#bsd fukuzawa
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Fukuzawa: So why should we hire you?
Kunikida: Because your staff abducted me, interrogated me for 3 hours and convinced to work here.
Ranpo: I don't remember that, do you?
Yosano: Nope not a clue.
Fukuzawa: suspicious but has no proof Even so, that's not an acceptable answer.
Kunikida:... You know what, why should I accept this position?
Fukuzawa: What?
Kunikida: Yeah, why is this position open? Do people keep quitting?
Fukuzawa: Er....looks at the others for help
Ranpo: gives him a thumbs up
Yosano: mouths You've got this.
Kunikida: Why are people quitting this job? Is there something I should know?
Fukuzawa: looks at the paperwork That's... Not in here.
Kunikida: Okay well, thank you for your time. I'll see you on Monday leaves.
Fukuzawa:... What just happened?
Ranpo: That was art.
Yosano: It's like he's one of us already.
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God really fukuzawa needs a raise and some time off cause can you imagine you are trying to open an ability user based detective agency and like your whole staff is highly traumatized and under the age of 20
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*his phone is missing*
DAMN IT RANPO WHERE IS MY PHONE
@the-greatest-detective-ranp
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Could I request Fukuzawa's (Bungou Stray Dogs) daughter getting annoyed by sons of wealthy families everywhere she goes but is always saved by her ability (to control a flock of birds) or her father?
It was a fairly nice day out, now that the weather was starting to turn. Coming out of the cold gloom of winter and into the bright, but still brisk, light of spring.
“Shouldn’t we head back to the office?” Atsushi asked as he and his partner walked around the city streets. Working on a new case but their ‘investigation’ had ended some time ago. Not long after their second coffee stop.
“Ahhh….what’s the rush? Enjoy the fresh air Atsushi-kun.” Dazai remarked back. Filling his lungs as he spoke.
“I just feel bad leaving everyone else back at the office.” Leaving everyone to work that is. “Hey, is that Fukuzawa-san?”
“Well, what do you know. It is. Boss!” The older man turned to look at Dazai at his call. Greeting his subordinates as they came closer. “What are you doing out here?”
“I’m waiting to have lunch with my daughter.”
Atsushi was surprised. Daughter? “Oh, [Y/N]-chan is in town?” Apparently, everyone knew the boss had a daughter but him.
Fukuzawa-san goes on to tell Atsushi that she was studying at university aboard, which was why he had never met her. There seemed to be a concerned look on his face when they talked about her being back in town, which was understandable with everything going on. Or maybe it was just his normal, serious expression.
The men continue to chat for a while before Fukuzawa-san perked up and looked over across the courtyard. As if sensing his daughter’s presence the moment she stepped into the park.
Atsushi had to admit, she was very beautiful. She didn’t look much like Fukuzawa-san, so he had to assume that she took after her mother. [Y/N] hadn’t seem to notice them yet as she walked across the park, presumably to this destination agreed upon by her & her father, when a man stepped in front of her path. He was talking to her rather animatedly and when she tried to step around him, he blocked her path again.
“Should we go and do something?” Atsushi asked. Concerned for her safety.
“No. She doesn’t need help.” Fukuzawa-san assured him.
“Yeah,” Dazai agrees. “She’s got enough back up as it is.”
Atsushi was confused by that comment. Then, suddenly, a crow came down out of nowhere and beamed the man. Clipping him in the back of the head like it was nothing. It was an odd coincidence, but then another bird came down and started pecking him. Then another. Then another.
Eventually the man had to take off running to try and escape the birds. Who chased after him regardless of his pace and [Y/N] kept walking. “Hello Daddy.”
“Hello princess.” Fukuzawa-san greeted back. Leaning in to kiss her forehead before he stood at his normal height again.
“What was with those birds?” Atsushi asked, and [Y/N] grinned at him.
“To Kill a Mockingbird.” She told him. “It’s my ability to control & communicate with birds. Not as interesting as being able to turn into a tiger, but it suits me.”
“You know about my ability?” Atsushi asked curiously.
To which [Y/N] chuckled. “Of course. Dad keeps me up to date on everything to do with the Agency. You and Dazai are often topics of conversation.”
“Glowing reviews I hope?”
“More like headaches.” She replied to Dazai’s comment.
“Are you ready to go?” Fukuzawa asked. Changing the topic.
“That depends. Are Dazai and Atsushi joining us?”
“They won’t be joining us.” Fukuzawa-san replied quickly, before the boys could invite themselves along. He didn’t get much time with his daughter and wanted to spend time with her alone. “I’ll see you two back at the Agency.”
“Roger that sir.” Dazai remarked. Giving a little salute. “Maybe [Y/N]-chan can come by after your lunch and say hi to the others. I’m sure Kunikida-kun would be devastated if he missed you.”
[Y/N] glared at Dazai behind her father’s shoulder. A warning look in her eyes as he gave her a cheeky smile. “Would you have time for that, or do you need to meet up with friends?”
“I think I can make time for that.” [Y/N] replied, back to her sweet smile in the face of her father, before they link arms and head to lunch.
Just as they were out of ear shot, another bird came down and started pecking violently at Dazai. “Ow! Ow! Ow! Ok! Ok! It was just a joke! Knock it off [Y/N]-chan! Ow!”
#;ask and ye shall receive (request answers)#fukuzawa yukichi#bsd fukuzawa#bungou stray dogs fukuzawa#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#bungou stray dogs#dazai x reader#bungou stray dogs scenarios#bungou stray dogs imagine#bsd scenarios#bsd imagines#scenarios#imagine
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BSD characters as my favourite Derry Girls quotes (part 2):
At a joint ADA/PM meeting:
Fukuzawa: why is everyone so desperate to integrate? I think we should keep them separate.
Mori: I think we should keep them in cages.
After a case turns from bad to worse:
Dazai: look at it this way Atsushi-kun; we’re all fucked and Fukuzawa is going to kick our asses. We’re all in the same boat.
Atsushi: I don’t want to be in this boat! I want to be in a completely different boat sailing down a completely different river!
When Kouyou and Yosano first met:
Dazai: Yosano, see that girl? (points towards Kouyou)
Yosano: Yeah?
Dazai: Her name's Kouyou. She's a lezzie.
Yosano: We don't say lezzie, Dazai.
Dazai: What's wrong with saying lezzie? All the gays say lezzie. It's like an industry term now.
Atsushi: You should tell her.
Yosano: Tell her what?
Ranpo: That you're a lezzie too.
Yosano: That's enough! Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I see every other gay woman as a potential suitor.
Kouyou (coming over): Hi there
Yosano: Hi I'm a lesbian!
Kouyou: ... congratulations?
Yosano: Thank you
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#bsd atsushi#atsushi nakajima#bsd fukuzawa#bsd mori#bsd ranpo#ranpo edogawa#bsd yosano#bsd kouyou#kouyou x yosano#incorrect quotes#bsd incorrect quotes#derry girls
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Some wonderful Harukawa's art (rare?)
Perhaps you haven't seen it =)
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd dazai#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu bsd#bsd chuuya#bungou sd#bsd dazai osamu#bsd kunikida#kunikida doppo#tanizaki junichirou#naomi bsd#aku bsd#bsd akutagawa#akutagawa ryuunosuke#bungo stray dogs akutagawa#bsd yosano#yosano akiko#bungou stray dogs yosano#bungou stray dogs atsushi#atsushi art#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#kyoka bsd#kyoka izumi#kyoka bungou stray dogs#bsd fukuzawa#fukuzawa yukichi#president fukuzawa#bungo stray dogs fukuzawa
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skk, "well then, how do you play darts??"
yosano + lucy, "have you actually never rollerskated before?"
kunikida + fukuzawa, "who's cat is that."
Oooo all good ones! Have some teen SKK because why not
"Well then, how do you play darts?"
"Like any reasonable person would!" Dazai says with a huff, crossing his arms. "I guess I shouldn't be surprised a dog doesn't know how to play darts, though, so let me show you."
"HEY-" Chuuya snaps, which doesn't really help Dazai's point, and he can't even stop Dazai from grabbing the dart from his hands.
Dazai twirls it in his hands, smirking, and then throws it- not at the board, of course, but at the nearest Port Mafia grunt, knocking the sunglasses clean off their face.
The grunt starts visibly sweating, Dazai laughs in victory, and Chuuya just scoffs and rolls his eyes.
Yosano and Lucy my beloveds... honestly Lucy friendship with the rest of the ADA would be sooooo...
"Have you actually never rollerskated before?"
"Don't even think about making fun of me for it!" Lucy says, staring at the ground. "I just- never had the time for it.
Yosano smiles, crouching down to help her tie her shoes. "I'm not asking to make fun of you, Lucy- I'm asking so I can help you learn."
"It can't be that hard," Lucy mutters, but she lets Yosano tie her and help her to her feet anyways- her eyes going wide as she wobbles. "Oh- woah-"
"Yeah, it takes some getting used to," Yosano says, slowly starting to pull her to the rink. "But you'll be a pro in no time."
Lucy's not sure she believes her, since she feels more like a baby deer that's just learned how to walk, but seeing the other Agency members having a good time... well, she's willing to give it a shot, at least.
And of course Fukuzawa goes with a cat prompt
"Who's cat is that."
Kunikida pauses, still holding the cat, as he slowly turns to look at the president.
"We do not know, sir," he says, staring down. "Atsushi's out looking for its possible owner, now, but without a collar it's... difficult to tell."
Fukuzawa stares at the cat with an intense, unreadable gaze.
"And what's the plan if it's a stray?"
...Well, considering the smirk Ranpo now has, and the look Fukuzawa has, Kunikida's starting to realize exactly what's going to happen next.
#thank you so much for the prompts sibling#bsd writing#skk#bsd lucy#bsd yosano#bsd fukuzawa#bsd kunikida#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#bsd#bungou stray dogs#raccoon writing
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bungo stray dogs brainrot sketch dump <3
#refs in reblog!!#i drew fukuzawa so cunty i wonder who im in love with!!#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#fukuzawa yukichi#bsd fukuzawa#bsd demon snow#bsd fanart#bsd
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how to deal with a squeaky 14 year old kid guidebook:
#bsd#ranpo#bsd ranpo#bsd fukuzawa#dazai#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#mori#bsd mori#little birds#meow meow#based off the little drawing at the end of vol12 make#cutie poo#chibi#AHHH SO CUTE
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Japanese doomed yaoi
French doomed yaoi
International doomed yaoi
#sorry for falling off the face of the earth for a hot sec#doomed gays#bsd old man yaoi#fukufuku#skk#soukoku#rimlaine#bsd#bsd ships#bsd shitpost#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#bsd fukuchi#bsd fukuzawa#bsd rimbaud#bsd verlaine#bungou gay dogs
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Doodles
Found some funny thumbnails on YT, so I decided to style it up a bit XDD
#bsd#bsd fanart#bsd shitpost#bsd fyodor#bungo gay dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd mushitaro#bsd ranpo#bsd kyouka#bsd kunikida#bsd fukuzawa#fukuzawa yukichi#edogawa ranpo#i love them so much#look at them#RRAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA#my art#doodles
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[ID: An edited "I think I forgot something" meme with Fukuzawa and Fukuchi. The last panel is edited to have wan Dazai's face over the kid in the rain, staring blankly ahead with a smile. End ID.]
I can't believe Fukuzawa just forgot about Dazai in Meursault
#the fact that dazai is not in fukuzawa's reminiscence of the ada actually worries me a little so i'm making this meme to cope#storyrambles#bsd#bsd memes#bsd fukuzawa#bsd fukuchi#bsd dazai#bsd chapter 113
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Dadddd am I a witch?
Goddess.
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🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮
#ranpo#ranpo edogawa#bsd ranpo#kunikida#kunikida doppo#dazai#dazai osamu#yosano#yosano akiko#bsd yosano#fukuzawa#dad fukuzawa#fukuzawa yukichi#bsd fukuzawa#bsd#bsd art#myart#soupysundaeart#redraw#meme redraw#im tired#please dont say anything about the ada office background thing#i gave up#you cant make me render windows#see you next month#we already hit the once a month art quota#edit: i forgot to add emojis#ok he's kinda stupid
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I'm sorry just. The absolute anguish in Fukuzawa's eyes. And the joy that Aya expresses. THE JUXTAPOSITION. Fukuzawa might not have killed Fukuchi himself, but he definitely was the reason that he died. Look at the guilt in his eyes.
#fukufuku doomed by the narrative toxic old man yaoi REAL#THE EXPRESSIONS HERE ARE DRIVING ME INSANE#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#bsd fukuzawa#bsd fukuchi#bsd aya#bsd 113#bsd spoilers
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saw this tweet from the official bsd anime account and could not help myself
#bsd fanart#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd fukuzawa#bsd fukuchi#bsd ranpo#fukuzawa yukichi#fukuchi ouchi#fukuchi genichirou#ranpo edogawa#bsd spoilers#completely normal and healthy family ! surely nothing terrible will happen 12 years into the future ! :)#candied art
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