Kai, texting Skylor: Sky help im being kidnapped Skylor: Where are you Kai: im with some strange person Kai: in a car Kai: help Skylor: I'll call Tox Tox, answering her phone: Hello? Skylor: Where's Kai? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Tox: Kai? What do you mean? He's right next to- Tox: Tox: I'll call you back. Tox: hangs up Tox: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD! Kai: WHO ARE YOU?!

Kai: The floor is lava. Wyldfyre: pushes Kai onto the floor

Lloyd: I hate when people ask me what sign I am. Lloyd: I am a sign from God. Lloyd: Start running.

Cole: I'm tired of people always telling me to go to the hospital and that I've lost a lot of blood. Cole: It's my severe and world-ending head injury, not yours. Cole: Stay out of it.

Morro: Whenever somebody responds with "I beg your pardon?" assert your dominance by announcing "then beg".

Nya: pulls out a glass of water from nowhere Sora: Where did you get that? Nya: My pocket. Sora: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Nya: Skills.

Cole: Remember to drink water, babes. Jay: No. Cole: Then become the dirt I walk on.

Jay: You don't like me? Jay: Well, I don't like me either.

Kai: "All girls are the same." Kai: Okay? What's stopping you from dating a dude? Huh?

Vinny: So, what were the happiest moments of your life, Garmadon? Garmadon: Being dead.

Cole: Are you even an introvert if you've never been asked, "Why don't you talk?"

Nya: My brother has a cold. Nya: I know this because he won't stop complaining about it and has been for the last two hours. Nya: If the cold won't kill him, I just might.

Jay: Do I like him, or is he just tall?

Lloyd: I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I did not sign up for this shit.

Cole: S'up. Everyone: YOU'RE ALIVE?!

Wu: I'm a good dad. Cole: You're not a dad, though. Wu: You're grounded. Cole: Wh-? You can't do that!

Lloyd: Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?