absolutely dumbass behaviour I think haikyuu ships would exhibit on days when there's no braincell to share
Daisuga: Daichi forgets the word for something and stands there snapping his fingers and thinking up synonyms and "sounds like" and various prompts to try and remember and Suga's guesses just keep getting more inaccurate and unhelpful
Iwaoi: Oikawa falls down icy steps in the winter and in his excitement to go make fun of him Iwaizumi falls down the same steps and ends up right beside him.
Ushiten: Tendou and Ushijima decided to cook dinner together and are not able explain how they got from point A to point "the oven is on fire."
Asanoya: They both forget to bring money when they go out to eat. They offer to work it off and the restaurant manager has to explain to them thats absolutely not how it works outside of TV.
Tsukkiyama: Tsukishima makes a statement that someone else fact checks and finds out is incorrect - both Tsukki and Yamaguchi then double down with 100% conviction that no, actually, Tsukki is right.
I was going to include Kagehina in this but honestly theyve never had even one braincell between them so everything I wrote just sounded like descriptions of canon.
Meian: *pulls out a box*
Meian: We're going to put things that we love in the box.
Bokuto: Can I put Hinata in the box?
Meian: No.
Atsumu: Can I put Hinata in the box?
Meian: No.
Kiyoomi, just going along: Can I-
Meian: NO ONE IS PUTTING HINATA IN THE BOX!
Hinata, already in the box: ???
sorry for not posting for so long guys, the allegations are actually true and ive been doing hard drugs for the past 1 month and been drunk off my ass. i also swallowed my drawing pencil and visited the hospital in a clown car where i paid the bill for 10 billion dolars. send your best wishes🙏
daichi being a local cop is so fucking funny pre timeskip bc can you imagine being 18 year old Hinata-Kageyama-Yamaguchi-Tsukki and hosting a graduation party and you're used to being third years and Tadashi's the captain everyones matured and then suddenly like a goddamn dad-wraith your ex-captain from when you were fourteen shows up and tells you to stfu because the neighbours have filed a noise complaint. imagine the immediate emotional regression. shaking where they stand. "yes captain," hinata says. "Its officer, actually," daichi replies, exhausted.
Sakusa (I absolutely loathe people) kiyoomi starts calling atsumu "love" once he's comfortable and miya (flirting was invented by me) atsumu turns into tomato every single time 😭😭
PS: Shy tsumu actually screamed for 2 hours on a call with samu when it happened for the first time and blunt Omi who just shrugged at Motoya because yes love is atsumu and atsumu is his love (I love them)