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your-local-vampire · 19 hours
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Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry
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your-local-vampire · 2 days
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oh thats hot as hell. if only sex was real
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your-local-vampire · 2 days
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Knowledge is empowering
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your-local-vampire · 2 days
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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
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your-local-vampire · 3 days
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gay little space cats??!?!?!!
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your-local-vampire · 3 days
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The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."
You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.
She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.
And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."
We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.
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your-local-vampire · 3 days
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your-local-vampire · 4 days
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IG : @emperorofmischief
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your-local-vampire · 4 days
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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like
“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”
and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent
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your-local-vampire · 5 days
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your-local-vampire · 8 days
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Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
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your-local-vampire · 8 days
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Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
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your-local-vampire · 9 days
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*gets great responsibility but not great power* this suuuuuucks
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your-local-vampire · 9 days
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baked a lemon loaf and planned an outfit and checked the weather just for it to start pouring:,(
it is very hard to be a charming austen man planning romantic picnics when you live on the west coast lol
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your-local-vampire · 15 days
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everyone hate my loquacious swag. its always "why did you make this sentence so long" and "why do you use so many commas and em dashes" and never "how did you come up with run on sentence" or "writing that run on sentence looked fun"
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your-local-vampire · 16 days
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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.
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your-local-vampire · 20 days
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I think horror directors need to realize they’ll never make vampires truly scary. you make the most disgusting, grotesque vampire and there will always be at least one person out there that will find that vampire fuckable
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