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Oikawa, texting his big sis: im taking iwa-chan home take down the poster of kong stepping on godzilla from my room
Oikawa: AND HURRY UP
Tomiko: what do you give me in return?
Oikawa: dont screw with me now if he sees it again hes going to kill me before we do anything and IM FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AWAY
Tomiko: the stracciatella ice cream that u have hidden at the back of the freezer
Oikawa: No.
Tomiko: cool the poster stays then
Oikawa: okay u damn bastard selfish KEEP THE FUCKING ICE CREAM BUT REMOVE THE POSTER
Tomiko: its a pleasure doing deals with you, tooru-chan
#iwaoi#oikawa tooru#iwaizumi hajime#Oikawa sister#iwaoi incorrect quotes#incorrect hq quotes#incorrect haikyuu quotes#haikyuu incorrect quotes#Oikawa family
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iwaizumi: *walking around in tight fitting shirt with godzilla*
matsukawa: you can’t just walk around like that!
iwaizumi: why not?
matsukawa: it’s distracting. people might get hurt.
iwaizumi: what? how?
oikawa: *coming into the gym and immediately walks into the wall after seeing Iwaizumi*
matsukawa: SEE?!?!
#iwaoi#oikawa tooru#iwaizumi hajime#haikyuu!!#haikyuu oikawa#oikawa x iwaizumi#haikyuu iwaizumi#iwaizumi x oikawa#haikyuu!! incorrect quotes#aoba jōsai#haikyuu matsukawa#iwaoi incorrect quotes
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“You came.” Hajime breathes out, eyes widening whilst his lips curl into a smile.
He’s really here, all the way from Argentina, the handsome bastard.
His handsome bastard.
“You call—”Tooru starts to get out before failing and laughing his ass off because he has the humour of a 10 year old boy.
#iwaoi#iwaoi incorrect quotes#archive of our own#oikawa tooru#iwaizumi x oikawa#iwaizumi hajime#haikyuu#haikyuu!!
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Are iwaoi neighbours bc I can imagine them yelling through walls rather than texting or visiting or anything
Oikawa: *runs to the room closest to Iwaizumi's house* IWA!!!!
Iwaizumi, in the room closest to Oikawa's house: WHAT??
Oikawa: WHATS THE ANSWER TO QUESTION TWO???
Iwaizumi: TWENTY THREE
Oikawa: THANKS
Iwaizumi: NO PROBLEM NOW GO TO SLEEP
Oikawa's parents, asleep bc it is 2am:
#theyre best friends your honour#iwaoi#iwaoi incorrect quotes#haikyuu!!#hq ships#oikawa tōru#iwaizumi hajime
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Iwaizumi: do you want to know your gay name
Oikawa: my... my gay name??
Iwaizumi: yeah, it's your first name-
Oikawa: haha. Very funny iwa-chan-
Iwaizumi, getting down on one knee: -and my last name
Oikawa: oh- oh mY GOD
#and then they got married yay#haikyuu#haikyuu incorrect quotes#incorrect haikyuu quotes#incorrecthaikyuu#haikyuuanime#haikyuuincorrect#iwaoi
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Oikawa: We’re going to improve our relationships in this team by telling each other-
Hanamaki: Mattsun, I would kill for you.
Matsukawa, moved: Man, me too
Kyoutani, looking at Yahaba: Weak. I have killed for you
Yahaba: Oh. Well, I could probably kill for you too
Oikawa, looking at Iwaizumi and waiting:
Iwaizumi:
Iwaizumi:
Iwaizumi: Keep staring at me and I will kill you
#haikyuu#iwaoi#aoba johsai#oikawa tooru#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa toru#haikyuu!!#aoba jōsai#hanamaki takahiro#matsukawa issei#kyoutani kentarou#yahaba shigeru#matsuhana#kyouhaba#aoba josai#incorrect quotes#haikyuu incorrect quotes
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Oikawa: *Screams*
Iwaizumi: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Hanamaki: Should we do something?
Matsukawa, observing: No I want to see who wins this
#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu incorrect quotes#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#hanamaki takahiro#matsukawa issei#matsuhana#iwaoi
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Has this been done before or what?
#haikyuu!!#oikawa tooru#oikawa#iwaoi#miya atsumu#atsumu#sakuatsu#haikyuu memes#haikyuu incorrect quotes#hq imagines#hq memes
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iwaizumi: i'm into men
oikawa: omg im into men as well
iwaizumi: i thought you were into women?
oikawa: woman are hot as well
oikawa: anyone that i find attractive, i will date
iwaizumi: ah, so you're pan
oikawa: do i look like a fucking cooking utensil to you, iwa-chan?
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Oikawa: if i dont survive tomorrow's operation i want u to know that ill never forgive u if u fall in love again
Oikawa: in fact u should mourn for a minimum of 13 years iwachan
Oikawa: but i want u to be so happy okay
Oikawa: not in love yet but happy
Iwaizumi: they're just going to remove your wisdom teeth tooru tf are u saying now
#iwaoi#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#oikawa x iwaizumi#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu incorrect quotes#incorrect haikyuu quotes#iwaoi incorrect quotes#incorrect hq quotes
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matsukawa: these two bicker like an old married couple.
iwaizumi: we ARE married couple!
oikawa: who are you calling old?!
#iwaoi#oikawa tooru#iwaizumi hajime#haikyuu!!#haikyuu oikawa#oikawa x iwaizumi#haikyuu iwaizumi#iwaizumi x oikawa#haikyuu!! incorrect quotes#haikyuu matsukawa#iwaoi incorrect quotes
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Oikawa: I wonder if the fish know that they live inside water
Iwaizumi: please go to sleep
Oikawa: What if for them that's the sky and not water? And for them the fish are us?
Iwaizumi:
Iwaizumi: are you finished?
Oikawa: God I feel sorry for them I don't want to eat them anymore
Iwaizumi: Tooru damn it's 3 o'clock in the morning go to sleep
#d3klexpost#haikyuu#haikyū!!#haikyuu incorrect quotes#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#oikawa x iwaizumi#haikyuu iwaoi#iwaoi fluff#iwaoi#incorrect quotes#ハイキュー!!#及川徹#岩泉一
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#kuroo tetsurou#kozume kenma#kuroken#bokuto koutarou#akaashi keiji#bokuaka#miya atsumu#sakusa kiyoomi#sakuatsu#yachi hitoka#hinata shouyou#kageyama tobio#kagehina#oikawa tooru#iwazumi hajime#iwaoi#sugawara koushi#haikyuu!!#incorrect haikyuu quotes#incorrect quotes#characters as tumblr posts
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Oikawa: accept your flaws, you'll feel better. It worked for me.
Iwaizumi: you accepted your flaws?
Oikawa: god, no. I accepted yours.
#canon interaction#haikyuu#haikyuu incorrect quotes#incorrect haikyuu quotes#incorrecthaikyuu#haikyuuanime#haikyuuincorrect#iwaoi
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Oikawa: You know who I think is the ugliest guy in the school? That Hajime Iwaizumi! You know what I would give him on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty... I would give him an 8... 8.5 or a 9... not, not over a 9.8 ‘cos there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it!
#source: a very potter musical#haikyuu!!#anime#incorrect quotes#haikyuu#hq anime#incorrectquote#haikyuuincorrectquote#hinatashoyou#tsukishima kei#hq oikawa#iwaizumi x oikawa#oikawa tooru#iwaoi#iwaizumi hajime
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Oikawa: Iwa-chan, I’m sad
Iwaizumi: *holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay
Hanamaki: Matsukawa, I’m sad
Matsukawa, nodding: Mood
#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu incorrect quotes#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#hanamaki takahiro#matsukawa issei#iwaoi#matsuhana
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