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#incorrect boku no hero academia quotes
fever-dreamer97 · 20 hours
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Todoroki: Is Bakugo still ranting?
Izuku: Yeah, I can see him through the window. I can read his lips.
Todoroki: What’s he saying?
Izuku: He’s just yelling and keeps saying how much of a dumb duck some dude named Meku is. Who is Meku?
Todoroki:
Izuku, realizing: I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume he didn’t mean duck, did he?
Todoroki: No, Meku. He didn’t.
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incorrectmyhero · 8 months
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Kirishima: Hi Mrs. Bakugou! I'm here to ask permission to ask out Katsuki :)
Mitsuki: what is this, the dark ages? You know what? No. Since you asked, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.
Masaru: she means yes
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inoxske · 7 months
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kirishima, running up to aizawa: Hypothetically-
aizawa: just tell me what you did
kirishima: the dorm is flooding and denki has to sneeze
aizawa, standing quickly: JESUS-
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incorrectheroquotes · 9 months
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Kirishima: Will you please apologize to Midoriya?
Bakugou: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better, more mature person and that is not the man you fell in love with
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ctrltc · 6 months
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Shinsou: Dating is tough, there are lots of weirdos out there.
Shinsou, on a date: So here's everything I know about the Kantō Massacre.
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hellolonelytorment · 4 months
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Kirishima: “Because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason.
Bakugo: “Because screw you, that’s why” is also acceptable
Mina : “For science” is good too.
Kaminari: Don’t forget “The stars are not in position”.
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kacchaaaaannn · 4 months
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Deku, texting Bakugou: Kacchan! Help I’m being kidnapped!!
Bakugou: Where are you?!
Deku: I’m with some strange person. In a car! HELP!
Bakugou: I’ll call Aizawa!
Aizawa, answering his cell: Y’ello?
Bakugou: Where’s Deku!? They texted me that they were being kidnapped!
Aizawa: Midoriya? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Aizawa:
Aizawa: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Aizawa: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Deku: WHO ARE YOU?!
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pastelrengas · 4 months
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Kaminari: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Deku: Kaminari, no.
Bakugo, nodding: Mistlefoe.
Deku: Please stop encouraging him.
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alien-slushie-art · 2 months
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Deku: Can I at least go semi-lethal?
Eraserhead: >:(
All Might: >:(
Present Mic: >:(
Deku: You never let me shine~
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wonderduo-twinstars · 7 months
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Deku: *does something stupid and gets himself hurt*
Kacchan: After i lovingly nurse you back to health, i’m going to FUCKING KILL YOU, LITTLE PIECE OF-
Deku, in mind: Kacchan is so cute when he's worried
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fever-dreamer97 · 23 hours
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Bakugo: Deku.
Izuku: No.
Bakugo: Deku, just say not now.
Izuku: No.
Bakugo: YOU’RE WASTING TIME.
Izuku, crying as he listens to Blathers talk about fossils: I DON’T WANNA HURT HIS FEELINGS.
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incorrectmyhero · 11 months
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Aizawa: What happened?!
Midoriya: Do you want the long or the short?
Aizawa: Short?
Bakugou: Shit's fucked
Aizawa: Okay, long
Todoroki: Shit's very fucked
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*Vigilante Izuku in Eraser's apartment after getting shot*
Izuku: w-where am I?
Aizawa: chuck-e-cheese
Izuku: *delirious* YOU'RE in chuck-e-cheese?
Aizawa: I live in chuck-e-cheese
Hizashi: *mad that 'Brat' isn't, in fact, a cat Aizawa adopted off the streets* he's the rat
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[At hospital]
Aizawa: [About Midoriya] I’m here for my student
Receptionist: Who’s your student?
Aizawa: You must be new here
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