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Kageyama: *holding all the grocery*
Hinata: *offers out hand to help*
Kageyama: *aggressively moves all the groceries into one hand to hold Hinata's
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Shirabu: hi, I'm your doctor today. I'll be drawing your blood as soon as I finish this caprisun.
Shirabu: *misses 4 times before finally punching the straw through the hole*
Patient: *sweats nervously*
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Oikawa: *oikawa added iwaizumi, makki + 12 others to the group chat*
Oikawa: *oikawa named the group "oikawa's surprise birthday party"*
Oikawa: thank me later
Oikawa: *oikawa has left the chat*
Iwaizumi: well
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Kenma: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case
Kuroo: love, that's a coma.
Kenma: sounds festive
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Akaashi: *looking at bokuto*
Akaashi: what an angle
Kenma: don't you mean angel?
Akaashi: I was talking about his jawline but you're right
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Sakusa: *sliding a photo across the table* I need you to shoot this guy in the leg
Meian:
Meian: that's a picture of you
Sakusa: atsumu found the dilf album in my gallery when he was looking through my phone
Meian: ah
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Tanaka: psst, I got Waterloo for question 7. How about you?
Noya: I answered Jesus, cause Jesus is always the answer
Tsukishima: you guys do realize you took a math test, right?
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Sakusa, drunk: I would walk through fire for atsumu
Sakusa: well not fire because it's dangerous, but a super humid room.
Sakusa: but not too humid, because my hair
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Noya: she was poetry but he couldn't read
Tanaka: his name was jarred he was nineteen
Hinata: when his parents built a very strange machine
Kageyama: watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
Sugawara: aaay macarena
Daichi: horrible job everyone
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Kuroo: ice skating is wild. someone was brave enough to walk onto a frozen lake and be like "you know what my feet need? knives."
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nishinoya: didn't you hate it when teachers would coffin skate your phones
tsukishima: when they what 馃拃
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osamu: atsumu is the worst
anyone who isn't friends with them: ikr
osamu: you've just been unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, ignored, my mom's calling your mom and you're not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party
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Kuroo, knocking on kenma's door: are you decent?
Kenma: not morally. but yes, I'm wearing clothes if that's what you're asking
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Oikawa: conditioning my oponent
Mattsun: shampooing my oponent
Makki: we're making out in the shower
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Kuroo: I was out shopping today and a girl looks at me and says "oh yeah, I need to buy a hairbrush." always happy to help
Hinata: when we were shopping, kageyama looked at me, snapped his fingers and said "I need to get shrimp!"
Tsukishima: that's not as bad as yamaguchi looking at you and gasping "salt!" as he runs to aisle 25 when you're just trying to buy bread
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Iwaizumi: you made me watch that space movie 4 times. I don't even like space movies.
Oikawa: that's insane! You love space movies! You've watched that movie 4 times!
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Nishinoya: chemistry? more like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on
Tanaka: calculus? more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Hinata: biology? more like BYEology because I'm out
Kageyama: math? more like no.
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