I’m doing better now ^_^ 💖)

Selina has been trying to learn how to purr like an actual cat for years. She’s pretty close to doing it

She also meows as a stim and Bruce picks this up from being around her

Both would hiss at ppl as kids (Bruce still does this let’s be honest)

Selina LOVES retro anime. Esp Sailor Moon! It’s one of her special interests

She always wanted to be a magical girl as a kid. Watching those animes sort of helped her to figure out she was a girl

Both knew they were trans from a young age but didn’t come out until later

Selina uses the money that she’s stolen to fund her transition >:3 so far she’s gotten top and bottom surgery + her HRT

Bruce doesn’t have nor wants any surgeries but he’s been on T for some years now

He’s openly trans u could say.. more like he doesn’t “hide” it but he also doesn’t rlly say anything abt it

He absolutely bites ppl who misgender him 😈 he doesn’t like to be called “they” either. His pronouns r strictly he/him

Selina uses she/her but doesn’t mind she/they depending on who it is

Bruce has given up on masking at this point and doesn’t rlly care that ppl think he’s strange

He was diagnosed w autism very young

Selina wasn’t diagnosed until adulthood

They both sensed something abt eachother when they met

They’re t4t and bisexual of course

BatMAN CatWOMAN… need I say more

#HOPE U LIKE THESE!!#i feel like I’ve posted these before I hope I haven’t #anyways… enjoy 💜#the batman 2022 #batman #autistic selina Kyle #autistic bruce wayne #trans selina kyle #trans bruce wayne #Batman headcannons #asks for me #kurt says

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c0unt3rc0m84t · 10 months

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There's something so unfortunately intimate to me about the idea or autistic Selina Kyle and Poison Ivy and I just need someone to help me be delusional. I need ideas and headcanons and stories.

Also BOP with ADHD Harley and Autistic Selina and Ivy

#autistic catwoman #autistic selina kyle #autistic poison ivy #autistic pamela isley #adhd harley quinn

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emo-batboy · 1 year

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Alfred: Have you and Ms. Kyle made your relationship official yet?

Battinson: No :(

Selina: What? Yes, we did!

Battinson: ????

Selina: You asked me to be your girlfriend a month ago.

Battinson: But you didn’t say yes :(

Selina: Because I kissed you!!

Battinson:

Battinson: …so was that a maybe?

Selina: Bruce!!

Battinson: You never answered the question

#he may be smart but he is very stupid #you didn’t answer the question Selina #Selina is regrettably morosexual #autistic bruce wayne #battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #the batman #batman 2022 #battinson needs a hug #selina kyle #alfred pennyworth #catwoman #batcat #soft bruce wayne

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mylifeisfruk4ever · 9 months

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"What the fuck?"

Selina felt that those three words were enough to describe her whole relationship with Bruce Wayne. First as Batman, then as Bruce.

She had thought there might be something between them. Luckily it had passed, and a weird friendship had developed between them. Which might make some people turn up their noses since she was a thief and he was a vigilante but Bruce hasn't been so uptight lately and as long as Selina didn't kill and steal only who deserved it, they were fine.

Still, what the heck?

"Oh, Brucie is growing up," Harley said, all too pleased.

She was upright on the bed, while Pamela sat on the other side trimming her nails, seemingly ignoring the ongoing conversation.

Fuck house arrest for both of them. Why had she accepted? Oh yeah, they were friends.

Alsp, Bruce hoped that with her, Pamela and Harley could direct their impulses towards more correct forms of fighting for their principles, without involving innocent people.

So far it wasn't going to be great, but at least Harley had dumped her clown ex, for good this time, so it was a win.

(Probably more thanks to Pamela than her, but details.)

"Let me get this straight…you, mister, I don't look anyone in the face and if you talk to me for more than five minutes I'll start crying, you want….I can't believe I'm about to say it…learn how to seduce a man."

"Exactly," Bruce replied, as he petted one of Selina's cats.

"Just…why?"

"Who cares?" Harley broke in.

"He finally wants to step outside his boundaries! You have my respect!"

"It's not about going outside my boundaries. It's about planetary security."

"Really?" Selina said, half joking.

"Superman is powerful enough to destroy the planet."

This knocked Harley over, and Pamela finally stopped pretending not to pay attention.

Selina didn't know whether to laugh hysterically or slap him on the head, "Do you want to seduce Superman?!"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"To discover his weaknesses and use them against him when his powers drive him insane."

"Wow, talking about trust issues," was Harley's comment.

"I like to be prepared," Bruce said.

"What did the boy scout do to make you fear that he might become world dictator at the slightest provocation?"

The man pouted adorable, and grumbled. Selina still wasn't an expert at translating each other's mumbling but she swore it was something like smiling too much, and I don't trust him, he's got something to hide.

Harley said, "Isn't Superman having an affair with that reporter? Lois Lane?"

"She is General Lane's daughter. A close relationship is not advisable."

"She seems to know him well. Why don't you ask her?"

"She wouldn't answer me, so as not to betray him. Everyone says he's a hero."

"And you obviously don't believe it," Selina suspected.

"No."

"What makes you think he might be interested in men?" Selina asked him.

Harley laughed, "Cupcake, no completely straight man would wear pants that tight."

"Same conclusion I came to."

Oh good. The fate of the world was entrusted to a pair of tight trousers.

"Besides, I've done some research on him, and I might be his type. At least physically. What I lack is the ability to seduce him to lower his defenses and believe me harmless."

"Ability you think we have?" Selina asked, not sure whether to feel offended or not.

"Gotham is very sexist," Bruce said.

"You did your best to manipulate men who thought they knew better."

Pamela smiled, "I'm liking this one."

“I told you Brucie's one of the good ones,” Harley genuinely smiled as she said it.

"And he's a weirdo, like us."

Selina wanted to moan. This is what happens when you make friends with strange vigilantes. She said, "So Superman has a thing for brunettes. Good to know. Have you thought about what to do in case your brilliant plan fails?"

"It won't fail," he said confidently.

"You don't know," she insisted, trying to give him some common sense. A futile undertaking, it was Bruce she was talking to.

"Superman is overconfident. He will fall into the net."

"Definitely not dressed like that honey," Harley commented, taking a long look to Bruce.

"What's wrong with the way I'm dressed?"

"You look like a creepy stalker," Selina said. Army jacket, hat, scarf to cover her face and mascara for her eyes. Bruce was a walking fashion insult. They're definitely going to have to fix his wardrobe, make him wear things that flatter his body and…

Oh god, she was totally on board with that plan, right?

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mo-mode · 1 year

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Yes, this is Selina and Battinson. No, I will not explain myself rn. Thank you and GOODNIGHT

#battinson #batman #autistic bruce wayne #the batman #the batman 2022 #selina kyle #bruce wayne #catwoman

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the-swift-tricker · 2 years

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#bruce wayne #selina kyle #autistic batman #batman #catwoman #batcat #batfam #dc comics #autism #autistic #swift-tricker's posts

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shihoerusu · 1 year

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Inspired by a incorrect quote; @oceanview15

#selina kyle #bruce wayne #batman #catwoman #the batman 2022 #bruce wayne x selina kyle #batman x catwoman #battinson #bruce x selina #zoelina #batcat#he would do this #autistic bruce wayne #incorrect quotes

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charliethedino-12 · 1 year

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Gotham??? Yeah, more like autism! Am I right or am I right?

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jasontoddssuper · 7 months

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Catboy Jason Momence:The Sequel

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punkeropercyjackson · 2 months

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Inspired by my fellow Stephanie kinnie @franollie LMFAO

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autisticheadcanons · 9 months

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The version of Selina Kyle from Batman Retruns(1992) is Autistic.

#autistic headcanon #actuallyautistic #batman returns #selina kyle #batman

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oddball216 · 1 year

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The autistic urge to attempt small talk with your crush, and then fuck it up because you have to shove your special interest into it and she's really not into that

(also that cat's name only makes sense in the context of the riddle, who names their cat that?!)

#actually autistic #the riddler #riddler #oddball makes a post #edward nigma #edward nygma #catwoman #selina kyle #killing time #riddlecat #autistic riddler

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projectbatman193 · 2 years

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Just gonna leave this here.. 🦇🧩♾

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shyjusticewarrior · 1 year

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 45

Selina: Why am I losing my voice at the exact same time that I have an ear infection?

Harley: The universe said no communication for you.

Selina: Well, you and the universe should both know I already can't communicate.

Edward: Do not offer me a bigger spoon if you see me with a small spoon, I know what I'm doing.

Harley: Can I offer you a smaller spoon?

Edward: Absolutely! Finally someone with some sense around here.

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