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forusomimiya · 1 year

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"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.

"W-what are you doing?!"

“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.

SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa

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merlucide · 2 months

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Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

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meleth03 · 6 months

Conversation

Atsumu: Beside me, who’s the most attractive person ya know?

Kiyoomi: Are you going to get mad?

Atsumu: Of course not!

Kiyoomi: Alright… Osamu, then

[later]

Osamu: Hey Tsumu

Atsumu: Hello, homewrecker

#sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #miya osamu #miya twins #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu!!#haikyuu sakusa #haikyuu msby #msby atsumu #atsumu #atsumu miya #msby sakusa #sakusa x atsumu #osamu #osasuna #haikyuu osamu

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tendou-satori-chocolatier · 3 months

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osamu: atsumu is the worst

anyone who isn't friends with them: ikr

osamu: you've just been unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, ignored, my mom's calling your mom and you're not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #osamu miya #atsumu miya

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illustrationsbygre · 9 months

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Haikyuu incorrect quotes are the best, I had a lot of fun making this.

Also, a little addition by me, cause I wanted to see what Suna would do (blackmailing the twins, that’s what he would do.)

Credit to @incorrect-highkyuu

#haikyuu #fanart #hq!!#haikyuu!!#hq!! fanart #digital art #haikyuu fanart #hq #haikyuu incorrect quotes #kita shinsuke #suna rintarō #miya atsumu #miya osamu #miya twins #aran ojiro

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northescere · 3 months

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haikyuu!! as things my friends and I have said

Some of these were edited a little to make more sense in Haikyuu context :]

Tendou: Coach Washijo has to let us summon Satan in the middle of practice.

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Atsumu: Why v@pe when you can suck watermelon lollipops? •••

Terushima: You cannot aggressively beat the Camila Cabello out of me •••

Shirabu: Some people should be shot, but some people get to be president again, ha ha ha.

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Tendou: My insanity would probably be the most potent drug in the world

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Oikawa: I’m a homosexual, heheheheheh

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Nishinoya: See, you can achieve greatness even with short legs

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Tendou: Arson is good. It’s a great pastime. Like, bored? Go burn down a building!

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Hinata: BYE DAICHI-SAN

Daichi: I’m not for sale

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Shirabu: I feel like a spear went through my head right here (points to middle of forehead) and came out at the back here

Tendou: I’M A UNICORRRN

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Ukai Keishin: (spectating Karasuno antics) Some people end up in the zoo

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Kageyama: (on the way to the training camp) oh my god I will EAT the next traffic light that turns red

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Semi: What about you? Don’t you say that you eat children?

Tendou: I mean I do but that’s different because I’m a human

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Nishinoya: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GOING FERAL CRUNCHING ON THE FLATSCREEN TV LIKE A MEIJI CRACKER

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Ushiwaka: I am at Daiso. Need anything?

Tendou: sanity

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Sakusa: Are you fucking dumb?

Atsumu: Yeah, how’d ya know?

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Tanaka: I’LL KILL YOU ALIVE— oh wait crap I made myself sound stupid again

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Yaku: one more time Lev makes a height joke will rip off all of his hair and then shout ‘WIG SNATCHED’ really loud

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Tendou: I’ll bring you on a date night in Paris

Ushiwaka: what?

Tendou: what?

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Kyoutani: I have this urge to bite people. But not in a sexual way, just NOM

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hotvinimon · 4 months

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Miya Osamu <3

“Samu…Samu…Don’t look directly, but I can see your doppelganger… just behind you.”

You and your sweet, loving, handsome, onigiri man of a boyfriend were on a night date in the street of Shibuya. Osamu was busy in choosing what to eat first, while you took pictures. Suddenly you saw Osamu’s clown toghether with a curly haired, bitch-faced man, an orange head and an owl faced beefy boy.

To say that you were shocked would be an understatement. A guy… or I should say Samu’s clown was chatting with his friends just few meters behind your boyfriend, only his hair's more blonde, and his vibe's more... clownish.

“Doppelganger ??? what do you even me-” “CAN’T YOU FUCKING WHISPER ?? AND DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT. BE MORE SUBTLE.” you whisper yelled.

Suddenly the doppelganger looked in your direction and frowned comically and advanced towards you.

“OH MY GOSH, SAMUUUU, HE'S COMING... HE'S COMING THIS WAY!”

Samu quickly looked into the direction, and unlike you he was frowning ??? similarly like his doppelganger ??? what the heck was going on. Was there some kind of invisible mirror thing that you couldn’t see.

Even the doppelganger's buddies seem cool, like they're in on the joke.

The doppelganger was now, standing in front of you and looking at your boyfriend, like he was communicating with his eyes. Before anyone could say anything…

“OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD… CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU SIR ????”

All eyes are on you, but who cares? It's not every day you meet your boyfriend's mirror image.

“Oh.. of course cutie, are you a fan ??”

“Well, I’m a human but I’ve never seen my boyfriend’s clown my entire life.” you giggled like a kid.

“DON’T DO THAT”. That ‘DOPPELGANGER’ yelled at your boyfriend.

“I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING.”

“YOU ARE MAKING GOO-GOO EYES AT HER. LIKE YOU MAKE AT FOOD.”

“I AM NOT.”

“YES YOU ARE”

All you could hear for next fifteen minutes was funny curse words and skin slapping sounds. Meanwhile, the curly-haired dude shoots you a concerned look.

“Ohhhh… so you are his big brother. Nice to meet you Tsum, I’m y/n, Samu’s s/o.”

Unlike your fictional brain, the ‘DOPPELGANGER’ turned out to be your boyfriend’s twin brother.

“Nice to meet you too y/n/n” Atsumu showed his signature smirk.

“IT’S MIYA TO YOU AND IT’S Y/L/N TO YOU.”

"WHAT THE HECK, BASTARD? AM I SOME GIRLFRIEND STEALER?"

"MORE LIKE AN UNINVITED DATE CRASHER."

"AT LEAST I'M EYE CANDY."

"YEAH, WELL, MOM LIKES ME MORE."

More insults fly, more slaps echo, and the furniture starts to question its life choices. Meeting your boyfriend's twin? Not too shabby after all.

Keys -

y/n - your name

s/o - sgnificant other

y/n/n - your nick name

y/l/n - your last name

Requests are open

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nykie-love-anime · 8 months

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Marriage Proposal

Atsumu: - takes your left hand into his and gets down on one knee - Y/N: Atsumu, what the fu... Atsumu: Y/N, would you do me the honour of becoming my sister-in-law? Y/N: (⊙_⊙)？ Osamu: (o_o) Osamu: - covers his face with both his hands at his brothers idiocy - Osamu: Did you really just propose to Y/N for me? Atsumu: Well heaven knows you were taking your sweet time to do it

Masterlist

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depressed-avocado · 2 years

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Has this been done before or what?

#haikyuu!!#oikawa tooru #oikawa #iwaoi #miya atsumu #atsumu #sakuatsu #haikyuu memes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq imagines #hq memes

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haikyuu-tmblr · 11 days

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Security: *gesturing to Atsumu* Sir, is this man bothering you? Sakusa: Well yes. Sakusa: But he’s my husband so I guess this is what I signed up for.

#haikyu #haikyuu #sakusa kiyoomi #atsumu miya #sakuatsu #incorrect quotes

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merlucide · 2 months

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