Azul: “But Y/N, how can I improve my image without taking other people’s talents?”
MC/Yuu: “You could change your name.”
Azul: “What’s wrong with Azul?”
MC/Yuu: “Say it backwards.”
Azul: “Luza.” (Loser)
Jade and Floyd: *try not to be sick from how hard they’re laughing*
Azul: *knows he will never hear the end of this*
Vargas: You can’t use magic for these tasks.
Twst Boys: That just makes everything harder!
YN/MC/Yuu: I am going to enjoy watching them struggle.
This was stuck in my head lmao
Vil: what did you do
Vil: What did you do?!
Epel: I sucked dick on accident
Vil: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SUCK DICK ON ACCIDENT
Twst quotes #04
Yuu: In terms of money, we have no money.
Cater: Croissants: dropped.
Kalim: Road: works ahead.
Floyd: BBQ sauce: on my titties.
Idia: Shavacado: fre.
Yuu: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.
Leona: … I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Ace: Can you see it? Where Yuu slapped me?
Deuce: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Sebek: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Jack: A palm reader could tell Yuu's future by looking at your face.
Epel: The phrase "Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Ace: A simple "Yes" would work.
Idia: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Grim will and will not eat.
Yuu: Grass? Yes!
Idia: Moss? Yes!!
Yuu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Idia: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Yuu: Worms? Sometimes!
Idia: Normal rocks? Usually nah.
Yuu: Twigs? Usually!
Idia: Limits cooking? Inconclusive!
Azul: How did you… test this?
Idia: You just hand him stuff and say "Eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.
Azul: … I don't know how to feel about this.
Ace: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Crowley: I still don't have a new year's resolution.
Crewel: You could take care of the overblots.
Yuu: You can get me home.
Sam: Don't be such a bitch.
Crowley: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
*hanging out with the first years*
Ace: Hey Mc/Yuu, we have a question for you
Mc/Yuu: What is it?
Deuce: if all of us are in REAL danger, who would you save?
Mc/Yuu: I won't save any of you
Mc/Yuu: ..i would die with all of you because I'd rather go with you than live a life full of guilt and despair for not being able to save everyone.
Everyone: *touched and internally screams*
Ace *Acting cool*: This chance is hard to come by, so show me all that you got~. I promise I'll be gentle~.
MC/Yuu *Holding up their cards*: Ace, this is just a poker game. Don't have to take it so seriously.
MC/Yuu: Also, I know you stole that quote from Genshin Impact.
Ace: Damn it...
ace making a “your mom” joke and deuce just fuckin decking him
Twst Randomness #7
Lilia: -rocking out during the concert for the club-
M/C: Go Lilia yaa!! -cheering-
Lilia: -starts randomly floating into the air playing guitar-
M/C: why did you float in the air when I cheered for you-?
Lilia: -smirks- I was playing air guitar for you~
twst bois say things that my math professor said
Ace: Give me a moment guys, I gotta step into the hallway and break some rules.
Crewel: Now you'll either come up to me and I'll agree that the question is unsolvable, or, I'll get a twinkle in my eyes and tell you it's solvable and you do it on your own.
Jack: Yeah, Doritos are good... WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC o-O
Deuce: Math is fun... but only when you know what your doing.
Malleus: What colour should we make it?
Yuu: Make it pink :)
[ʏ/ɴ], [𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠]: ᴍᴀʏ ɪ sɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
[𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯 𝐭𝐰𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫]: ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴍʏ ʟᴀᴘ
[ʏ/ɴ]: ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴᴛ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ᴍʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ.
A wise man once said. .
Idia : If a stranger came up to you and said "I'm your dad's friend, He told me to pick you up" what would you say?
Idia's kid : I'd say "You're lying my dad doesn't have any friends!"
Idia : Not where i was going, but ok.
Life Changing Field Trip
~*After Book 6*~
Malleus: Child of Man?
YN/MC/Yuu: Yes, Tsunotarou?
Malleus: *Pouts* When is our life changing field trip? Everyone else went on one with you.
YN/MC/Yuu: *Feels tired to the bone* Give me a week to sleep everything off and then we can go on one Tsunotarou.
Malleus: *Happy dragon fae noises*
twst Incorrect quote #249
MC: “Look! A star is falling. Make a wish.”
Neige: “I wish MC will go on a date with me.”
Vil: “Oh dang, it flew back.”
Twst quotes #05
Yuu: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Ace: Not it!
Deuce: Not it!
Grim: Not it!
Yuu: … None of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
Yuu: ARE YOU-
Yuu: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Leona: … What was that?
Ace: Crewel banned Yuu from swearing, so I'm helping them out.
Ace: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Kalim…
Yuu: As you should be.
Ace: No, for real, he's just really-
Yuu:As. You. Should. Be.
Ruggie: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog…
Leona: What's updog?
Ruggie: Jack! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
Yuu, grinning: I have acquired a knife!
Crewel: Put it down Yuu.
Yuu: You have magic! I have knife. Fair trade! *sprints away*
[During their overblot scene]
Riddle: What rule do I need to follow to make this pain go away?
Leona: Why do I have to spend my life feeling this way, just 'cause I was born a few years too late?
Azul: All of it, up in smoke! How could you do this to me!?
Jamil: Who's trying to understand me?
Vil: Why is it never me!?
Idia: Where did I make a mistake?
Yuu: I think those questions are for a licensed professional.
Malleus standing at the end of your bed: You’re ethereal
You/Reader, looking over at him: Was it really necessary to wake me up at… *looks over at phone* 4am to tell me this?