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#manga incorrect quotes
fattuccini-afraido · 6 months
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Sugawara: We all have our demons.
Sugawara, grabbing Noya, who's biting his arm: This one's mine.
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bizarre-queer · 1 year
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Joseph: I've been engaged to two different men before Caesar: The wedding rings of death do not count as proper engagement rings! Joseph: Are they wedding rings? Did two men give them to me? Yeah, thought so
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fever-dreamer97 · 10 months
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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.
Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.
Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!
Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?
Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.
Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.
Aizawa and Bakugo:
Bakugo: What?
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naarinn · 3 months
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 4 months
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Chuuya, unbuttoning shirt: god, isn't it hot in here?
Dazai: yes, but why the hell are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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whateveranimex · 7 months
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Chuuya: So what's for dinner? Dazai: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise! Chuuya: ... Chuuya: Is it soup? Dazai: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Chuuya: Please enough with the soup puns! Dazai: Wow, you're soup-per mean. Chuuya: STOP! *one hour later* Chuuya: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!
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I love dynamics between all the Strawhats, but Navigator (nerve-popping) Nami and Directionless (dumbass) Zoro is always funny to me.
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Lucy: If you were to die, what would your last words be? Natsu: I love you Lucy: Aww, me too! Lucy: What about you, Gray? Gray: Finally. Erza: No.
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(OMG CHAPTER 37.2 THEY GET CUDDLY I CAN’T.)
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Gojo: Y/n what's your body count!
Y/n: Dang it's like 30 now.
Gojo: *sad*
Shoko: Oh my gwad you are a hoe!!
Y/n: How does that make me a hoe- wait are we talking about people we slept with?
Gojo: y-yea
Y/n: oh well I haven't done that yet!
Shoko: then what's 30 about?
Y/n: .....eheheh
Shoko: y/n what's 30 for!?!
Gojo: * scared and horny*
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fattuccini-afraido · 6 months
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Chifuyu: The ocean is soup.
Takemicchi:
Takemicchi: Do elaborate.
Chifuyu: What's needed for something to be soup?
Takemicchi: umm, water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally, I prefer meat in mine.
Chifuyu: *tilts head*
Takemicchi: The ocean is a soup.
Chifuyu: The ocean is a soup.
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etrevil · 5 months
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Fukuzawa: and that's for my son-in-law.
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fever-dreamer97 · 5 months
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Quirkless Analyst! Izuku AU
Izuku: You know there are 42 different ways that Chargebolt can be killed in battle if he didn’t practice long-distance attacks?
Bakugo, just woke up and eating cereal:
Bakugo: I thank God everyday you didn’t decide to take the villain path.
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wisedo · 2 months
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months
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Atsushi: I truly believe water can solve all your problems
Kunikida: weight loss? Drink water
Chuuya: clear skin? Drink water
Dazai: wanna d!e? Drown yourself
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