Ok i know there is a section of fandom for ghostroach

But if you give roach the little brother dynamic to him, and slap ghost's ass you get top tier nuisance roach comedy as he tries to wingman him into getting head from soap

Also Gaz and Roach fuck nasty

You're so real for this

Can't believe I'm literally too full of cuteness aggression to focus on anything else. Stop this.

Wander the earth

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

:D

Soap having always been called annoying or a nuisance

Price walks into a room where soap and ghost are working like, "what're ya up to, lads?"

And ghost responds something like, "we're just getting some work done."

And soap says something like, "aye, well- ghost is working, I'm bein' a nuisance." Ghost always gives him this mildly sad look, but he doesn't quite know what it means so he ignores it.

Or

Whenever the guys are invited anywhere soap just assumes he's not included in the invitation unless explicitly asked, because he knows he's annoying, and people don't really want to spend more time than necessary with someone who is as annoying as him.

OR

What if after so long of it, he (almost) takes pride in being the most annoying. He starts going out of his way to be the most irritating. And then when people get mad and yell at him he wears it like a badge to be flaunted and bragged about.

And it's like he's collecting at this point. He'd gotten Gaz in the first week (the first time), then the first time he got Price was less than a month after that. Laswell constantly has to remind him to keep comms clear. For a while he didn't go for Ghost, mostly because it was almost immediately clear that Ghost was already annoyed with him.

But after a while Ghost started to warm up to him, and that wasn't what was supposed to happen. So he focuses his efforts on pestering the man. But nothing he does gets a raise out of him

It's been months and he still has yet to get a reaction out of Ghost. It's starting to fray at the end of his edges now. AND DAMMIT GHOST JUST DO SOMETHING! But he doesn't. And every time he doesn't something that SHOULD be annoying, that IS annoying, Ghost just gives him this look and he doesn't know what it means. And he hates it. At first he thinks it is annoyance, but no, he's seen Ghost annoyed and that's definitely not it. And then he thinks it's anger, but hell will be frozen over when that look will have ever meant anger. Maybe it's pity? The way his eyes soften, and his pupils ever so Slightly larger. Except Ghost pities no man, and he knows soap would beat him into the ground if he ever looked at him with pity. He genuinely doesn't know what that look means, and he thinks maybe he hates it, but he doesn't quite know. And WHY WON'T GHOST JUST FUCKING YELL AT HIM ALREADY! He just needs that other shoe to drop. He needs it. He needs it. He needs it. Nothing nobody is ever this good to him. It's wrong.

Soap having always been called annoying or a nuisance

Price walks into a room where soap and ghost are working like, "what're ya up to, lads?"

And ghost responds something like, "we're just getting some work done."

And soap says something like, "aye, well- ghost is working, I'm bein' a nuisance." Ghost always gives him this mildly sad look, but he doesn't quite know what it means so he ignores it.

Or

Whenever the guys are invited anywhere soap just assumes he's not included in the invitation unless explicitly asked, because he knows he's annoying, and people don't really want to spend more time than necessary with someone who is as annoying as him.

OR

What if after so long of it, he (almost) takes pride in being the most annoying. He starts going out of his way to be the most irritating. And then when people get mad and yell at him he wears it like a badge to be flaunted and bragged about.

And it's like he's collecting at this point. He'd gotten Gaz in the first week (the first time), then the first time he got Price was less than a month after that. Laswell constantly has to remind him to keep comms clear. For a while he didn't go for Ghost, mostly because it was almost immediately clear that Ghost was already annoyed with him.

But after a while Ghost started to warm up to him, and that wasn't what was supposed to happen. So he focuses his efforts on pestering the man. But nothing he does gets a raise out of him

NOOOOOOO YOU MUST SAVE YOURSELF!!!

WEEWOO WEEWOO

Excuse me, Sir, do you have a permit to be this beautiful?

NO!!! NO NO NO!!!!! CHIPPY NOOOOO!! DON'T TO THIS TO ME *shaking you violently* CHIPPY!!!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE TO AVENGE YOU!

WEEWOO WEEWOO

Excuse me, Sir, do you have a permit to be this beautiful?

Casual reminder that I do not tolerate hate or toxicity of any kind. This is a safe space for EVERYONE.

OH GOD THEY'RE ON THE RUN!!

🎤 📷

LOCAL NEWS: we're reporting in this evening from [REDACTED] to let you all know to be on the look out for four DANGEROUSLY BEAUTIFUL individuals. Local authorities request that you lock your doors and windows to avoid being possible victims

WEEWOO WEEWOO

Excuse me, Sir, do you have a permit to be this beautiful?

LOCK HIM UP

WEEWOO WEEWOO

Excuse me, Sir, do you have a permit to be this beautiful?

TF141 (oversimplified)

WEEWOO WEEWOO

Excuse me, Sir, do you have a permit to be this beautiful?

Vampire!141 transformations

(implied Soap death, he's not actually dead)

Price is the oldest vampire on their team, born into the undead life. He'd seen his fair share of death. In a way, he envied their final moments.

Gaz's transformation is the second least traumatic of them all, guided gently by Price as he begged to turn him on the field after a fatal wound. And Price listened.

Ghost is the second oldest, turned vampire as his body forced itself to work with the bite Roba had given. A weak bite to turn him, but would take days to work. He couldn't last days in the coffin. So his body, with the slightest bit of supernatural blood in his veins, forced it to mutate. His transformation was agony, pure agony. Unlike the rest of the 141, however, his powers are one of the weakest. They come and go, like pulses. When he's angry, he seemes to subconsciously hiss and sizzle with the feeling. That was used and abused by Shepherd until he was transferred to Price. He was used as a sort of 'familiar' by Shepherd. Only with the 141 did he have any freedom.

Soap's transformation was a last minute hope. Ghost's teeth, oversharpened and sore from no use, sunk into his neck to find a barely usable pulse. Turn him, damnit. But it didn't *work*. Not until Price's fangs dipped into the holes Simon's left, and *he* took care of it. (Ghost couldn't figure out if it was more or less traumatic than his.) It just barely worked, but Soap was dangerously ill for weeks. Resulting in delicate feeding and very cautious contact.

Good 😈

My Spiderverse phase is back

to all my mutuals and friends. im so sorry