Iwaizumi: do you want to know your gay name
Oikawa: my... my gay name??
Iwaizumi: yeah, it's your first name-
Oikawa: haha. Very funny iwa-chan-
Iwaizumi, getting down on one knee: -and my last name
Oikawa: oh- oh mY GOD
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Haikyuu incorrect quotes are the best, I had a lot of fun making this.
Also, a little addition by me, cause I wanted to see what Suna would do (blackmailing the twins, that’s what he would do.)
Credit to @incorrect-highkyuu
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Oikawa: We’re going to improve our relationships in this team by telling each other-
Hanamaki: Mattsun, I would kill for you.
Matsukawa, moved: Man, me too
Kyoutani, looking at Yahaba: Weak. I have killed for you
Yahaba: Oh. Well, I could probably kill for you too
Oikawa, looking at Iwaizumi and waiting:
Iwaizumi:
Iwaizumi:
Iwaizumi: Keep staring at me and I will kill you
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Oikawa: if i dont survive tomorrow's operation i want u to know that ill never forgive u if u fall in love again
Oikawa: in fact u should mourn for a minimum of 13 years iwachan
Oikawa: but i want u to be so happy okay
Oikawa: not in love yet but happy
Iwaizumi: they're just going to remove your wisdom teeth tooru tf are u saying now
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Miya Osamu <3
“Samu…Samu…Don’t look directly, but I can see your doppelganger… just behind you.”
You and your sweet, loving, handsome, onigiri man of a boyfriend were on a night date in the street of Shibuya. Osamu was busy in choosing what to eat first, while you took pictures. Suddenly you saw Osamu’s clown toghether with a curly haired, bitch-faced man, an orange head and an owl faced beefy boy.
To say that you were shocked would be an understatement. A guy… or I should say Samu’s clown was chatting with his friends just few meters behind your boyfriend, only his hair's more blonde, and his vibe's more... clownish.
“Doppelganger ??? what do you even me-” “CAN’T YOU FUCKING WHISPER ?? AND DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT. BE MORE SUBTLE.” you whisper yelled.
Suddenly the doppelganger looked in your direction and frowned comically and advanced towards you.
“OH MY GOSH, SAMUUUU, HE'S COMING... HE'S COMING THIS WAY!”
Samu quickly looked into the direction, and unlike you he was frowning ??? similarly like his doppelganger ??? what the heck was going on. Was there some kind of invisible mirror thing that you couldn’t see.
Even the doppelganger's buddies seem cool, like they're in on the joke.
The doppelganger was now, standing in front of you and looking at your boyfriend, like he was communicating with his eyes. Before anyone could say anything…
“OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD… CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU SIR ????”
All eyes are on you, but who cares? It's not every day you meet your boyfriend's mirror image.
“Oh.. of course cutie, are you a fan ??”
“Well, I’m a human but I’ve never seen my boyfriend’s clown my entire life.” you giggled like a kid.
“DON’T DO THAT”. That ‘DOPPELGANGER’ yelled at your boyfriend.
“I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING.”
“YOU ARE MAKING GOO-GOO EYES AT HER. LIKE YOU MAKE AT FOOD.”
“I AM NOT.”
“YES YOU ARE”
All you could hear for next fifteen minutes was funny curse words and skin slapping sounds. Meanwhile, the curly-haired dude shoots you a concerned look.
“Ohhhh… so you are his big brother. Nice to meet you Tsum, I’m y/n, Samu’s s/o.”
Unlike your fictional brain, the ‘DOPPELGANGER’ turned out to be your boyfriend’s twin brother.
“Nice to meet you too y/n/n” Atsumu showed his signature smirk.
“IT’S MIYA TO YOU AND IT’S Y/L/N TO YOU.”
"WHAT THE HECK, BASTARD? AM I SOME GIRLFRIEND STEALER?"
"MORE LIKE AN UNINVITED DATE CRASHER."
"AT LEAST I'M EYE CANDY."
"YEAH, WELL, MOM LIKES ME MORE."
More insults fly, more slaps echo, and the furniture starts to question its life choices. Meeting your boyfriend's twin? Not too shabby after all.
Keys -
y/n - your name
s/o - sgnificant other
y/n/n - your nick name
y/l/n - your last name
Requests are open
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Marriage Proposal
Atsumu: - takes your left hand into his and gets down on one knee -
Y/N: Atsumu, what the fu...
Atsumu: Y/N, would you do me the honour of becoming my sister-in-law?
Y/N: (⊙_⊙)?
Osamu: (o_o)
Osamu: - covers his face with both his hands at his brothers idiocy -
Osamu: Did you really just propose to Y/N for me?
Atsumu: Well heaven knows you were taking your sweet time to do it
Masterlist
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Kuroo: I was out shopping today and a girl looks at me and says "oh yeah, I need to buy a hairbrush." always happy to help
Hinata: when we were shopping, kageyama looked at me, snapped his fingers and said "I need to get shrimp!"
Tsukishima: that's not as bad as yamaguchi looking at you and gasping "salt!" as he runs to aisle 25 when you're just trying to buy bread
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