Osamu: Do ya have any skeletons in yer closet? Suna: Do you mean literally or figuratively? Osamu: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Whenever I say "we", I am referring to both myself and the mental illness.

Suna Rintaro, probably

Atsumu: Well, well, well, if it isn't my old friend... Atsumu: The realization that I fucked up real bad.

Kiyoomi: You use more emojis than anyone I know. Atsumu: I have a lot of emojions. I'm emojional.

Kiyoomi, drunk: Miya has such beautiful eyes. I love him. Atsumu: ... Kiyoomi: Don't tell him I said that, ok? Atsumu, smiling fondly: Ok, Omi-kun, I won't.

Osamu, smacking two pieces of bread on either side of Atsumu's face: What are ya?! Atsumu: A snack. Osamu: No.

*Playing D&D* Atsumu: Can I fuck the tree? Suna, the dm: What- Atsumu: Imma roll to fuck the tree Atsumu: *gets 14 + 8* Atsumu: 22 Suna: The... you seduce the tree and it somehow works? Anyway, You fucked a tree. Congratulations, you have splinters in your dick

Random homophobe: Satan will punish you for your sins! Atsumu: Kinky, give him my address

Osamu: That's it, I'm leaving. Atsumu: No, please don't- Osamu: And I'm taking the braincell with me. Atsumu: NO SAMU PLEASE!

Kita: Where are Osamu and Suna? Atsumu: Playing hide and seek Kita: Where? Atsumu: I don't know, that's how it works!

over the phone Suna: Where are you? Osamu: At the hospital, Tsumu swallowed a cherry pit Suna: Well, it's not like he's going to grow a cherry tree in his stomach Osamu: Osamu: We'll be back in 10 minutes

Osamu: *hands a bowl of soup to Suna* One side of Osamu's brain: Careful, it's hot The other side of Osamu's brain: here's your soup Osamu: Careful, it's soup

Suna: I've decided I'm planning a wedding. Osamu: Whose? Suna: Sakusa and Atsumu's. Osamu: They're engaged?! Suna: Not yet.

Meian: *pulls out a box* Meian: We're going to put things that we love in the box. Bokuto: Can I put Hinata in the box? Meian: No. Atsumu: Can I put Hinata in the box? Meian: No. Kiyoomi, just going along: Can I- Meian: NO ONE IS PUTTING HINATA IN THE BOX! Hinata, already in the box: ???

Atsumu: Day 5 without internet. Atsumu: The hardest part of the day so far is using the bathroom without my phone. Atsumu: I have resorted to reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Atsumu: So, I've found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil. Kiyoomi: And that is? Atsumu: If they dislike Samu's cooking, they're evil. Kiyoomi, nodding in agrerement: Yeah, okay, that's pretty logic.

Kiyoomi: I can't help you, Meian. I'm stuck. Meian: Just move Miya off of your lap, he won't wake up. Kiyoomi: Absolutely not! I'm not a monster!