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#haikyuu!! incorrect quotes
txbix-chxn · 4 months
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Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*
Suga: *reaches out to help*
Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*
Suga: That’s not what I——
Suga:
Suga: Okay.
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matsukawa: i think you use silence and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.
iwaizumi: yes, i do.
matsukawa, pointedly looking at Oikawa who’s sleeping on the couch with his head on Iwaizumi’s lap: but it doesn’t always work.
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byelmaoo · 1 year
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HQ!! Duos as babysitters
Oikawa / Iwaizumi
Oikawa: Okay, so what you do is to lift your arms u–
Iwaizumi: Oikawa, he is TWO fucking YEARS OLD do not teach him volleyball
Kageyama / Hinata
Kageyama: Okay, it’s time to feed the child.
Hinata, grabbing bird seeds: I found this laying on the floor, I thought maybe the parents left it for us! They’re so nice. Already preparing so we won’t have a hard time!
Miya Twins ( Atsumu / Osamu )
Osamu: Hey, I got foo– what?
Atsumu, sitting beside the baby: *watching cocomelon*
Atsumu: I hate this job
Bokuto / Akaashi
Akaashi, frantically panicking: B–Bokuto san.. c–careful, put.. put the baby down..
Bokuto: *Holding the baby by her leg*
Bokuto: Look at her baby feet, Akaashi! It’s so cute!
Akaashi: BOKUTO KOUTARO, IF YOU DON’T PUT THE BABY DOWN–
Kuroo / Kenma
Kuroo: Why. Why is (r/n) tied up in his feeding chair?
Kenma: He took my fucking PS5 and roamed around the whole house causing trouble, so I tied him the fuck up.
Kuroo, looking around the house seeing the huge mess and broken items on the floor: We are so gonna get fired..
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bisonandbubbles · 1 year
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Oikawa: Looking for advice!
Makki: sorry you're doing what?
Oikawa: something called “get the second opinion”
Mattsun: ...do you?
Oikawa: Actually, it's more like the 23rd opinion but who cares, right?
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unstablehorsestance · 2 years
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[at Shiratorizawa]
Semi: don't give me that attitude!
Shirabu: you can't tell me what to do, you ain't my mother!
Semi: *aggressively* YES, I AM!
[meanwhile at Karasuno]
Sugawara: Tsukishima, you should eat more.
Tsukishima: you can't tell me what to do, you ain't my mother.
Sugawara: *one hand over chest* *dramatically* yes, I am...
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fidiecoffee · 1 year
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suga: thank you for coming to me, tsukishima. ive been told i give great advice.
tsukishima: dont touch me.
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xxgusuxx · 2 years
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Tendou: Take a look around at the cars. The names on the cars can tell us a lot.
Ushiwaka: I'll keep my eye out for a car named 'Killer Bank Robber Accomplice.'
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Tendou: Four years of playing golf and you're still calling it a golfing stick.
Ushiwaka: It's a stick you use to golf, how is that not accurate?
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Reon: Hey, you have a minute?
Ushiwaka: I believe I have multiple minutes, actually.
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sukunabitchgirl · 9 months
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Omi: ....
Tsumu: ok but hear me out
Omi: no (turns around and walks away)
Tsumu yelling at Omi's back: Why don't you like radishes!!
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amezure · 5 months
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forusomimiya · 11 months
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"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.
"W-what are you doing?!"
“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.
SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa
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Iwaizumi: do you want to know your gay name
Oikawa: my... my gay name??
Iwaizumi: yeah, it's your first name-
Oikawa: haha. Very funny iwa-chan-
Iwaizumi, getting down on one knee: -and my last name
Oikawa: oh- oh mY GOD
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txbix-chxn · 4 months
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Kageyama: What is your biggest fear?
Hinata: Hmm...I don’t know. How about you?
Kageyama: Sure, I can be yours if you want me to.
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iwaizumi: *walking around in tight fitting shirt with godzilla*
matsukawa: you can’t just walk around like that!
iwaizumi: why not?
matsukawa: it’s distracting. people might get hurt.
iwaizumi: what? how?
oikawa: *coming into the gym and immediately walks into the wall after seeing Iwaizumi*
matsukawa: SEE?!?!
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byelmaoo · 1 year
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Tsukishima: If I drown, nobody jumps in to save me.
Suga: .. Tsukish–
Tsukishima: If I die, nobody find a god to ressurect me.
Suga:
Suga: *looks at kghn* what did you do
Hinata: I.. got a 9/35 on my oral test..
Kageyama: I got a 1 on English.
Suga: Out of..?
Kageyama: 50
Suga:
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bisonandbubbles · 1 year
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Mattsun: What's like... the difference between fog and mist?
Makki: Mist is in the morning. Fog is in the evening.
Mattsun:
Makki:
Mattsun: Sounds legit.
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unstablehorsestance · 2 years
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Osamu: you are a warrior.
Akaashi: yes, I am a worrier.
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