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Iwaizumi: do you want to know your gay name
Oikawa: my... my gay name??
Iwaizumi: yeah, it's your first name-
Oikawa: haha. Very funny iwa-chan-
Iwaizumi, getting down on one knee: -and my last name
Oikawa: oh- oh mY GOD
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depressed-avocado · 1 year
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Sakusa: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
Komori: 😼
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Atsumu: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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ilovehaikyuu-123 · 2 years
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Credits to Pinterest
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arlmy07 · 2 years
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Random Anime Characters + Things My Friends Have Said
Aizawa: "I'm not built to 'have fun'."
Luffy: "I have long arms. Try me."
Saiki: "This is the dumbest conversation ever. I'm leaving."
Leon: "Haha sucks to suck."
Sugawara: "Stop taking everything so seriously. CaLm DoWn."
Sukuna: "Let's make a game where we like...kill people....But it's for fun..."
Miyamura: *narrating Hori's anger* "And behold there came from the heavens a torrent of blood and fire...in the form of a teenage girl."
Shinso: "My wifi died so I will too."
Zenitsu: *about Chuntaro* "You don’t know how much you’ve helped me. You don’t know much of anything, but that’s irrelevant. I love you little guy."
Oikawa: "Thank you, me, for being so wonderfully dramatic."
Isaac: "Before we get started, make sure you hit subscribe and smash that like button. 'Cause if you don't you could die. Like literally. Alright, who's ready to go collect souls?"
Ussop: *on being a pirate* "This is great and terrible at the same time..."
Hilda: "Oh don't worry, you won't get matched with anyone."
Bakugo: "That's only because we're not allowed to duke it out for the bigger serving..."
Eren: "Everyone is called to do something. Some...might be called...to take out the trash."
Sanji: "I have a picture in my wallet of just one person and it's a girl."
Sokka: "The point is that spaghetti raises the competition by like...100 percent."
Nendo: "Hey do you have your face?"
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xav-ierr · 10 months
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Korai and Sachiro timeskip
🔞Nsfw🔞
Sachiro: shit..I really wanna play volley ball..I'm longing for it in a way.
Korai *mutters*:I wish you could volley my balls
Sachiro:....
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maeharasun · 3 years
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Akaashi: I am gay.
Bokuto:
Bokuto: I thought you were a setter.
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aineryeo · 4 years
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I MADE SOMETHING TODAY, LMAOO About Kuroo dicking in Disney XD, no that is not the emoticon help
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definitely-not-norn · 3 years
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Kuroo : HI EVERYONE!
Everyone at the party : *silence*
Kuroo : God damn it nobody likes me
Kenma : Your side bitch is called Nobody?
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antisocialfryingpan · 4 years
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conversations between me and my roommates as incorrect haikyuu quotes in honor of its end (sorry it's so late -~-)
Kuroo: you really should start studying
Kenma: stfu and let me eat my waffle sandwich
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Suga: it's your turn to make dinner
Tanaka: nah
Suga: nah?! what do you mean "nAH"?!
Tanaka: nah
Suga: i swear i will yeet you out a window in your sleep
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Tsukishima: Fu*k you
Hinata: why? why me?
Tsukishima: Yamaguchi is to pure, and you were the closest annoying one. here we are.
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that's all i really have for now.....i'll probably post more because we're so weird. (if you guys want to know who was who you can ask)
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Kuroo: I was out shopping today and a girl looks at me and says "oh yeah, I need to buy a hairbrush." always happy to help
Hinata: when we were shopping, kageyama looked at me, snapped his fingers and said "I need to get shrimp!"
Tsukishima: that's not as bad as yamaguchi looking at you and gasping "salt!" as he runs to aisle 25 when you're just trying to buy bread
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depressed-avocado · 2 years
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*Suga and Daichi skipping stones on lake*
Daichi: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Suga, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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ilovehaikyuu-123 · 2 years
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Happy birthday Kenma
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arlmy07 · 2 years
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C a n o n
Hinata: *does something cool*
Kageyama: *is impressed*
Also Kageyama: "I hate you. Go. Die."
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xav-ierr · 10 months
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Sachiro: Communication is the best solution. I know you know that.
Korai: I hear you...I really do,but, I was not in the wrong when I drop kicked that kid.
Sachiro: *sigh*
Beesho: * cackling* it was too good to be true.
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asahis-holy-water · 4 years
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Haikyuu as my class chat
Kageyama:*shows a picture of Daichi* this is my dad btw
Oikawa: dAdDy
Kageyama: N O
Oikawa: GSHAHAHHA
Kageyama: DON'T LEWD ME FATHER
Kageyama: YOU WHORE
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