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mamaspidershit · 2 days

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Natasha: Both of you apologize to your sibling right now. Peter: I'm sorry your mom didn't get an abortion. Wanda: I'm sorry your mom smoked when she was pregnant with you

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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months

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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

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hurtspideyparker · 2 months

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Peter, sneaking in through the lab window after patrolling till 3 am on a school night, running into Tony still working on a project 4 hours after he told Pepper he'd come to bed in 'five minutes':

Tony: I won't tell May if you don't tell Pepper

Peter: Deal... can I help?

Tony: You have school in 4 hours.

Peter: You didn't even go to bed last night!

Tony: ... okay but you're on fire extinguisher duty

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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months

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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion

Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all

Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion

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ironrad · 1 year

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Morgan crying:

Peter: What’s wrong Maguna?

Morgan: Dad said you’re about to turn 20

Peter confused:

Morgan crying harder: Spiders can ONLY live up to 20 years

Peter: Awe, it’ll be fine. I’m not really a spider.

Peter frantically whispering to Tony: it’ll be fine, right?

Tony shrugging: I’m not a biologist.

Peter sweating profusely:

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oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year

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Tony: makes a joke belittling himself

Peter: “Ah! No self-depreciation. Put another hundred in the jar.”

Tony: grumbles to himself as he shoved a $100 bill into a jar labeled “Mr. Stark’s Self Love Bank <3”

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esmerxyaugusta · 3 months

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peter: HELP ME, I HAVE A PROBLEM!!

nat: i need to hide a body problem? or i like someone problem?

peter: no.... maths problem

nat: oh, nevermind then.....

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acryingspider · 7 months

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Peter Parker: "If I had a nickel, for everytime a billionaire playboy, who is also a superhero specialising in tech, wanted to adopt me, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne: *Discussing custody in the background*

Alfred staring into the camera The Office Style: "When is it gonna end?"

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floilee · 25 days

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Kate: I'm not discussing it... I'm just saying that we're going to be visited by Peter and MJ this afternoon.

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incorrect-wandanat · 1 year

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Peter: Hey, mom, can you-

Nat: Did you just call me mom?

Yelena: He just called you mom.

Wanda, walking in: What’s going on?

Yelena: Peter called Natasha mom.

Wanda: Oh my god, Peter, you called her mom?!?

Peter: *nervous sweats* Yes?

Nat: DO IT AGAIN, I’VE NEVER FELT SO HAPPY!

Kate, walking in: Hey, moms, when are we gonna-

Kate:

Nat: MY BABIES!

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mamaspidershit · 1 day

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Peter: Nat, can you sign something for school? Natasha, shaking her head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.

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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months

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Steve: okay, team bonding exercises! What is everyone's biggest fear?

Clint: accidentally committing tax fraud

Sam: sharks

Nat: your more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark

Peter: actually, your more likely to be bitten by a stranger in New York than by a shark anywhere else in the nation

Clint: I'm changing mine to strangers in New York

Bucky: trains

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underoooos · 2 years

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May : So you're like the therapist for the whole team?

Peter : Mmm kinda

May : Who's your therapist then?

Peter, holding up a small pebble : Well I talk to this rock sometimes

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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months

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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

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1luna1lovegood1 · 2 years

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Peter: *sneaking into his room wearing spidersuit at 5 am*

May, sitting on peter's desk: excuse me whERE WERE YOU?

Peter: I was working with Mr Stark!

Tony, turning on the light: Try again.

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ironrad · 1 year

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Peter: You know nobody is actually enforcing the laws of physics, right?

Tony: I’m sorry?

Peter proceeding to walk up the wall:

Tony:

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