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delzinrowe · 5 months
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incorrect jjk quotes [8/?]
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luciuscodedswedeboy · 7 months
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nightlocked-in · 25 days
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“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked
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nagitosstolenhand · 2 months
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zero-0-clock · 3 months
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Achilles: You are in love with Thanatos.
Zagreus, an Oblivious™ king: Woah, who said anything about love??
Achilles: Well... If that's the case, then you should probably stop giving him lavish gifts.
Zagreus: But I like giving him gifts, it makes him happy :(. And puts a little smile on his face :( :(
Achilles: *looks into the camera like he's in the Office*
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livstarlight · 1 year
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Ramonda, Okoye, Nakia, all Wakanda: Oh no, the princess has been kidnapped, we have to do something
*meanwhile Shuri in Talokan*:
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Enid, discussing whether or not her parents know she’s gay: I mean it’s not like it matters, I’m going to die alone anyway.
Wednesday, without hesitation: You’re right. You’re incredibly annoying.
Enid:
Enid: That was uncalled for.
Wednesday: I apologise. Would it help if I married you?
Enid: You know what? Yes. Yes it would.
Wednesday: Well if I must.
[Later that evening]
Wednesday: And you said I’d have to tell Enid how I felt to convince her to marry me.
Thing: YOU’RE-A-MENACE-TO-SOCIETY.
Wednesday: Why thank you Thing.
Thing: TELL-ENID-YOU-LOVE-HER.
Wednesday: I’d sooner kill us both. Now focus, we have a wedding to plan.
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swirlymarimo · 4 months
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Sanji: *shivering* It's so cold.
Zoro: *Jacket open, unbothered* It's not so bad.
Sanji: Drop the tough guy act, I know you're cold too.
Zoro: *opening coat further* Let's warm up then.
Sanji: *clings to Zoro*
Zoro: *wraps coat around Sanji* You know if this is what you wanted, you could have just said so.
Sanji: I didn't want this.
Zoro: Get out then.
Sanji: *snuggling further* No.
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whatifitookalilnap · 17 days
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Korra during that one episode: -yeah I mean I kissed Mako while you guys were dating so
Asami: you did what
Korra, panicking: I'm so sorry! I thought-
Asami: you kissed HIM instead of ME???????????????
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thehungergamesmemes · 23 days
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Johanna, at Finnick's funeral: Can I have a moment please?
Katniss, leaving: Of course
Johanna: Right, listen here fish boy, I know you aren't dead
Finnick: No shit, but did I scare you?
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equestriagirl16 · 2 years
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((Twst spoilers))
MC: I won’t let you do this to my friends!
Rollo: My apologies but I don’t plan on negotiating with any acquaintance of these heathens!*SLAP*
MC: UGH-
Rollo: Now I can finally rid the world of-why do I hear boss music?
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echo-stimmingrose · 1 month
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CHB Camper: Oh- that creepy boy is here.
Will: Well I don't know who you're talking about, but have you SEEN that pretty boy who can bend shadows!?!?!?
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Merlin: I support women’s rights. *sees Morgana getting upto shenanigans* but I also support women’s wrongs. You’re doing great Morgana!
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 months
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JADE: what do you think of the moon? :D
KANAYA: I Hope It Stays Where It Is
JADE: erm... well i
JADE: i dunno how to tell you this but it moves a little sometimes
KANAYA: What The Devil Are You Talking About
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forestshadow-wolf · 9 months
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Ghost: *walking limping into the room*
Soap, touching ghost's ass: who did this to you
Ghost, unamused: you. Ya fockin' rabbit
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Lloyd: I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I did not sign up for this shit.
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