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meleth03 · 14 hours

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Kiyoomi: What's the worst decision you've ever made while being drunk? Atsumu: Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to be drunk to make bad decisions.

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txbix-chxn · 5 months

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Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*

Suga: *reaches out to help*

Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*

Suga: That’s not what I——

Suga:

Suga: Okay.

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forusomimiya · 1 year

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Osamu as a boyfriend would change his ways with you whether it is day or night. During the day he would be gentle, attentive, and take care of you. He would wonder if you slept well and worry if you haven't eaten yet.

He would suggest you to go for a walk while the sun is setting, or invite you to bake a cake or biscuits together. But at night he would be like the devil himself.

He wouldn't let you cum until you called him "daddy" or screamed out who you belonged to. He'd make you orgasm so many times until you begged him to stop or he'd hold both hands behind your back while he pleasured himself by rubbing his cock between your ass cheeks.

And he'd wait, wait to see you on the edge until you asked him to choke you. “That's it baby, that's how I like it. Now open up your pretty mouth and let me do the rest”. Your pretty face would be a nice canvas to paint it in white.

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nykie-love-anime · 7 months

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Netflix Account

Kenma: I got Netflix you like you asked Y/N: Oh that's cool Y/N: - grinning looking at her boyfriend - Y/N: I have been mooching of Kuroo's account for so long Kenma: Wait, what do you mean account? Y/N: Yeah his Netflix account Kenma: - staying quiet not knowing what to say - Y/N: You know like his profile. I wanted one of my own because they are like $10 a month Kenma: - again staying quiet - Kenma: Oh... you wanted an account Y/N: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Kenma: Wellll Y/N: Wait what did you buy then? Kenma: Netflix

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atsumwah · 2 months

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y/n : atsumu, you idiot!

atsumu : i'm sure you're right but why?

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iwaoiness · 3 months

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Iwaizumi texting Oikawa when his last patient has been holding him in the office for ten minutes trying to pick him up: call me in five and ask me to come and get you.

Oikawa: what level of emergency? 1 or 10?

Iwaizumi: fucking 15 get me out of here he's starting to ramble on about the fucking japanese economy

Oikawa: omg don't forget to put me on speaker ill cry sm to make it more realistic

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fattuccini-afraido · 6 months

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Sugawara: We all have our demons.

Sugawara, grabbing Noya, who's biting his arm: This one's mine.

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faelissas · 2 years

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*msby watching a nature documentary*

atsumu: OH I KNEW THAT

everyone else:

atsumu:

sakusa: what the fuck??? how do yk that

atsumu: um i went to college??

everyone:

atsumu: I STUDIED BIOLOGY??

hinata: PFFF NO WAY

atsumu: I LITERALLY GRADUATED LAST YEAR??

bokuto: nAHHH

atsumu: YOU LITERALLY MET MY LAB PARTNER IZUMI

inunaki: we thought that was your girlfriend

atsumu: im gay 😐

sakusa: im learning so much today

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renardiererin · 8 months

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the great war -> I.i: my knuckles were bruised like violets

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misc.

- i wanted name’s gc in light mode and rin’s in dark but i cannot for the life of me figure out how to do that w/o it looking ugly

- just know that the band gc is always rins pov and the other is name’s

- im desperately hoping this makes sense bc i’m half asleep rn and i MUST go to bed so this is not proofread or anything im sorry

the great war — a rockstar rintarou suna smau

you used to know rintarou. you knew him back before the world did. you used to know him better than you knew yourself. but nothing perfect ever lasts, does it? after awhile he just stopped responding. you tried to block out every headline you saw featuring his name, and focus on your own music career rather than his own. but when one of his bandmates reaches out to you and asks you to open for their upcoming tour, you find yourself stuck traveling all around the world with the man whose inflicted pain inspired most of your first album.

<3

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hauntedbythenarrative · 1 year

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Oikawa + text posts pt. 2

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hotvinimon · 6 months

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Kageyama : I have very high standards. I only fall in love with graceful-

Hinata : *stumbles into the room, knocking down a vase, startling 2 cats, tripping over his vollyball and landing flat onto his face *

Kageyama :

Kageyama : I want that one

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meleth03 · 2 days

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Adventures in the SakuAtsu/OsaSuna Household, Pt.14

Atsumu: I'm so excited, we have so many presents! How can we afford this? Osamu: We can't. Suna, humoring Atsumu: It's a Christmas miracle. Kiyoomi: It's credit card debt.

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rjhpandapaws · 4 months

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Kageyama *holding a volleyball*: i feel like i am being watched

Hinata *Not anywhere that he can see Kageyama but looking in his exact direction anyway*: somewhere out there is a setter that is not tossing to me. This is a problem

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haikyuu-on-standby · 4 months

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semi: what do you even see in ushijima?

tendou, dreamily: he’s got that je ne sais quoi, yknow?

semi: ,,,,,,what?

tendou, still dreamily: that autrizzm

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nykie-love-anime · 7 months

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Marriage Proposal

Atsumu: - takes your left hand into his and gets down on one knee - Y/N: Atsumu, what the fu... Atsumu: Y/N, would you do me the honour of becoming my sister-in-law? Y/N: (⊙_⊙)？ Osamu: (o_o) Osamu: - covers his face with both his hands at his brothers idiocy - Osamu: Did you really just propose to Y/N for me? Atsumu: Well heaven knows you were taking your sweet time to do it

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sleepinghellokitty · 4 months

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Kenma: At my funeral I want everyone to play a giant game of kahoot about my life and whoever wins gets my will.

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