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fever-dreamer97 · 4 days
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Izuku: Hey guys! How is the set you’re painting so far?
Bakugo: Would be fu*king better if IcyHot would actually pay attention to how we need to paint it!
Izuku: Oh, Todoroki-Kun, I think you’re painting it a little differently. Can you try to copy Kacchan?
Todoroki, paints a smiley face: Like this?
Izuku: Y-Yeah, that’s better!
Bakugo: Like hell it is.
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fever-dreamer97 · 4 days
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Izuku: I wouldn’t put my relationship with Kacchan in a friendship light. It’s more of a…gray territory.
Todoroki: More like gay territory.
Izuku:
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fever-dreamer97 · 4 days
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Izuku: Kacchan, what does that lady’s bumper sticker say?
Bakugo, reading: ‘Kids need both parents.’
Izuku, yelling at the lady’s car: WELL, SOME KIDS DON’T HAVE A CHOICE, KAREN!
Bakugo:
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fever-dreamer97 · 5 days
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Bakugo, eating: Heh, see hag? Deku can actually make me food once in a while.
Mitsuki: Izuku, don’t take that shit. You don’t cook for him until you two get married.
Izuku, takes Bakugo’s plate away and gives it to her: Yes, ma’am.
Bakugo: Oi, give me that back!
Mitsuki, slaps his head: You better earn it then!
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fever-dreamer97 · 5 days
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Present Mic: And next up, Bakugo Katsuki! Standing there with a face only a mother could love!
Mitsuki, yelling from the stands: AND I DON’T!
Bakugo:
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fever-dreamer97 · 8 days
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Izuku: Guys, face it. We’re lost.
Shinso: That’s ok. We're all lost. Happiness is an illusion. Life is meaningless. Death is all around the corner. Farewell.
Izuku: I agree but that’s not helpful at the moment.
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fever-dreamer97 · 8 days
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Kaminari: Hey guys! I got Todoroki a card for his birthday. It has a joke that fits perfectly with that scar on his right eye.
Izuku:…It’s not on his right eye. It’s on his left.
Sero: Hit the breaks, Midoriya. It’s on his right…Wait, I might be wrong.
Izuku: Kacchan, you hung out with him a lot during those classes. Which eye is it?
Bakugo:
Izuku: Really?
Bakugo: I didn’t want to breathe in the same room as him, let alone look at him.
Izuku: Okay, who says left eye?
Half of Class 1-A: *raises hand*
Izuku: Okay, who says right?
Half of Class 1-A: *raises hand*
Izuku: Okay, half and half. That solves nothing.
Bakugo: For God’s-ICYHOT! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!
Todoroki: What?
Class 1-A: Left!
Todoroki: ???
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fever-dreamer97 · 8 days
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Kirishima: *Runs into the room and looks around* Okay, so I know this text you sent me was a lie and there isn’t actually rare Crimson Riot merch here, right?
Sero: Correct. That was a lie to get you here.
Kirishima: I know...I just...wouldn’t live with myself if it actually been true.
Kaminari: *Runs in* WHERE ARE THE FREE SKITTLES?!
Sero: *Gives him a bag* Here you go, buddy!
Kaminari: YAY!
Kirishima: Aww! He gets his thing?
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fever-dreamer97 · 8 days
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Kirishima, saluting: Today, my bros, we salute to our roommate as he decided to move out and abandoned us.
Bakugo: I got freaking married, you shitstains. You decided to do this when I came back for my next visit, didn’t you?
Kirishima, ignoring him: Sero, remove his picture from the wall.
Sero, tugging on the picture: I can’t take it off.
Kaminari: Oh, I think I cemented it to the wall.
Bakugo: YOU DID WHAT-
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fever-dreamer97 · 9 days
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Teacher Bakugo AU
Bakugo: This damn TV keeps turning off and I don’t know why.
Izuku: Well, I just saw one of your students with a phone. Are you turning this TV off with an app, son?
Student: Heh, maybe-
Bakugo, yanks the phone out of the student’s hands and throws it against the wall:
Izuku: Kacchan!
Student: What the hell, bro-
Bakugo, leaving the room: I’m sick of this shit! You brought it!
Izuku: B-Brought what?
Bakugo, comes back with a fire ax in his hands: C’MON HERE YOU DAMN BRAT!
Students: AHHH!
Izuku: KATSUKI, WHAT THE HELL?!
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fever-dreamer97 · 9 days
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Tokoyami: Every birthday is like the grim reaper moving one peg on the abacus of your life.
Class 1-A, celebrating Tokoyami’s birthday:
Izuku, just asked Tokoyami if he likes the cake: T-The center of it has pudding.
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fever-dreamer97 · 10 days
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Bakugo: Oi nerd, why are there paw prints all over your homework?
Izuku: I dropped my stuff this morning on the way to school and an alley cat ran over it.
Bakugo: HAHA!
Izuku: I just hope Aizawa-sensei won’t be too cruel in grading it.
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Bakugo: So, how badly did you fail?
Izuku: H-He gave me a perfect score.
Bakugo:
Izuku: He also wrote it was the best work he’s seen from me.
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fever-dreamer97 · 10 days
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Me, watching from the corner of the room: They’ll never know that this was a Game Grumps reference.
Bakugo: Well I’m just saying-
Izuku: I swear. If you get saucy with me, I will body slam you.
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fever-dreamer97 · 10 days
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Izuku, in the midst of a competition: And although I’m usually fair, I want to say everyone that vi-
Bakugo: Victory shall be mine!
Izuku, confused:
Bakugo: I heard you practicing in the shower earlier, nerd. You can’t surprise me, letting me into your life was the worst mistake you ever made.
Izuku: Okay, fun take on our relationship.
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fever-dreamer97 · 10 days
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Aizawa: Being a hero is about trial and error. Mic, write that on the board. What you want to avoid is too much trial-
Kaminari: ‘Trail and error?’
Aizawa, looking at the board: What-Mic, you misspelled it.
Present Mic: Oh, sorry. I always have issues with that word.
Bakugo: You’re our ENGLISH teacher.
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fever-dreamer97 · 10 days
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Izuku: So you made homemade salsa?
Bakugo: Hell yeah, and it tastes fantastic. Gimme me some applause, extras!
Todoroki, Kirishima, and Kaminari, clapping:
Izuku:
Bakugo: What?
Izuku: There is an innate pathetic-ness to the sound of exactly three people clapping.
Bakugo: Screw you!
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fever-dreamer97 · 11 days
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Bakugo, handing off a milkshake to Todoroki: Here.
Todoroki: Oh, thanks Bakugo. Uh, did you get me a straw?
Bakugo, digging into bag: Sure here.
Bakugo, pulls his hand out and flips Todoroki off as he walks away:
Todoroki: Oh, okay.
Izuku: Don’t you love how he emotes?
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