Dana: You have a dinner date with Rose for seven. What time do you arrive?
Jason: Seven. A.M.
Jason: Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff.
Jason: Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Replace him with my own guy no later than four thirty.
Dana: ... You're ready.
Jason: Really?
Dana: *laughs* No. Everything you just said was insane.
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jim lost a sparring match so clearly they have to bully the old man in retaliation
a piece for my #happyizzyapril project on twt
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The way Arthur so naturally carried John over his shoulder at the start of the game, you just know he's been lugging that boy around like a sack of potatoes since he was 12 years old.
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The last thing Minerva ever said to him….
If you’re wondering why Snape looks so stiff, it’s called rigor mortis.
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Zeus: I can trust you, right?
Hestia: Of course.
Zeus: You do seem to be the least disturbed out of everyone in the family.
Hestia: What an almost sweet thing to say.
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