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txbix-chxn · 5 months

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Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*

Suga: *reaches out to help*

Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*

Suga: That’s not what I——

Suga:

Suga: Okay.

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annzera · 1 year

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Y/N: Do you like me?

Kei: Yes.

Y/N: really? *pouts*

Kei: You really didn't think I would keep up your bullshit and weird 3am thoughts if i didn't love you?

Y/N: OMG you said you love me *tearing up*

Kei, had enough: We've been dating fOR THREE YEARS!

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu tsukishima #haikyuu tsukki #tsukishima kei #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima x you #tsukishima x y/n #kei x reader #kei x y/n #kei x you #incorrect quotes haikyuu #incorrect quotes

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haikyuuublog · 2 years

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Blog Update:

Might start posting on here again besties! don’t know how many blogs are still active on here; I know that I’ve been inactive for a while, but I really miss posting and interacting with you guys. ❤️

I hope everyone is doing well- plz take this wholesome Bokuto image <333

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springstarfangirl · 2 years

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Hinata: You remind me of the ocean. Kageyama: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Tsukishima: Because you're salty and scare people. (Yamaguchi cracking up in the background) Hinata: You're saltier than him. Tsukishima: Well then, just call me the Dead Sea.

#haikyuu!!#incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes haikyuu #incorrect quotes #hinata shoyo #kageyama tobio #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #tsukishima is a salty ass #spring spams memes

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romiyaro · 2 years

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Ukai Jr.: *gives best dating advice

Literally anyone: such great advice but why are you single?

Ukai Jr.: because coaches don't play

#dramatic mic drop #incorrect haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu quotes

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bisonandbubbles · 1 year

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Daichi, entering: What in the world is going on here?

Ennoshita: Uh... we've got a technical problem–

Kinoshita, quietly: Suga

Daichi, confused: He's a problem?

Everyone: yes

#suga from the other side of the gym: well they're not wrong #the problemest problem of all problems #hq #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#scraps of words #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq!! incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes haikyuu #sawamura daichi #ennoshita chikara #kinoshita hisashi #blame it on our english class #incorrect haikyuu!!#incorrect haikyuu!! quotes #hq!!

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chaosverse-mainblog · 1 year

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Probably Moniwa’s first drinking experience during the timeskip-

Moniwa: I didn't drink that much last night.

Kamasaki: You were flirting with Futakuchi.

Moniwa: So what? He’s my boyfriend.

Kamasaki: You asked if he was single.

Kamasaki: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

#moniwa kaname #incorrect quotes haikyuu #kamasaki yasushi

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amezure · 6 months

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Support me on PATREON 🐔💤

#from incorrect quotes #my art #final haikyuu quest #oikawa tooru #kuroo testuro #bokuto koutaro #haikyuu!!

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forusomimiya · 1 year

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"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.

"W-what are you doing?!"

“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.

SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa

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tendou-satori-chocolatier · 5 months

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Iwaizumi: do you want to know your gay name

Oikawa: my... my gay name??

Iwaizumi: yeah, it's your first name-

Oikawa: haha. Very funny iwa-chan-

Iwaizumi, getting down on one knee: -and my last name

Oikawa: oh- oh mY GOD

#and then they got married yay #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #iwaoi

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merlucide · 1 month

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Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

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txbix-chxn · 2 years

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Osamu: If we lose, you’re out of the will.

Atsumu: I was in the will?

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #haikyuu!! incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq!!#hq #haikyū!!#haikyū #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect haikyuu!! quotes #incorrect quotes haikyuu #incorrect quotes haikyuu!!#atsumu miya #miya atsumu #miya osamu #osamu miya #miya twins

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haikyuuublog · 2 years

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Heyyyyyy sorry for posting this randomly at like 2 AM but I hope everyone is doing well <33

Ik I’ve been gone a while; there’s a lot going on rn in my personal life/with my mental health and it’s just hard to stick to tiktok or tumblr rn and to make content when I’m feeling like this. I think for a really long time I prioritized putting out content over myself which was probably not great. But even though I’ve been on break I’m still not doing great so idk.

Idk how in detail to go but- if anyone has any suggestions for how to do better mentally- I’d be very appreciative. I’m so stuck rn and idk how to get better when I can’t seem to make any progress and all the days just blend together. I just don’t wanna feel like this anymore. JSKDKRKD I’m gonna regret venting about this when I wake up tomorrow probably- I’m so wiped rn.

Again I hope everyone’s doing good. Ik I switched to tiktok but I really miss those days when I was super active on blog. It was a super positive experience and even though I’m not that active now, I’ll always be grateful for that time of my life and the people who supported me through it. I might start posting again too here but I’m not sure.

Anywayyyy

Also I posted this tiktok a couple weeks ago I think but it’s relevant lmao

Ok no more vent for me I am gatekeeping oversharing from myself gn everyone <333

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kozukenbsf · 1 year

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NEW HAIKYUU OFFICIAL ART!! IT LOOKS AMAZING OMG

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu kozume #nekoma #they look all so good #i love them #kenma looks so cute #look at kageyama's face lmao #and tsukishima laughing #hinata is adorable as always #oikawa and iwazumi are so hot #bokuto and akaashi are perfect as always #kagehina #bokuaka #kuroken #offical art

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bisonandbubbles · 2 years

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Semi, approaching the office for a chat with the coach, whispering: Is he in a mood?

Tendou, leaving the office after a chat with the coach, whispering back: …it’s not a good mood, but nevertheless, it’s a mood. So yeah, he is.

#semi braced for the worst #it wasn't that bad #nothing worse than he expected anyway before asking satori opinions #anyway #scraps of words #hq #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes haikyuu #tendou satori #semi eita #tensemi #on stories i'll never finish

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chaosverse-mainblog · 1 year

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KamaMoniFuta incorrect quotes

Moniwa, to Kamasaki: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.

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Moniwa: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Kamasaki: Your life?

Moniwa: I- well yes, but-

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Futakuchi: I could kill you if I wanted.

Kamasaki: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

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Kamasaki: H-how do you ask someone out?

Moniwa: Well, first-

Futakuchi: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

Kamasaki: ...And you said yes?

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Futakuchi, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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Kamasaki: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Futakuchi: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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Futakuchi: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Kamasaki: ICARUS?

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Moniwa: Why are you guys acting like this?

Futakuchi: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

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Moniwa: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Futakuchi: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Futakuchi: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Moniwa: ...

Kamasaki, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

#moniwa kaname #incorrect quotes haikyuu #futakuchi kenji #kamasaki yasushi

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