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Sugawara: We all have our demons.
Sugawara, grabbing Noya, who's biting his arm: This one's mine.
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low quality haikyuu is my therapy
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nishinoya: didn't you hate it when teachers would coffin skate your phones
tsukishima: when they what 💀
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haikyuu!! as things my friends and I have said
Some of these were edited a little to make more sense in Haikyuu context :]
Tendou: Coach Washijo has to let us summon Satan in the middle of practice.
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Atsumu: Why v@pe when you can suck watermelon lollipops?
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Terushima: You cannot aggressively beat the Camila Cabello out of me
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Shirabu: Some people should be shot, but some people get to be president again, ha ha ha.
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Tendou: My insanity would probably be the most potent drug in the world
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Oikawa: I’m a homosexual, heheheheheh
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Nishinoya: See, you can achieve greatness even with short legs
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Tendou: Arson is good. It’s a great pastime. Like, bored? Go burn down a building!
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Hinata: BYE DAICHI-SAN
Daichi: I’m not for sale
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Shirabu: I feel like a spear went through my head right here (points to middle of forehead) and came out at the back here
Tendou: I’M A UNICORRRN
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Ukai Keishin: (spectating Karasuno antics) Some people end up in the zoo
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Kageyama: (on the way to the training camp) oh my god I will EAT the next traffic light that turns red
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Semi: What about you? Don’t you say that you eat children?
Tendou: I mean I do but that’s different because I’m a human
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Nishinoya: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GOING FERAL CRUNCHING ON THE FLATSCREEN TV LIKE A MEIJI CRACKER
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Ushiwaka: I am at Daiso. Need anything?
Tendou: sanity
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Sakusa: Are you fucking dumb?
Atsumu: Yeah, how’d ya know?
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Tanaka: I’LL KILL YOU ALIVE— oh wait crap I made myself sound stupid again
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Yaku: one more time Lev makes a height joke will rip off all of his hair and then shout ‘WIG SNATCHED’ really loud
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Tendou: I’ll bring you on a date night in Paris
Ushiwaka: what?
Tendou: what?
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Kyoutani: I have this urge to bite people. But not in a sexual way, just NOM
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- the team during practice break -
Suga: Hey guys what’s the last thing in your search history?
Hinata: Why do I have no friends?
Kageyama: Why isn't 1 a prime?
Yamaguchi: Are unicorns real?
Nishinoya: Why are there school?
Tanaka: Why is my gold fish swimming upside down?
Tsukishima: Why does my cat want to kill me?
Y/N: Are babies dishwasher safe?
Ukai: - off to the side quietly talking to himself -
Ukai: Why the fuck are you guys like this?
Masterlist
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Nishinoya: The eagles won last night
Asahi: Oh, did you watch the game?
Nishinoya: *covered in blood and scratches* What game?
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daichi, supervising the first and second years clean up the gym: if you guys throw another good fight in here, im joining in.
noya: how is that a threat?
daichi: im using peas.
tanaka: frozen?
daichi: no
daichi: in the can.
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Asahi: Do you ever think-
Noya: Not usually, no.
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ukai: so how’s the parenting life treating you so far?
sugawara, on his seventh cup of coffee: Karasuno is the light of ours lives.
daichi, from another room: yeah, a light that won’t fucking shut off.
ukai:
sugawara: he’s fine, he’s just tired.
nishinoya and tanaka: *scream*
daichi: *screams back*
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Tsukishima: Now you have to proofread-
Kageyama: No proofreading, we die like men
Hinata, Nishinoya, Tanaka: *applause*
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Asahi: If Noya thinks he can bat his cute little eyelashes at me and get whatever he wants...
Asahi: *takes a deep breath*
Asahi: He's 100% absolutely right.
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NEW HAIKYUU ILLUSTRATION!!! YESSS!!
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*watching a nature documentary*
Narrator: virtually nothing can survive in this environment
Noya, extremely defensive for no reason: I bet I could
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Haikyuu!! as things my friends and I have said (part 2)
edit: part 1
Once again some of these have been edited slightly to make more sense in Haikyuu context.
warning: My friends and I say a lot of unhinged things which include a lot of swearing and like one sexual joke
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Tendou: Put whatever the fuck you want on pizza, just not in front of the Italians
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Daichi when someone falls asleep during study group: Can you please kick him and wake him up
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Tanaka: Noya what’s with the all caps bro
Nishinoya: I HAVE AN EXCUSE I GOT AN ANEURYSM TRYING TO DO MATH
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Hinata: (stepping onto the court and inhaling) Smell that volleyball scent
Kageyama: (frowning) Body odour?
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Bokuto: I remember I once read that male tits are one of the most useless body parts. But what will gay people bite on when they’re fucking?
Kuroo: The feet? Obviously they would bite on the feet
Kenma: What the actual Hell
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Sakusa: My lap is cold for some reason
Atsumu: Need someone to sit on it?
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Suna: just backwards shrimp
Osamu: that is NOT how you solve scoliosis
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Tendou: If crossing lights are shaped like people, why aren’t traffic lights shaped like cars?
Ushiwaka: (eyes going wide)
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Tanaka (talking about Zyrtec): IT DOESN’T WORK.
Saeko: THEN DOWN THE WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE, RYUU. TAKE IT LIKE A SHOT (aggressive drinking movements)
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Terushima: I won’t find a shit husband, I’ll find a piss husband
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(texting)
hoshiumi: im amazing. I know everything
hirugami: are you god 😟😟😟
hoshiumi: no
hoshiumi: im a threat start running
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counsellor: has anyone here ever had a disagreement with their parents?
oikawa: I once had an argument with my dad over the existence of aliens
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Noya: I wanna go to Yosemite and you're coming with me
Y/n: And be seen in public with you?
Y/n: Hell nah
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Person: My mom is calling… hi mom.
Sugawara: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom.
Tanaka & Nishinoya: *loud fake sexual noises*
Daichi: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Tsukishima: *is asleep*
Hinata: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.
(Karasuno edition)
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