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catch-the-wind · 3 years

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when reader is sick hc's

finally posting writing here so true

n e ways okay so i’m brainrotting about the genshin charas taking care of their s/o’s when they’re sick 🥺 and now i'm feeling sick, sigh

ohm and sulien ambros belong to @teyvattherapist! they're such good chara's, i know i'm writing them here but i deffo recommend reading up on them

okay here u go, have some hc's that are kinda sorta long and by that i mean 2.5k- i haven't proofread this bc it's 4am and im going to BED but if i write for any other chara's i'll post a second part <3 mwah

tags: gn!reader, diluc x reader, kaeya x reader, jean x reader, lisa x reader, albedo x reader, dainsleif x reader, tartaglia x reader, ohm ambros x reader, sulien ambros x reader, soft bean hours

diluc

is not working or traveling when his partner is sick

absolutely makes them soup and hot tea and drinks

he’s trying to make them food but he’s not the best cook so he’s asking adelinde for help

absolutely asks jean, barbara, and ohm for help while his partner is sleeping but he’s so awkward LMAO

was absolutely frantic the first day he found out his partner was sick tho, he made them come over to the winery so they could sleep there and he can take care of them <3

absolutely lied about what room was his so they slept in his bed

“hmm this guest room is so furnished diluc are all your rooms like this” and no, no they are not, this room is his, bestie

diluc slept on a sofa in his bedroom and did work on the table that was supposed to be for flowers. kinda stressed over abyss order locations but was more worried ab his partner being okay so he was distracted

he just put the flowers on his nightstand for his partner to see when they woke up <3

gives his partner forehead kisses because they won’t let him kiss them on the lips and he gives them the gentlest cheek kisses while they sleep

also gives his partner his clothes to wear <3

cuddles them and reads to them when they’re awake and TEMPLE KISSES OH MY GOD

kaeya comes over because he’s worried his brother and his brother’s s/o haven’t been seen in a little while

n e way, diluc gets sick after his partner gets better and they nursed each other back to health

kaeya

like diluc, he took off work so he could take care of his s/o i,mediately after he found out they were sick

wouldn’t force them to stay at his place tho, he’d probably let them recover in their own place

but he might make them go to the kof hq or the cathedral just so they can be taken care of by a proper healer

he absolutely soothes their fevers and stuff w cryo and also the man can heal himself w his elem skill ofc he can fix someone if he tries hard enough <3

he gives kisses no matter how much his partner says not to but he’ll also give them butterfly kisses so it’s soft moments too~ sigh, ur too cute alberich

asks ohm and barbara and albedo and lisa for potions and such to help his partner feel better but he’s really lowkey so he doesn’t seem SUPER worried

he just hates seeing his partner not feeling so well </3

refreshes his partner’s vase of flowers at their bedside every day

brings home work so he can watch over his partner. he can’t cook super well either so he asks for help and brings stuff home from good hunter too

jean was okay to let kaeya off of work and diluc would never admit it (man practically swore everyone to secrecy smh) but he helped take up some of kaeya’s duties in his stead

and kae, the alcoholic, didn’t even drink while his partner was sick bc he was lowkey worried they would need his help w smth and he didn’t want to be drunk just in case <3

many cuddles despite protests of getting him sick <3

jean

absolutely uses her healer skills to make her partner feel better

panicked when they were still sick and thought it was her fault </3 she asked barbara and ohm for help and they just told jean to relax a bit bc her partner was sick and it wasn’t going to be a quick fix

wanted to take off work but didn’t, so she just brought her work with her

kaeya and ohm very kindly took up her other duties where she had to leave so she could be w her partner

her partner is staying in the kof hq where they get access to ohm and barbara comes to visit <3 but also so that jean can sleep comfortably enough close by bc you cannot tell me this woman does not sometimes sleep in her office or the library and barely makes it to the kof dormitories sometimes

she’s so worried the entire time, she’s probably got a few gray hairs and a new frown line smh

she has clothes that aren’t her work clothes???? it’s so foreign seeing her in stuff like pajamas. you didn’t even know jean owned pajamas

jean sets them up in her bed at home (yeah she has a place outside of the kof hq??? it’s surprising) but it’s a big bed so they can rest and she’ll have the lamp on her side on while she sits up and does work

absolutely dotes on them. she’s good at making foods that make them feel better, she’s just a good healer that way <3

albedo, klee, venti, kaeya, lisa, and ohm all come over to check on jean and co and make sure everyone is doing okay <3 lots of food brought

if jean was asked to sing to her partner normally, she probably wouldn’t bc she’d probably get embarrassed but i think she probably sounds v good and venti would give her his lyre to try out a musical instrument too. but also she’d read to her partner and they’d probably fall asleep together uwu

lisa

works part time hours at the library so she can go visit her s/o

probably asks them to stay at the kof hq for easier access to medical assistance and plus she’s almost always there

“cutie” but worried and very 🥺 (pleading emoji)

makes soup and potions and reads to her partner until they fall asleep

also super playful omg she’s still got a smile on and is full of affection while she walks her fingers up her partner’s arm to their face so she can cup their cheek

she’ll make her partner laugh and smile and blush even when they’re sick, but she makes them laugh until they cough sometimes and immediately feels so bad

jean, barbara, kaeya, albedo and ohm all come to visit with different foods and soups and medicines and such

klee comes knocking and gives lisa some good fisherman’s toast and asks lisa’s s/o if they want to hug dodoco b/c that always makes klee feel better

purple roses galore, lisa has them in her partner’s room and they’ve got a potion to make the. uh. sniffer? to make the sniffer feel better. don’t ask me how, idk but she would find a way to make them physically feel better with flowers

reads to her partner ofc, and she tells them stories ab her own life and time at sumeru sans the crazies

worried looks when her s/o is sleeping but also the softest smiles when they wake up pls-

albedo

cutest lil frown on his face when he finds out his partner is sick

immediately they are taken home and he’s testing to confirm what’s wrong w them and what he can do to speed up their recovery

he’s more distracted than usual at work but he’s coming over to your place all the time w what paperwork he can do

also sketches his partner while they don’t know. he’s got lots of beautiful candids of his partner sleeping, looking out the window, falling asleep, reading, even drinking water. he’s made the most mundane things look captivating

kaeya and ohm come to check on albedo when he doesn’t show up for work after a few days and it’s bc he’s taking care of his s/o with food and soup and alchemical potions and shit. and when kae and ohm come in, they find his partner opening the door wrapped in a blanket while albedo is asleep cuddling the pillow they left bc he stayed up the night before making soup and reading to them

klee has camped out on his partner’s couch, she helps w the cooking too~ she absolutely lets them hug dodoco and gives them a treasure to feel better too LOL

many kisses from klee and albedo, and they also go out to get treats for albedo’s partner too

domestic albedo cooking in his partner’s kitchen and for once it isn’t some alchemical potion that he might blow up the stove with

tartaglia

takes off work entirely but BOY OH BOY is he stir crazy smh

brings his partner to his apartment to rest <3

he’s so worried ab his s/o that he makes all the sick ppl food the first day, orders from wanmin restaurant when his partner wants smth different, and also gets toys and such to entertain them otherwise

also reads to his partner but, again, he gets stir crazy after a while

absolutely does workouts and katas in the living room and phew shirtless tartaglia working out? gets the heart rate up for sure ahem

rushes to his partner tho omg- need soup? water? a trip to the bathroom? another blanket? he goes to them the MOMENT he hears them moving around. absolutely dotes on them <3

his family knows ab his partner and he’s probably written letters ab them being sick~ his family sent snezhnayan herbs and flowers and medicines and such

zhongli comes around because he wants sugar daddy!tartaglia with tea and medicine from bubu pharmacy. hu tao is in tow with well wishes and a “hope i don’t find you at work!” which is. a little worrying because aren’t you just a little sick-

many kisses from tartaglia because he is Needy and he’ll absolutely get sick from cuddling his partner while they sleep

also he’ll probably just like. envelop his partner while they sleep. they’re all cuddled into him and he’s actually so warm it’s nice bc they’re cold w a fever and he’s living for comforting them

he’s so worried tho, he’s got the frowny face and he’s so adorable but he just doesn’t want his partner to feel sick

dainsleif

the man camps in ruins, he’s going to his partner’s house smh

he doesn’t go into the church either LOL so expect him in his partner’s home making dinner and doing their grocery shopping thanks

he would get ohm and barbara to come over tho <3 “fix them please” but also “how can i fix them”

is so dead set on making sure his partner takes their medicine at the right times, he’s so soft for them and them alone

cooks soup and old recipes he barely remembers from khaenri’ah. he doesn’t really get sick, so he doesn’t remember these ones too clearly. deffo brings back old memories he’d long forgotten

reads to his partner and tells them old stories of how the world used to be, his travels, gives them the gossip on a certain khaenri’ahn but doesn’t give away the name

ohm comes over with medicine and lollipops bc dain is so unlikely to go to the cathedral to get barbara smh

but also dain, so self-sufficient, is unlikely to want to ask for help, so ohm just goes to help anyway

dain with the old khaenri’ahn lullabies and tucking his partner into his arms and singing quietly while he holds them and rocks them to sleep

dain is immortal, he’s giving his partner kisses bc “i’m immortal, ofc i won’t get sick”

he got sick

but his s/o nursed him back to health and then there were smooches the end

ohm ambros

the doctor with his ill lover oh my god

he’s frowny, he’s taking care of his partner at his home in springvale and his home clinic is open to everyone else. but everyone knows his partner is the first priority LOL

kaeya and albedo come over to see if ohm is okay or if his house needs to be checked up on. they’re wondering if he went on a last-minute expedition to sumeru and didnt tell them

diluc comes over too, he’s just checking up on his best friend but he’s also stealing a cherry lollipop smh. he heard from kae that ohm’s partner is sick tho, so he brings some soup and good food over from adelinde. he also brings some of his own specialty food tho, the once upon a time in mondstadt <3

sulien sending letters to his big brother to see if his brother’s s/o is okay

ohm is also just super protective of his partner, there are not many people who come into his life who he loves and lets in in the first place. he’s absolutely trying to heal them with his own vitality, so their recovery is much shorter than initially expected

barbara also comes over w jean to check up on ohm and co, complete w a goody basket of soup, a teddy bear, flowers, and books

ohm reading to his partner <3 he’s got such a soothing voice even if his accent is wack LMAO. he’s reading stories and even his paperwork because just his presence is comforting

he puts his hands on his partner’s forehead to soothe the fever goodbye

ohm will not sing for his s/o simply bc he doesn’t think he sounds v good. and he probably doesn’t but it would be so cute to hear him try and please ohm? 🥺

n e way i want smooches idc if i’m sick KISS ME OHM AMBROS

sulien ambros

when he finds out his partner is sick, the man blinks like twice and then suggests so calmly that they go to his apartment in liyue

man does not sleep normally, he’s just going to nurse his partner back to health and read during their recovery. fruit tart can cover his duties for him <3

sulien cooks for his partner tho, he’s making soup and stuff and getting medicine from bubu’s pharmacy. he’s also picking up books on the way home but some of them are to be read to his partner so it’s okay-

like tartaglia, sulien works out while his partner rests and goes to them if he hears them moving around. he’s reading to his partner and not so frowny, but the slightest furrow of this man’s brow is already such a big expression of his concern <3

sends letters to ohm asking for advice ab how to help his partner feel better. ohm just sends a letter back with “i’m coming” and shows up within the day LMAO

reads to his partner, and the monotony of his voice is soothing and lulls them to sleep. he just looks at them affectionately (well affectionate for him) and presses a kiss to their forehead before finishing the story on his own and in his head

tartagalicious comes over and brings food, flowers and a teddy bear with some of sandrone’s paperwork but he sends a smile to sulien’s partner with some well wishes

scara comes over too just to visit and check to see where sandrone is, but scara is a grumpy bean so he just says “feel better” all brooding and like it’s a command to one of the fatui subordinates LOL

sulien like ohm uses his cold hands to soothe his partner’s fever and also gives them forehead kisses <3

Edit: a link to part 2

#genshin impact x reader #diluc x reader #kaeya x reader #jean x reader #lisa x reader #albedo x reader #dainsleif x reader #tartaglia x reader #childe x reader #ohm ambros x reader #sulien ambros x reader #lane's ocs #genshin fluff #hc's #lyz.writes #i'm finally posting here omg #so many tags...#goodNIGHT

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smellslikemultifandomimagines · 3 years

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Hi idk if you’ve ever done a nsfw alphabet with brett but if you have could you do one for perish if you write for him idk if you do or not I’m kinda new here so I don’t know much

pairing: jordan parrish x fem!reader

warnings: smut → NSFW alphabet

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smut night has finished for the week - thanks for participating!

requests are open🖤

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smut night masterlist 💦

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

jordan is literally the softest person in Beacon Hills

so you can expect the aftercare to the most softest, cutest thing ever

he'd so so caring and tender to your body

would run you baths, take your pain away

literally would be so soft

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

your lips!

he loves kissing them every chance he gets

would love feeling them graze over his chest and stomach, and especially his cock

would love how they fall agape as you let out moans

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

i think parrish is someone who doesn't expect you to cum all the time - some people can't and he understands that

though when it happens, it fills him with such pride bc he did that to you

he would try and get you to cum, but wouldn't push it if you can't

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

honestly i think that because his senses are heightened, it would drive him feral when he can smell the arousal on you

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

since he is a bit older, i'd say he's had his fair share of experience with different women

though this makes him a better lover though bc he understands that everyone and their bodies are different, so what might feel good for one partner might not feel good for another

in that respect, he's very quick to learn what you like and don't like

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

both of you sitting of your knees as he fucks you from behind

its just so intimate to him and he and hold you tight against him

also gives him easy access to your breasts and clit lol

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i think talking is part of his charm

and honestly one of the best types of sex are when you're both giggling and having such a good time together

like it's not much, but it makes such a difference when you compare your own previous partners

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

that man is groomed to the max

i think parrish is a person who really cares about how he looks, especially when it comes to body hair - i mean have you seen his freshly shaven face ahaha

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

super super cute!!

parrish always wears his heart on his sleeve and would take extra precautions when trying a new position, stopping periodically to ask if you're okay

he'd be so cute during your first time together as a couple too!

i mean going all out - rose petals scattered all over the apartment that lead to the bedroom and was all over the bed, candles, soft music in the background

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Parrish would only jack off when he's been away from you for a while and knows he's not going to be able to visit you anytime soon

you'd both be into phone sex which i think keeps the intimacy alive too

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

would 100% have a praise kink for either one of you - would love praising and being praised

fucking in his uniform

a little bit of dry humping too lol

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

the shared bedroom

couch

kitchen

anywhere in the house honestly

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

omg when you're so good to him - like taking care of him when he's had a rough day at work or dealing with hellhound/general supernatural stuff

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

probably anal tbh

no intense kinks for parrish - i think he believes sex is between two people and not with toys lol

parrish isn't into public sex - like i said, he loves the intimacy of just you two so having someone walk in would totally ruin the moment

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Parrish loves going down on you - having you pull his hair, whimper praises and soft curses

he loves treating you like royalty and giving you all that you deserve

but my god he loves when you go down on him too

the way your lips wrap around his cock makes his eyes roll in the utmost pleasure

he'd cum pretty quickly too - you'd simply feel too good

especially when you deep throat him lol

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

i think he's more slow and sensual

like i said before, parrish loves taking his time with you

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

not really actually

parrish likes to take his time with you

i think the only exception would be before work for either one of you lol

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

yes and no

yes in different positions and power balances

but no with toys with any overboard kinks really

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

i think it's about 1-2 rounds, depending on how much you can take

he could go for more, but he doesn't want to hurt you so he keeps it at a reasonable number of rounds lmao

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

probably not tbh

i think sex with parrish is more about the two of you rather than with toys - he likes the one to get you off

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I think he can be a tease sometimes, especially when it's been awhile since the last time you guys had sex

like i said, he loves taking his time with you and that can mean teasing the hell out of you sometimes

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

You know what, I think Parrish is really vocal

I don't think he'd be quite even from the beginning and it's his way of letting you know that he's enjoying it - especially when you give him head

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Seeing you in lingerie he's just like :o

he wouldn't have a preference as to what type - literally anything you wear would be perfect

but if he had to pick at least one of your lingerie sets, it would definitely have to be a body suit

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

average length but girthy ya know

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Parrish is a busy guy and he's having to pay attention to so many things from his work to the supernatural world

but 😗☝🏻

when you're around, his attention is on you lol

i don't think you'd have sex pretty often so i suppose just average?? idk

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

pretty quickly aahah

i think he'd exhaust his energy and cuddle into you

it wouldn't take long for his eyes to fall heavy and eventually fall into a deep sleep lol

#jordan parrish #jordan parrish smut #jordan parrish x reader #jordan parrish x reader smut #teen wolf #teen wolf smut #smut night

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inevitably-johnlocked · 3 years

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Funny, Crack and Humour Fics (Part 1)

I’ve been reading your johnlock fan fic recs for quite sometimes and it had been amazing!!

Can you suggest me some fics which are funny and smutty?or just fun to read?

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jonlokfe asked: Hi Steph, do you have a fan fiction Johnlock humor? O partys with scotland yard?

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Hi Lovelies!

Ahh, I’ve gotten a lot of requests lately for funny fics, and I’ve decided to finally just update it. I did a list a LONG time ago, but just never updated it since then. So I guess that’s what I’m doing this time around!

Because I have SO MANY FICS that all the links disappeared, I’m going to release this list in 2 Parts: First half is today, and next weekend I’ll post up the other half of the list <3

So enjoy this week’s list: the shorter fics :)

FUNNY, CRACK, and HUMOUR FICS (Part 1)

See also: Funny and Fluffy Stories

This Kiss by suitesamba (T, 731 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Drunkenness, Angst, Stag Night) – Stag Night - back at 221B - in a world where Mrs. Hudson doesn’t interrupt the guessing game with the client. Part 1 of The “This” Series

Reunited by MockJayPhoenix12 (K, 753 w., 1 Ch. || Friendship, Humour, Reunion) – Everything is falling right back into place, but it’s just a little too quick for John. One-shot, drabble, non-slash.

Cigarettes and Shampoo by laura0506 (T, 783 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Friendship) – John goes to the shops to meet someone he wasn’t supposed to.

Concussions And Good Old Fashioned Awkwardness by Belldere (K+, 894 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Hospitals, Mild John Whump, Misunderstandings, Platonic Relationship, Concussions, Not-Gay John, Possessive Sherlock) – When John lands himself in hospital… again, all he wants is to just get out of there as soon as possible, too bad his doctor has other ideas about where John may be getting his injuries. Good thing concussions make everything strangely funnier.

A Need To Know Basis by mattsloved1 (G, 934 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Romance) – As the cab door shut firmly, the DI had yelled out they were to make an appearance at Scotland Yard the next day. It was while John watched London pass by that it happened.

Tidying Up by mattsloved1 (K+, 951 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Friendship) – John comes home to a thoroughly cleaned flat. Or so it seems.

Realisation by Susie.Donym (K+, 957 w., 1 Ch. || Sally POV, Pre-Slash / Friendship, Humour) – It takes her a while but Sally finally makes a huge realisation.

Texts and Tea by JillianWatson1058 (K, 959 w., 1 Ch. || Friendship, Texting, Humour, Fluff, POV John, Cranky John) – A John who is woken up at 2:30 in the morning is not a happy John. Sherlock, frankly, doesn’t care. He just wants his tea.

My Unfortunately Average Sized Cranium by Haelia (K+, 996 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Headache, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Implied Past Drug Use, Doctor John) – In which Sherlock has a migraine. ALMOST Johnlock. Not quite.

Secrets by 796116311389 (G, 1,084 w., 1 Ch. || Drunk Sherlock, Drunk Confessions, Angst, Fluff, Happy Ending, Pining Sherlock) – “He is the best person in the world and sometimes I get sad because I’m not. Not his best person.”

Mizzle by MrsNoggin (K, 1,233 w., 1 Ch || Friendship, Fluff, Platonic Johnlock, Humour, Slice of Life) – John can’t decide if it’s raining or not. Sherlock doesn’t understand.

Hallucinations can’t open doors by Bespectacled dreamer (K+, 1,330 w., 1 Ch. || Reunion, Hurt / Comfort, Friendship, Hallucinations, John’s Wedding, Light Humour) – In which John gets married and Sherlock gets a broken nose.

God Save The Queen by Alice Day (K+, 1,398 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Mystery, Friendship) – Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.

Out on da pull by I-O-U-a-picture (T, 1,375 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Friendship) – John going ‘out on da pull’ and getting so close to getting digits so many times but Sherlock just conveniently keeps turning up prattling on about eyeballs in the microwave…

Three Ways Sherlock Conformed to His Stereotype by Jennistar1 (K+, 1,445 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Cranky Sherlock) – “It’s a hat.” / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. “Yes. I can see that.” / “It’s called a deerstalker.”

You Should Have Let Me Sleep! by theraggedypond (T, 1,542 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Sleepy Sherlock, Cranky Sherlock, Domestics) – After a three day case with no sleep and hardly any food, Sherlock is recovering from it by playing comatose. John finds out what happens when you wake up London’s favorite consulting detective.

Happy Birthday John by Starlight05 (K, 1,580 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Friendship, John’s Birthday, Shopping, 3rd Person POV John) – When an important date comes up, Sherlock finds himself doing something he never has before - shopping! But will he succeed and manage to get his best friend a present?

and yes I said yes I will Yes by Mithen (T, 1,662 w., 1 Ch. || Fluff, Humour, Est. Rel. Marriage Proposal) – Sherlock has deduced that John is going to propose to him, and he’s ready to accept. If only John would actually get around to it…

You Can Imagine The Christmas Dinners by johnsarmylady (T, 1,780 w., 1 Ch. || Friendship, Family, Introspection, Fluff, Post-ASIP) – Set the morning after a Study in Pink, John sits and contemplates Mycroft’s words.

In Which John is a BAMFy MoFo, OMG! by Kantayra (T, 1,835 w., 1 Ch. || Humour) – John’s BAMFness and Sherlock’s damsel-in-distress act are caught forever on camera. So Scotland Yard can mock. A lot.

The Video Footage by bitchinblackframedglasses (K, 1,894 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Friendship, Fluff, ASiB Missing Scene) – What exactly DID Lestrade film Sherlock doing in A Scandal in Belgravia? Sherlock wants to know, and John tells him.

The Adventure of the Mysterious Appearance of Tissues by Gwen’s Blue Box (K+, 1,910 w., 1 Ch. || Fluff, Humour, Sick John, Caring Sherlock, Hurt/Comfort) – In which there is a case, John has caught a cold and is not interested in investigating, Mrs Hudson is away and Sherlock does the shopping.

Baskerville After Dark by Ttime42 (T, 1,921 w., 1 Ch. || THoB, Friendship, Humor, Bed Sharing, Missing Scenes, Cranky John, Cuddles) – John and Sherlock have to share a bed at Baskerville. Gen, but can be preslash.

Text Me When It’s Over by immaculately-flawed (K+, 1,937 w., 1 Ch. || Friendship, Humour, Post-TRF, Texting, Sort-Of Pining Sherlock) – After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them… Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

Cards by Caighlee (K+, 1,954 w., 1 Ch. || Friendship, Humour, Games) – Sherlock has been without a case for a few days and Molly’s suggested experiment - something with a pig head (ew) - is losing it’s appeal. Can John come up with something that’ll distract Sherlock for a bit longer? And how did John pull off that card trick? Sherlock’ll never know because a magician never tells a secret. Except maybe when faced with a smiling Consulting Detective.

The Perfect Place by SilverSmile (K+, 1,955 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Romance, 5 and Ones, Fluff, Experiments, Bed Sharing) – Sherlock attempts to find the perfect place to sleep, but his little experiment proves to be far more difficult than expected.

They’re Taking My Wisdom by whitchry9 (K+, 1,939 w., 1 Ch. || Hurt/Comfort, Drugging, Dentists, Friendship, Anxious Sherlock, Humour) – Sherlock goes to the dentist. Of course, being Sherlock, things have to be complicated. Oh and drugs. They’re always fun.

Foresight by niffler09 (K, 2,015 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Friendship, Holmes Brother Bickering) – It’s raining and neither John nor Sherlock have an umbrella so they huddle under Sherlock’s coat. And then Mycroft walks past and makes smartass remarks.

Caught in the Act – by Mycroft by ShirleyCarlton (E, 2,040 w., 1 Ch. || Unintended Voyeurism, Mycroft’s POV, Blow Job, Humour) – Mycroft had only planted the camera for Sherlock’s own good, simply to keep an eye on his little brother and make sure he was alright. He hadn’t quite meant to see his brother this content, however… Part 4 of Caught In The Act

Never Have I Ever by Hannelore-Grace (T, 2,073 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Friendship, Drinking Games) – In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.

Denial Isn’t Just a River in Egypt by satanatemycat (T, 2,107 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Friendship, Texting, Bored/Cranky Sherlock) – In which John makes a bet with a co-worker. If he wins, she shuts up about him and Sherlock being a couple. If he loses… well, that doesn’t matter, because he won’t lose. Because he and Sherlock ARE NOT a couple. Right?

The Imminent Danger of a Tumblr-Night by Loveismyrevolution (T, 2,135 w., 1 Ch. || Tumblr Fics, Friends to Lovers, Sherlock is Out of His Depth, Humour, Fluff, Pining Sherlock, Military Kink, POV Sherlock) – Sherlock gets into trouble when he pretends to know all about John’s favourite social media site - tumblr. To save face he seeks help from one of the bloggers and gains more answers than he had aimed for.

At Least Make It Interesting by amythedork (K, 2,140 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Angst) – “You’ve reached Sherlock Holmes. For the love of God, if you’re going to leave a message, at least make it an interesting one. If this is Mycroft, then piss off.” / A series of voicemails John left Sherlock throughout their time together.

The Case of the Missing Blogger by nicknack22 (K, 2,147 w., 1 Ch. || Fluff, Humour, Friendship, Worried / Anxious Sherlock) – Alternately titled, The Case of the Oblivious Consulting Detective. In which Sherlock comes out of his mind palace to discover John missing. 221B does not fair well as a result.

Spilt Milk by Erin Giles (K+, 2,222 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort) – John comes back from a trip to the supermarket only to take a trip up the stairs. Both shopping and blood are spilled leaving Sherlock to play the role of Doctor.

A Study in Lace by KarlyAnne (E, 2,320 w., 1 Ch. || Established Relationship, Crafty Sherlock, Tiny Lace Panties / Lingerie, Domestics, Experiments, Oral, Masturbation) – “Why do you suppose he was doing that?” “Why do I suppose who was doing what?” “The room. The lace. The secrecy. He was playing with fire in everything he did, and didn’t care one bit. But he had a secret chamber, carefully concealed, solely for the purpose of making lace lingerie. Obviously for personal use. Why?“ Part 1 of The Unintentional Crafts of Sherlock Holmes

Reunions, Rowdiness and Phone Calls by Jennistar1 (T, 2,348 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Friendship, Drunk John, Low-Key Pining Sherlock) – John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

Work On Your Balance by speculate (K+, 2,448 w., 1 Ch. || Embarrassed Sherlock, “For A Case”, Skating, Fluff, Friendship, Humour) – In which John is actually pretty good at ice skating, Sherlock’s not and insists it’s all for a case , and Lestrade is pretty amused by it all.

Wintery Hell by Belldere (K+, 2,457 w., 1 Ch. || Friendship & Humour, Christmas) – With Sherlock being roped into spending Christmas with his family, John had his own Christmas all planned out with his other friends and family… That is until he’s extended a forceful invitation from Mycroft and an assumption from Sherlock who, once again, failed to notice John wasn’t in the room when he 'asked’.

Manipulation by sixbynine (K+, 2,566 w., 1 Ch. || Experimenting John, Reverse Psychology) – John Watson is not as unobservant as Sherlock thinks, nor is he above using what he knows. Even if it is just to make sure Sherlock eats and sleeps.

Not Rocket Science by Nitrospira (T, 2,571 w., 1 Ch. || Drama, Humour) – Sherlock and John Watson are handcuffed to a bed while investigating a double homicide on the International Space Station. But Sherlock isn’t sure which is more tedious: a killer on the loose or John’s endless complaints.

Nothing Left Untouched by ForeverShippingJohnlock (K+, 2,617 w., 1 Ch. || Friendship, Romance, Bed Sharing, Oblivious Sherlock, Anxious/Worried Sherlock, Grumpy John, Fluff and Cuddles) – Sherlock rearranges the flat. So what if John’s bedroom is now a research library. It’s not like John needs a bedroom, he can share with Sherlock. They’re friends and John has obviously slept in close quarters with men before and it’s not like Sherlock sleeps much anyway. It’ll be fine.

Insomnia by TheSingingGirl (K+, 2,635 w., 1 Ch. || Friendship, Humour, Bed Sharing, Sleepy Sherlock) – Sleep is merely the next frontier in what has become the battle to keep Sherlock alive. It’s because of this that John ends up in bed with a sociopath.

John’s Drawers by JezebelGoldstone (T, 2,646 w., 1 Ch. || Fluff, First Kiss, Romance, Humour) – Sherlock snoops through John’s drawers and finds something… unexpected.

BBCSH 'The Comfort of Company’ by tigersilver (T, 2,769 w., 1 Ch. || Post-TRF/Mary, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Bed Sharing, Grumpy John, Touching, Clingy/Handsy Sherlock, Cranky Sherlock, Fluff and Light Angst) – It’s a trope that John and Sherlock end up sharing in the same bed eventually and I admit I do adore it unconditionally, along with all it infers as to the lowering of defenses and the heightening of trust. I put forth for your consideration that the notion persists because those who think about these things realize these two men are each in dire need of some good company.

Bored Games by patster223 (K+, 2,769 w., 1 Ch. || Cluedo / Board Games, Friendship, Humour) – Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.

Your love it feels so good by Hotaru_Tomoe (E, 2,843 w., 1 Ch. || Gay Club / Gay Bar, Lingerie, Stripping, Anal, Crossdressing, Strip Tease, First Time) – Sherlock is last at a quiz night and is forced by Anderson to perform in a gay stripclub. John must be with him, because he will have to record the performance. Sherlock takes the task very seriously. Part 20 of The English job

Tipsy by katkin (T, 2,781 w., 2 Ch. || Humour, Friendship, Drunk Sherlock) – "I love everyone in this room,” he announced proudly.“I know you do, buddy,” John replied “Which is why you’re going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you’re a good friend.” “I am a good friend!” Sherlock agreed.

All in a Day by chappysmom (K+, 2,920 w., 1 Ch. || Kidnapping, Sherlock POV, Humour, Light Angst, BAMF John) – Oddly enough, it seemed like this time, Sherlock had been kidnapped for no other reason than to pressure John. In other words, this had nothing to do with him. Really, this on top of the blow to the head was enough to make him dizzy.

33 by Indigo Blue.x (K+, 2,936 w., 1 Ch. || Humour) – “I haven’t made a zombie,” Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.

Right Foot Red by Irrevocably_Sherlocked (E, 3,089 w., 1 Ch. || First Kiss/Time, Board Games, Frottage, Masturbation, PWP, Friends to Lovers, Come as Lube, Come Marking) – …ok, it’s juvenile, but at least it’s a game where touching is allowed. And if something more were to happen, well, John can’t say he’d be too upset about that. “What are the rules of this game?” Sherlock asks, the disdain evident on the word ‘game’. “I spin, you do as I say.” John thinks he sees a slight widening of those pale grey eyes at that, just for a fraction of a second, before it is shut down. Oh, this is interesting, he thinks.

The Sweetest Taste In The World by crossroads (G, 3,121 w., 1 Ch. || First Kiss, Jealous Sherlock, Fluff, Pining, Friends to Lovers) – The sweetest taste in the world is rarely ever the easiest to come by.

How to Court Your Blogger by PipMer (K+, 3,124 w., 1 Ch. || Romance, Humour, Fluff) – Sherlock Holmes sets out to court his flatmate. Things might progress more rapidly if he would inform said flatmate of his intentions.

Entanglement by orphan_account (G, 3,218 w., 1 Ch. || Pining, Confessions, Physics, Texting, Christmas, Mind Palace, Sick Fic, Fluff, Humour, Holidays) - On Christmas Eve, snow covers London, John visits Harry, and Sherlock and Mrs. Hudson untangle some knots.

Bathroom Accessories by Evenlodes_Friend (E, 3,324 w., 1 Ch. || Sex Toys, Butt Plug, First Kiss / Time, Romance, Horny Sherlock, John’s Patience Wears Thin, Humour, Bottomlock) – John discovers that Sherlock has been playing with some very adult toys in the bath.

Apodyopsis by QuinnAnderson (E, 3,347 w.,1 Ch. || PWP, Rough Sex, Table Sex, Anal, Sexual Tension) – Apodyopsis: (æpəʊdaɪˈɒpsɪs) noun. the act of mentally undressing someone. Part 2 of Undressed

Twas The Night by xox-hattii-xox (K+, 3,356 w., 1 Ch. || Humour & Friendship, Christmas, Domestics, Fluff) – Twas the night before Christmas…and Sherlock has had just about enough of the whole thing! 'Really, John, a Santa Hat’ Christmas in 221b, and Sherlock just wants it over with.

The Second Law of Thermodynamics by entanglednow (T, 3,614 w., 1 Ch. || Asexual Sherlock, Bed Sharing, Sharing Body Heat) – In which there’s no heating and there’s a dead owl in Sherlock’s bed. Part 1 of Thermodynamics

Doesn’t Follow Me Everywhere by Janec Shannon (T, 3,784 w., 1 Ch. || Humour and Friendship) – “He doesn’t follow me everywhere, you know.” Silly John, of course he does what with your penchant for getting kidnapped.

Paranoia by Ewebie (M, 3,789 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Drinking Games, Scotland Yard Gang, Jealous / Possessive Sherlock, Inappropriate Questions, Embarrassed John, Matchmakers) – John and Sherlock join the gang of Scotland Yard for a night of drinking, and it gets a bit personal and revealing.

Equine Arse Anonymity by Kayjaykayme (E, 3,834 w., 1 Ch. || Est. Rel., Public Sex, Coming in Pants, Humour, Halloween, Hand Jobs) – Sherlock needs to speak with suspects at a fancy dress ball. He chooses a couple’s costume for himself and John. It is logical, practical and well thought out. John doesn’t agree and exacts sweet revenge.

Well Begun Is Half Done by Avice (E, 3,897 w.,1 Ch. || Virgin Sherlock, First Time, Anal/Oral, Seduction, John in Charge, Pining Sherlock, John’s Penis, Bottomlock) – Sherlock is putting together an elaborate plan of seducing John. John grows tired of waiting and takes matters into his own hands.

Jukebox by standbygo (T, 3,990 w., 1 Ch. || Fluff, Singing/Music, Sherlock’s Mind Palace, Hurt/Comfort, Humour, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss) – After the music halls of Sherlock’s mind palace get damaged by accident, John learns that Sherlock never forgets a song. Even the ones he’d rather forget. But the random singalong brings some unexpected benefits.

Tree Topper by May_Shepard (E, 4,017 w., 1 Ch. || Christmas Tree, Christmas Fluff, Drunken Shenanigans, Smut, First Time, Friends to Lovers) – Sherlock and John are celebrating Christmas the best way they know how–alone together, with booze. They’ve almost finished decorating their tree, but John is determined to find the best way to top it.

The Oolong Disaster by unicornpoe (T, 4,151 w., 1 Ch. || John’s Beard, Fluff, Humour, Frustrated Sherlock, John Takes Care of Sherlock, Case Fic-ish, Pining Sherlock, First Kiss, Possessive Sherlock) – John has a beard. Sherlock has a panic attack.

Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Piercing by Lorelei_Lee (E, 4,130 w., 1 Ch. || Travelling, Sherlock is Loud, Secrets, Genital Piercing, First Time, Licking, Coming Nearly Untouched) – John discovers by chance that Sherlock has a piercing. To his surprise John can’t stop thinking about it…

Date Night by inevitably_johnlocked (G, 4,451 w., 1 Ch. || Anxious / Worried Sherlock, Caring John, Schmoopy Fluff, Fidget Cube, Baking / Cooking, Date Night, Established Relationship, POV Sherlock Holmes, Understanding John, Grumpy Sherlock, John’s Bum, Kisses, Hugs, Domestic Fluff, Touching, Hair Petting, Light Humour) – It’s John and Sherlock’s first Date Night as an official couple and Sherlock needs it to be PERFECT. Mrs Hudson helps. Part 7 of I-J’s Tumblr Ficlet Collection

The Care and Keeping of Your Mad Genius by Janieshi (T, 4,553 w., 1 Ch. || Post-TGG, Friendship, Anxious/Worried Sherlock, Light Humour/Teasing, Alternating POV, Cranky Sherlock) – If he hadn’t been so focused on holding the bastard still, John would have laughed aloud. This maniac really thought John was the pet in this dynamic?

Because Blah Blah Blah Happy by cwb (E, 4,578 w., 1 Ch. || Fluff, Cuddles, Kissing, First Kiss, Requited Love, Pining Sherlock) – John is entirely done with the milk situation and gives Sherlock a list of shit he’s pissed about. Sherlock sets out to make John happy. John is happy. Sherlock makes his own list. They are both very, very happy.

Carry On by Mazarin221b (M, 4,647 w., 1 Ch. || 5 and Ones, H/C, Afghanistan, Frottage, Hand Jobs, First Time, Drunk John, Hospitals, Humour, Soft Sex) – Five times John didn’t want to be carried, and one time he did.

Given In Evidence by verityburns (M, 5,034 w., 19 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Post-TRF, Angst, Drama, Case Fic, Romance, BAMF!John, Submissive Sherlock, First Kiss, Humour) – Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing… rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same…

#steph replies #johnlock fic recs #funny fics #crack fics #my fic recs #submission #send me things #long post

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heyitsyn · 4 years

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Nekoma!Manager!Male!Reader

a/n: never written male reader before but this was a funny request and i really do see the irony in this

anon request:

absolutely LOVED your seijoh hcs! you said you wanted to do the other schools so i thought, how about nekoma but with a MALE manager bc it would be so ironic to have a male god as their manager rather than a goddess that they always talked about!! thank youuuuuuu!!!!!!!

yall the nekoma fanchant is literally stuck in my head

hehe uwu lets step on the pedal

ong jesus take the wheel pls

so basically,,,

being the nekoma manager is a MESS

lets say youre a second year and was only the manager bc you were begged into taking the job

like wouldnt leave you alone and pestered you 25/8, screaming about needing their own god manager

also just because, you are fairly popular and you have your own fanclub of girls in nekoma and they thought it would give them more exposure and more chances w girls :’)

tora was actually the first who came up to you and begged you to be their manager during class one day bc they are in need of one but they arent allowed to have a girl manager so he turned to having a handsome male

‘I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY IT HAS TO BE A BOY’

‘so you wont be all over him abd be distracted w showing off’

‘WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY SE-’

‘tora, please’

initially, you refused bc you just couldnt be bothered to be part of a club where you basically babysit a bunch of overgrown children

but kenma, your childhood friend, was the team’s last attempt to get you in since kuroo mentioned that he was the only one you listened to

‘kenma, babie, i love you, but i am your friend, not your nanny. so unless i am paid, i will not waste my time taking care of of all of you. especially that chicken head’

‘y/n, yaku is on his last leg here. we really need a manager and we need it fast’

‘you went for years without one so why do you need it?’

‘we’re scared that nekomata would just drop dead any minute now’

‘yanno? im surprised hes even still alive with yall’

‘....... ill show your fangirls that picture of you when we were 5 when-’

‘okay, kenma. rude about the blackmail but okay. dont expect me to be the maid or anything’

nope, you were actually the maid

and the cook

and the nanny

and the laundry person

the everything

it baffles you that kuroo is about to graduate next year yet he still doesnt know the difference between fabric softener and detergent

the amount of times you sent him to pick up more and only to send him back when he ended up buying 2 softeners or 2 detergents

‘they all look the same!’

‘kuroo tetsuro cAN yOu NoT rEAd?!’

ngl i still mix them up sometimes

during matches, youre basically their mother, their nanny, and nekomata’s notetaker, and their personal cheerleader

naoi, the other coach guy, and coach nekomata has adopted you as a son bc of how hard you work and the less the burden is on them

like your notes about their playing percentages really works and helps them and added with the chores you do for the team?

godsend

also, lets put your popularity in here

you dress with a white shirt and zip up your red nekoma jacket with your red sweatpants so you look like one of the players, right?

but how come every time they have practice, youre the only one with the fangirls in the bleachers?

youre literally wearing the same thing as them yet youre the only one who gets looked at?!

even kuroo, who was quite good looking, doesnt have that many girls pining after him yet you, resident anti-tryhard, seems to get the female population to fall for you just by doing the simplest things like breathing

youd be doing normal things like using your whistle as you hold a clipboard and girls would be screeching at you

‘omg m/n is so hot!’

‘hes just !!!! uuggghhhh’

‘siri how to be a whistle?’

i am uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the gym today

tora complains about it all the time bc first, they cant have a beautiful manager, two, they have a pretty boy who’s taking the attention away

‘SO NOT FAIR! M/N, TURN UGLY!’

you bonk him on the head in anger and threaten to quit all the time

‘say that again and you’ll be filling your own water bottles tomorrow’

but in truth though, the guys really do appreciate you and everything you do

they know that you balance them with your personal life and classes and still make time to do their laundry and make them food

so they have started easing off the burden and weight off of your shoulders

at first, you were very suspicious when they told you that they already filled their water bottles

‘huh? i didnt think you even knew where the water fountain was’

‘wym weve been doing this for years’

-kuroo

then, you heard kuroo tell the others to put their sweaty jerseys in the basket in the corner of the room and for the last person to carry it to the laundromat

‘um, sir, we dont want to have another pink jersey disaster again’

you stopped inuoka from lugging the basket but he shook his head and gave you a wide grin

‘nope, m/n-senpai! i’ll carry it for you! i’m strong, see?’

he flexed his right arm muscle while holding the basket with one hand but it was too heavy so it fell to the ground, spilling out all the practice jerseys

you sighed before bending down to pick them up and babie inuoka’s eyes watered, thinking you were mad at him

‘gomen, senpai’

he whispered but you looked up at him from your position

his watery eyes made you frantically stand up and wipe his tears with the pads of your thumbs

‘inu-kun, why are you crying? you said you were strong right? dont cry over silly things, okay?’

he nodded and you were still confused as to why he was so emotional but you patted his fluffy hair

‘now cmon, lets go take these to the shop’

unbeknownst to you, the team was actually seething from behind the wall

naturally, as a,,, manager,, you became their,,, energy??

like the slightest affections from you made their health bar increase tenfold and they didnt necessarily have any intentions towards you

you were like,,, their own,,,, happy drug?? like a human seratonin??

just the fact that they had someone like you to fall back on and give them love when they lost or something

it was comforting

usually it was just the team’s responsibility to throw away their own sadness and comfort each other

but with you,,,

they could easily cry with no fear and you would comfort them until they didnt need to be comforted anymore

eventually, they ended up straight out competing against each other on who would get the most affection

clearly, inuoka used his first year card and everyone knew you were soft for your kouhais

like you would just grab them and hug them because of how cute they were

uwu especially lev?!

he may be a giant but hes just a really REALLY REALLY BIG CAT

;)

LEV LIVES TO HUG YOU

like the mans is beanstalk level of height and despite the age difference, he just picks you up and cuddles you and youre just like ‘okay, let it out babie’

DKSFJSLD ANYWAYS

you are always a hot topic w all the students in nekoma and even some in other schools

like during training camp, bro you making everyone question their sexuality

omg akaashi and you are probably the prettiest people there and can i just say how everyone cant focus on a practice match bc youd be laughing together or something and they havent heard anything so beautiful??

and the kitties get really defensive over you and hiss at anyone who even tries to approach you

hiss hiss

DKJFSLKDFJDWHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE TEAM IS BI

OMG WHAT

like the little touches from you make them so red and confident gays like kuroo and bokuto call you out on them and tease you

while the quiet ones like akaashi and kenma are just blushing and stutter and you tease them instead?

*inhale* BOI *exhale*

the uke and seme dynamic is real on this one

however, there are times when the turned tables

there was that one day that you were seriously questioning if bokuto wore leggings or just really high knee pads and you cornered him after baths to just figure it out

like our poor confident boi turned to a shy babie and shrunk against the wall, covering his red face

‘y-y/n-kun’

‘bo-san, i just want to know’

DKFSJLKDFJFJSDKIM DYING OVER HERE LIKE PLEASE I DONT OWN Y/N

after seeing the smidge of skin at the top of the kneepad, you nodded and brushed your fingertips over the flesh

‘hmm~ so i was right~’

FROM THEN ON POOR BABIE OWL COULDNT LOOK AT YOU THE SAME!!!!!!

it worried everyone so much when bokuto would glance at you in the sidelines and he would competely miss akaashi’s set bc his eyes would focus on you rather than the ball

like he absolutely couldnt take his eyes off of you and when you do turn to meet his eyes, he shrinks back and looks away, completely missing your amused smirk

now, your kitties werent happy about that

theyre very protective of you and they felt that this owl could snatch you right up and fly away

and kuroo, being the captain and the head of the familia, took it upon himself and dragged you to the back of the gym while the others were practicing

kurat pushed you against the wall and basically kabedonned you

KUROO IS LIKE 6′2 OR 190 CM I CANT

‘you seem close with bokuto, l/n. almost, too,, close’

an amused smirk etched itself on your lips and you pressed a hand on his chest

‘oya~? captain-san, am i being punished?’

SFDKLFSJKLDFJL SIR Y/N IS SUPPOSED TO RADIATE SEME ENERGY BUT HE ISNT AND I CANNOT-

ofc he was taken aback by your flirty attitude but he smirked and softly brushed away your bangs that slightly covered your eyes

‘hmm~~ depends, y/n-kun. are you going to be a good kitty and stay with the clowder? or are you going to stay with those pesky chickens~?’

DKFLSJDKFJSL BRO DID YOU KNOW A GROUP OF CATS IS CALLED A CLOWDER?! I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT BUT I HAVE A FEELING KUROO WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT BC HE BIG BRAIN

you chuckled and gently wrapped your arms around his shoulders

but your hand grabbed the hair at the back of his head and harshly pulled him to be closer to you

your eyes blinked innocently but your sharp teeth were shown from your malicious grin

‘ive always been a bad kitty, captain. so i dont care what you say because you cant tell me what to do~’

👀👀👀👀

imagine what happens next bc i cant write something unholy

anyways

so you learned that tetsu CAN in fact tell you what to do and you avoided everyone else which caused them to wonder but one look at your neck

well,,,,,

you got attacked by a cat

a cat named tetsu

SKDFLJSDKFJSLKUROO IS THE ONLY SEME YOU CLASH WITH

THE OTHERS ARE ALL UKE

EVEN BEEFY BUFF CAKE BOI BO

but you toned it down to not be attacked again

ngl the whole team was all jealous and they even whined to kuroo about it

‘thats not fair!!!!’

‘stop abusing your role as captain!!!!’

they hated the fact that kuroo got you first so they all rally over to keep you away from him

like baby kenma would nudge you over and bring him to sit next to you, saying he needs you to help him with a certain level

‘kenny, im not sure how to play this game’

‘hmm,,,, youre a quick learner, y/n, and youre really quick with your fingers so you could pass to the next level’

*insert lenny face*

‘oya? and you would know how, kenny?’

and baby kenny would fluster a little before glomping to your side and burying his face into your shoulder to hide away

the first years would absolutely use their kouhai priviledges and bring you over to help them with ‘homework’

‘you guys realize i passed because kuroo would beat me into studying right?’

‘but senpai! you mustve learned a thing or two in your classes!’

‘bold of you to assume i was even awake in my classes’

but they still make you spend hours trying to help them which turn into just messing around

KSDLFJSDKFJD MOVIE NIGHTS YOU GUYS THATS IT!!

there isnt really a single calm moment in your guys’ practice

poor you have already started seeing lot of gray hairs

you literally decline every single confession just because youre too busy for a date and you cant handle having to take care of another person

its like youre dating the whole team!!

soon the entire school have just accepted the fact that you are just simply not in the market anymore just because you joined the club

not because youre actually taken by a girlfriend but youre taken by a bunch of teenage males

imagine how that works out

anyways

youre not really the best volleyball player out there but you know a thing or two

well,,, its more like your stamina doesnt allow you to play long bc a single lap literally destroys your lungs

but you still know when yaku complains about having a shaky receive

‘oh, momo-senpai, youre bending your knees too low so gravity is pushing down on your-’

ugh chemistry i hate it

despite your lack of athletic or physical skills, they still appreciate you for your keen eyes, your caring nature, and your overall looks that give them motivation to play harder to impress you personality :)

all the boys love you

and tbh

you love your boys too

even though it was a blackmail caused event,

you still would’ve joined otherwise

this is kinda short but its going to be longer if i find some plots or somebody asks for a plotline that i can write about for a long time

anyways

byeeeee :)))))

a/n: this isnt exactly the best manager one ive written but ill probably find a good prompt for this or again as stated ^^ someone sends in an ask for it and ill write a story for our favorite male manager :’D

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iwaizooming · 4 years

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Hi! This is my first time sending in an ask on your blog and I’d just like to say that I love the work you’ve put out so far! I’ll be looking forward to what’s to come :) Anyways, for my req, can i request some scenarios of how the Seijoh 3rd years take care of you when you’re sick? Thank you so much ❤️

➵ HOW THE SEIJOH 4 TAKE CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU’RE SICK

✎ a/n: this is so cute omg :(( thank you for the request! hope ya like it <3

✧ pairings: oikawa/iwaizumi/mattsun/makki x gn!reader ✧ type: headcanons ✧ genre: fluff fluff fluff ✧ wc: 1207

—⋆✩⋆—

OIKAWA TOORU

he’s a bit clueless about taking care of people when they’re sick

because usually, he has iwa-chan or his mom taking care of him if he falls ill (i like to think that tooru is a lil bit of a mommy’s boy hihi)

but he tries so hard to make you comfortable it’s so cute

you have a fever because you were dancing in the rain with him the day before

so he feels a little guilty because he thought that this was his fault

but you assure him that the fun was worth getting sick

he goes back and forth to the store because he literally does not know what to do

the first time round he comes back with some ice cream and chocolate, and you laughed at him because i have a fever, i’m not on period, tooru

but you appreciate it anyway because it’s the thought that counts

then you asked him to get you some aspirin because your head feels like it’s going to split into two

so he comes back with three different boxes of aspirin with different brands

i don’t know which one you want so i got you three

tooru they’re the same thing, they just have different brands

he pouts because you were giggling at him, but inside he’s happy that he made you smile

for the rest of the day you just watched a movie with him and cuddle, telling him that you want to sweat the fever out, but it’s actually just an excuse to cuddle with your boyfriend

tooru doesn’t mind at all

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

you call him at 10pm because you’re having really bad toothaches and your head feels like there’s a thousand needles stabbing it repeatedly

you have an infection in your tooth but your dentist appointment isn’t until the next morning

and you just wanted to hear his voice because it helps you calm down

you hear rustling from the other side of the call and he told you, wait i’ll call you back in a sec

you’re a little annoyed because now you have no distraction from your aching pain

but then 10 minutes later you get a call back from hajime

you hear him breathing heavily, his speech barely coherent because he keeps panting after each word

can you open the door, y/n?

you immediately sat up from your curled up position in bed and ran to your window

and there he is, your hajime, waving like a madman at you, plastic bag on one hand, phone on the other

you shook your head in disbelief but couldn’t stop a smile from growing on your lips

when you opened the front door, he immediately engulfs you in a bear hug

sorry i took so long babe, i ran all the way here and had to stop by the convenience store to get you this

he hand you your favourite ben & jerry’s ice cream with a goofy smile on his lips

for someone so serious and stern around his teammates, he’s such a big softie when he’s with you

you feel your heart flutter at the thought of you being the only one who’s able to reveal this side of him

you invite him in with a flurry of kisses all over his face, making him blush furiously

the rest of the night was spent cuddling and eating ice cream with hajime while he talks about his volleyball practice today and his plans for the future

your jaw might be throbbing, but your heart is full and you feel so incredibly happy that he’s yours and yours only

MATSUKAWA ISSEI

you’re having food poisoning because you ate some bad eggs this morning

you had to take the day off from school because you’re literally doubling over in pain and can’t stop going to the toilet

you tell your boyfriend doesn’t have to come to see you (because you’re a little bit embarrassed, not gonna lie)

but he insisted on coming and that you don’t have anything to be embarrassed about because this is normal

he comes barging in your door with a box of tea and a some random ingredients you couldn’t make out

he tells you to stay put and rest, i’m going to make some soup for you

your heart swells because you can’t believe issei, your extremely laid-back boyfriend, is actually so sweet and doting

he goes around the kitchen like he owns the place, grabbing a pot and filling it with water, turning on the stove to let it boil

he searched around for a ladle and began putting in the ingredients

you could only stare at his back in awe as he made his soup

turns out, he was making a pot of kakitama-jiru (egg and seaweed soup) that his mom usually make for him whenever he has a stomach bug

he also brewed some ginger tea that he brought with him

it’s supposed to be really effective in treating food poisoning symptoms, he said

you gratefully took the cup of tea from his hands and sipped carefully, not wanting to burn your tongue

the rest of the afternoon was spent with issei telling you about the stupid things you missed at school today while he spoon-feeds you some warm soup

oh and the occasional trip to the toilet

but he pretends to not notice anything, just so that you don’t feel embarassed

you’re so grateful to have him in your life

HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO

you wake up one morning with a sore throat and your voice gone

you’re not sure what caused it, but you think it might be a bacterial infection

you told your boyfriend that you’re just going to go to the GP to get something prescribed for you

hiro insists on accompanying you to the clinic, even though you assured him that he doesn’t need to

you’re both still in highschool with no cars, so you had to take the train

your appointment was during rush hour so the train was extremely packed and there were no place for you to sit

so hiro held on to the grab handle above his head and put his arms around you with his other hand

you gently placed your head on his chest and feel his steady heartbeat as you wrapped your arms around him as well

the both of you stood like that, arms around each other, throughout the whole journey

your stomach felt warm and content because you can almost literally see the love and affection coming off of him

he held your hand during the whole appointment, even though you insisted that it’s literally just a sore throat, i’m not dying babe

the doctor prescribed you some medicine and your boyfriend took it from your hands and placed it in his pocket

i’m going to make sure you take it at the right time everyday, let me take care of you, okay? he said as he pats you on the head lovingly

you almost burst into tears in front of the pharmacist because you were overwhelmed with your boyfriend’s devotion to you

even though you can’t use your voice right now, hiro could already feel the gratefulness and love from you, and that is enough for him

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hanadolphieron · 3 years

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wooyoung as a boyfriend~

how you met;

yoooo okay what if you were at an arcade with your separate groups of friendly humans

and there was one of those foam pits where you can try to smack each other into the pit using those huge cylinders of gymnastic mat material?

i’m so good at explaining things

so you’re in line

woo’s on the other side

and you offer to fight the little gremlin

to which wooyoung’s like “what yeah, i can take them, what are you talking about yeosang- hey! i told you not to talk about that it’s embarrassing”

and you’re just there like ... can you shut up i wanna fight

anyways wooyoung gets into this fancy fighting stance while making sound effects

you’re less dramatic but do the same

and then you charge at each other

slowly, because the battle is commencing on a balance beam

but ~nyooming~ nonetheless

you’re both c o w a r d s (kidding) and stop, waiting for the other to make the first move

and then you both go yeet! and attack each other, but aren’t able to shove the other off

so you prepare another attack, and end up shoving wooyoung into the pit

the force of this offence sends you tumbling into the foam alongside him

wooyoung, the polite stranger that he is, goes “YAHHHHH! HOW DARE YOU?” which makes you scream in shock

then he apologizes bc you know, probably shouldn’t have yelled at a complete stranger wh00ps

but you end up following his large group of peeps around with your friends

and get to know your jousting opponent

very well, in fact, and promise him to meet up sometime again

because you just ~click~

the basics;

let’s see wooyoung is just about the most affectionate person you will EVER meet

and he takes great pride in that so make sure to appreciate his constant need for attention and hugs

love is something woo like to ~put on display~

expect lots of PDA

will also talk about you/your relationship relentlessly to anyone who will listen

f l i r t a c i o u s

seriously, you may have strangers worrying about you because this libra venus is not acting like your boyfriend he’s acting like some dude trying to hit you up because he’s just like that

omg okie his favorite thing is cuddling while talking about your day

the conversations don’t have to be deep/emotional, he just loves hearing about the more mundane things in your life

your opinions, habits, whatever happened throughout the day, etc.

wooyoung wants to listen to all of it while he has you in some sort of comfortable snuggling position on the sofa or bed

and his cuddling positions are pretty normal

well actually i take that back

it depends on the time of day

during the night, expect him to hang upside down with one foot in the air, another arm across your stomach trying to hold you or some dumb shit like that

but afternoon/morning-ish? he’s much more normal and cliche

likes being the big spoon but if he’s had a hard day you are the big spoon no questions asked

sarcasm 10x it’s his love language

his words could mess things up a lot

he takes chances and says what he wants, and for some reason enjoys lying just to see what he can get away with?

which could be an issue if you’re not used to that

but if you don’t mind him lying about weird stuff to make jokes he will love you so much for it, he really just wants someone accepting

scorpio mercurians are used to people being skeptical/accusing of what they say

because it’s hard to not want to fight them, you know?

i see a scorpio sun/mercury/rising and go AHHHHHH sometimes

so anyways PLEASE be nice to him

try not to push arguments, like if he gets the memo and knows he messed up don’t go any further or try to drive the point in because wooyoung hates that

headcannons;

wooyoung would invite you every time he hangs out with the ateez members

you’re practically part of the group now

hongjoong pulls him aside like, “hey, this was supposed to be just for ateez. we love your s/o and all, but not right now.”

and woo’s like ??? they’re my bestie tho?! we’re in love!?!!11!!

actually listens to joong tho

just won’t admit it to his face

anyways back to the two of you

gosh can you imagine a vacation with him?

it would be the most memorable experience ever hhhhhh

you’d never sleep because of how much you’d be travelling around

because wooyoung will see something he wants to do and have tunnel vision for only that thing

he wants to go to a waterpark? you’re going to a waterpark with him. now.

loves going to places that have a dark history tied to them

don’t take it the wrong way, but wooyoung is interested in history that scares or makes other people uncomfortable

he still gets frightened easily

but that’s what makes him go !!! coooL!!

did i mention you do everything with him

because i feel the need to really drill that in

like you are by his side all the time- he’s got an arm around your shoulder, is squeezing your hand, holding your waist, placing a hand on the small of your back, you name it

and you’re skipping literally through the day with each other

nicknames;

-honey-

used by you

headcannon that wooyoung absolutely ADORES being called sweet nicknames

but only in private

he gets secondhand embarrassment if you call him this in public

but when you’re along his eyes get all and woo is BIG happy

-chips-

used by wooyoung

i don’t know ok

but i think it’s cute and i think wooyoung would love to call you this

chips is such a nice word, it’s got that crispy ending and yummmmm

#ateez #jung wooyoung #jeong wooyoung #electra #ateez as boyfriends #ateez reactions #ateez fluff #ateez x reader #ateez imagines #wooyoung fluff #wooyoung #jeong wooyoung fluff #jung wooyoung fluff #wooyoung x reader

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yamagucji · 4 years

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request: “may i pls have hc’s of oikawa and tsukki w a fem s/o who has quiet bpd. if u don’t do stuff like that tho, it’s alright !!!!!!” - anon

pairing: oikawa x fem!reader, tsukishima x fem!reader

a/n: hi anon, honeybee!! i hope i did this right, please lmk if there is anything inaccurate 💓 also omg this got so long im sowwyyy

Oikawa

the day he found out that you had quiet bpd, he skipped practice and went home to do research

of course you’d explained the basics, but he wanted to truly learn about it

because 1) he himself tends to bottle up his emotions but this is the first time he’s heard of how it can become quite destructive

2) he wants to be with you for the long term, and he’s willing to go out of his way to make sure that things go right

he loves you a lot, so please let him support you🥺💗

he starts off by cuddling with you and engaging you in a serious conversation

beginning with, “are you willing to let me help you?” “because i love you, i want to be there for you”

then, “how about we establish some boundaries?”

and finally, “what are some of your access needs that you’re comfortable telling me?”

he’s very upfront with the conversation because ever since you told him, he’s been scared of losing you :(

but of course, he’s oikawa tooru

he’s gonna pitch in some jokes here and there to make the environment a little lighter

“y/n-chan! my girlfriend, my love, my honey, my-” 🥺

you, very flustered: “tooru!! will you stop that! you’re being so sappy out of nowhere”

after that he’ll slowly but surely make adjustments

you won’t necessarily notice it at first but give him some time, communication and vulnerability is very new to him

some lunches he’ll stick a post-it note on a snack and hand it to you

“hey pretty <3 i hope you’re having a wonderful day today. if not, just take a look at my pretty face ;) i get off from practice late today so get home safe okay? love you y/n chan~”

iwa wants to 🤢 this setter is so sappy

there are definitely going to be some ups and downs, no relationship is perfect after all

when you become detached or push him away (something that he’s prone on doing himself), he’ll check in with you

“love, you haven’t been responding as much lately. is everything alright? i love you a lot, so when you’re ready i’ll be here to listen. please take care ❤️”

in order for this relationship to work, it’s crucial that both parties put as much effort, so please do communicate with him🥺 when you’re ready, of course

overall, if this relationship does become long term oikawa would learn so much, and you as well

the two of you would develop ways to cope with your internal battles, and grow so much from there

Tsukishima

probably went to suga or yams (or both) to get some advice

because tsukki himself isn’t someone who’s willing to be vulnerable— he hides behind banter and snarky remarks for a reason

probably said, “don’t tell my girlfriend about this”

“why?”

“because... i’m embarrassed” 😾

anyway, this is probably the first time he’s actually reached out to people because he just wants to be the best boyfriend for you (hates admitting it but yes he does)

he’ll bring it up one day as he’s walking you home

“um... y/n...” PLEASE he’s having a hard time😭 but give him a chance he’s trying his best

“yeah, kei?”

“is there anything i can... you know, do for you?”

he’s looking the other way, a red tint dusting the tips of his ears as he timidly intertwines his fingers with yours

this’ll be a very hard conversation for the two of you, but it’ll work out if you both are willing to put the effort

he’ll definitely tone it down on the teasing, being more cautious of his words

because you know he means well for you, but he’s instinctively a meanie >;(

whenever you have disagreements or one of you aren’t feeling too well, it’s agreed that you’ll listen to the playlist you made for each other

yes he got you to make a playlist for each other🥺

because it’s something that calms him down, and he hopes it works on you too

songs also hold a lot of meaning, so they’re there as a gentle reminder that this is how he feels about you

when things take a deeper turn and you find yourself distancing from him, somehow yamaguchi is always there to greet you

“y/l/n! i was just looking for you. how are you? tsukki has something for you, whenever you’re free”

“um, i know i’m not supposed to say this but tsukki misses you a lot. please talk to him, he loves you”

idk but i think yams somehow becomes that mediator because tsukki forced him to check in on you when he couldn’t, and now yams willingly does it

anything for his friends lovebirds <3

tsukki likes going out of his way to get you “little tokens love”

it’s his way of reminding you that you’re important to him and that he loves you❤️

he gets a little dino plushie for you one day and is surprised to find you napping with him

tsukki: is that- 😳

yeah you bought it for her what did you think was gonna happen you dummy

anyway, tsukki still remains a tsundere outside of doors but he will NOT hesitate to throw hands if someone makes you feel uneasy

especially when it’s at one of his games, he’s got all eyes on you

please,, he becomes your number one protector and supporter🥺

but don’t say it out loud or he’ll pout

#not edited yet #tsukishima x reader #oikawa x reader #tsukishima kei #oikawa toruu

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fnaf-imagines · 4 years

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hiya is it okay if I ask for an imagine with the nightmare animatronics being yanderes with a soft and clingy s/o, what would their thoughts be, would they chill a bit or would that feed into the yandereness, etc? love your work!

Ah, of course its okay! ^w^

Also, thank you! I’m glad you love it! QwQ

Nightmare Freddy

He’s a very composed individual

But with how soft and clingy you can get it just, feeds into his possessiveness

So in all honesty he absolutely LOVES it

And now that they’ve made it a habit he starts craving and looking forward to it more and more

Its like a cycle that repeats

Cling to him/show affection -> he grows even more possessive over you -> he craves it even more & thus will cling to you more often than usual -> you cling to him more -> Repeat

He’ll never get enough of it either, and since he’s a gentleman I bet he’ll use specific excuses if he feels like you’re not giving him enough attention (at least, not the usual amount of attention you give him)

So, he’ll make passive excuses like, “Darling, I’m standing right here. And last I checked I was far more interesting than some book.”

Or maybe something like, “Oh what an awful day, if only there was someone to make me feel better by cuddling with me.”

Even if the excuses don’t work he’ll still drag you over to spend time with him

And when you latch onto him, he’ll only end up pulling you even closer

Nightmare Bonnie

Even as a yandere he still can’t help but get flustered and twitchy with affection

Its something he’ll never really be used to and the fact that hiss/o tends to show a LOT of it? Good lord, are you trying to make him short-circuit?

He’ll admit that the affection does help him loosen up a little, he’s not as scared to let you near the other Nightmares as before

Mostly because he’s realized that even if they’re there next to you two, well…you’re still clinging to his side and only his side

And it doesn’t seem like you’ll leave anytime soon to go talk with the others (Although tbh, even if you tried he’d just pull you even closer to him and tighten his grip a little bit)

Besides that though he still acts like a parent, like please, give them at least some breathing room

He’ll constantly dote on you, following you around, asking if you need anything

And he doesn’t let you do anything he considers too dangerous for you

He doesn’t want you getting hurt, especially since you’re so soft and sweet

He’s just constantly worried about you in the back of his mind…

Nightmare Chica

This gal? Is one tough case (like always)

She acts as though the constant affection and clinging annoys her,

But in reality she loves it

She honestly can’t get enough, and she thinks its adorable how you just cling to her and are super sweet too!

Like, what a catch she found! She probably couldn’t be happier with anyone else

She adores you, and its obvious by how she treats you like someone of royalty

She’ll make you sweets, or food in general, watch movies with you, snuggle, and more

She doesn’t worry too much about you interacting with the others and whatnot, and sometimes you’ll all just simply hang out and play games or something

They know that if they even try to take you from her then she’ll go into rage mode, and she knows that they don’t want that

They’ll be biting off more than they can chew by then~

Nightmare Foxy

Oh man, okay, so,he gets slightly worse

This fox won’t let you really do much of anything

Can I leave the house? “Let me come with you then.”

I need to call someone. “What for? Lmao”

Can I hang out with the others? “Why do that when you have me~?”

Like, he believes that since you’re so precious that no one else should even get the ability to talk with you, like he thinks they don’t deserve it

I suppose he won’t mind if the other Nightmares are in the room, but if one of them try to talk with you or look at you wrong then he’s growling and snarling at them

And no one really wants to mess with an angry Nightmarish looking fox, trust me

His bite hurts, he’s got all those sharp teeth after all

He likes having you near him at all times tbh

Even if you’re walking by him to simply get something he’ll grab you and pull you down on his lap and not let you leave for hours

You’d have to constantly pester and ask him to let you go if you wanna get something

Although even by then, he won’t let you go, instead if you want something he’ll just get up while still holding onto you and walk to go grab it

This man is like a guard dog (er…fox?) and he won’t ever want to lose you

Nightmare Fredbear

This man is very clingy and affectionate right back at you

Like, he constantly worries about you getting bored of him sometimes, and leaving

But then his mood skyrockets back up and he’s so happy whenever you cling to him and he honestly can’t help but cling back, because he doesn’t want to lose you

He loves hugging you just cause it helps him realize that you’re actually there with him, and you’re not going anywhere either

At the same time, he has complete faith in you that you won’t leave him either (hopefully anyway)

So, he doesn’t completely mind you talking to the other Nightmares or to others in general

If anything he’s more worried about them harming you

He’s not a particularly violent nightmare if he’s being honest, but if the others hurt you then he’d have no choice to become as such

He won’t let them get away with that, even if he loses

You are the best thing to happen to him in a long time, and he’d rather get hurt than let anything horrible happen to you

Nightmare

This man isn’t afraid to be blunt about anything

He’ll straight up tell the other Nightmares, to their faces, “If anyone here so much as lays a finger on s/o, then I shall cut if off and feed it to you, understood? Good…now scram!”

The others are slightly terrified to even get that close to you in fear of accidentally touching you, they don’t want to deal with Nightmare

Meanwhile, Nightmare himself acts as though he didn’t tell the anything and everything is normal

He tries to be as composed as possible around you, no matter how much you cling to him, just cause he tries to pass it off as not a big deal to him

Even though he loves it, like, this bear will probably go feral if he isn’t shown attention of any kind at least a few times each day

So, to have an s/o that just clings to him? GOD, its like it was meant to be

He feels as though he’s in heaven every time they just hug him, and don’t want to let go (cause in honesty, he doesn’t want to let go either…)

Or how they follow him around the house, like, this man is so ecstatic, omg

He’s constantly thinking like, “This is everything I could have ever asked for. Someone I DON’T need to babysit. And that actually adores me, how sweet.”

Constantly watching over the Nightmares is annoying and bothersome enough, but to have you already follow and cling to him? Its just an amazing feeling

He knows you won’t leave him, hell he’d think you’d be crazy for trying

Even if you threaten to he’ll just softly pet your head and coo at you, its sweet watching you try to be threatening

#fnaf imagines #headcanons #yandere #yandere headcanons #fnaf 4 #nightmare freddy #nightmare bonnie #nightmare chica #nightmare foxy #nightmare fredbear #nightmare

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letshaikyuu · 4 years

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hello!! can i request hcs for suna, shinsuke, and osamu accidentally hitting their female s/o (w/c is their manager too) because they're doing/practicing jump serves? i'd love to see how will they react since the three of them usually have deadpan/serious on their faces. thank youuu!! ^^

Favorite scenario ever omg- Can I just say thank you for this and like come again with something as fun as this <3

𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐚, 𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐚, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐢𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

Suna Rintarou

I-I just have this funny view of his eyebrows shooting up into his hair and the moment he touches the ground, he just stands there and his face has this apparent 'oh shit' expression. Takes a good few seconds until he snaps out of it and runs towards you and you're worm wiggling on the gym floor because that shit hurt-

He's so awkward that he probably needs someone to snap him out of it and actually refocus on the situation. Not the type to openly express his soft side because he does that when you two are alone, but he does pick you up and carry you out of the gym and into the locker rooms

'Rintarou you little bish-' 'I know, I know, it was an accident'

In the locker rooms is where he's more comfortable to openly apologize and take care of you. His fingers are gentle when they're trying to move your head to asses the injury. Has some handy-dandy skills with first aid. Nothing spectacular, but just enough to treat your wound. Always kisses it to make it better because he's that cheesy-

Kita Shinsuke

He doesn't know if he wants to cry, curse or do both. The moment he hears the ball makes an impact with something that isn't the floor and sees you groaning and in pain, he is right beside you and apologizing because it was his fault

You'll probably need to cut him off because otherwise, he'll just go into a full-blown panic attack. Actually has decent skills and knowledge of first-aid and what to do in these situations...just not the 'how to react' part lol

'I am so so sorry F/N omg-' 'Shinsuke, I will punch you if you don't stop panicking.'

When he finally calms down, he gets you up on your feet and heads for the nearest first-aid kit. Looks at the place he hit you and is relieved when he sees it will just leave a nasty bruise for a few days. Also buys you your favorite snack or drink and cuddles you later so he doesn't feel guilty lol

'You had to perfect your jump serve now huh' 'I SAID I WAS SORRY 100 TIMES ALREADY'

Miya Osamu

Has the calmest reaction out of the three. He knows he fucked up, is aware of it because he did wince at the sound of the ball smacking you in the face. Approaches you and immediately moves you away from the crowd of people that formed, asking if you were okay, to somewhere private

Sits you down and looks at the already-formed bruise. It did look nasty, Osamu couldn't lie about that. He never wants you to be in pain, so he does his best to treat your pain like he'd treat a normal sports injury.

He has the adequate tools to fix you up and if you start whining and get all pouty, he will jokingly flick you on the forehead. It's not anything mean, but he wants to focus on the task in hand and you complaining wouldn't help

'I'm here to fix it ya know. I can leave ya to do it on your own.' '...no thank you'

After he finished doing what's supposed to be done, he gives you a once-over to see if there's any sore spot elsewhere. If not, Osamu leans in for the sweetest forehead kiss and ruffles up your hair before returning to practice omg

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airiwrites · 4 years

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Kageyama,Oikawa and Akaashi taking care of a sick s/o

Tagging: @tobihori

Tobio Kageyama

• so you wake up one day feeling bad and your stomach hurts

• you don’t know what’s happening and your parents are out of town, so you call Tobio over

• omg this boy is so worried about you it’s adorablee

• “oh my gosh, y/n! are you ok? did you get food poisoning? do you feel like throwing up? did someone hurt you? oh my i have no clue what to do. should i call the ambulance??”

• to which you slightly giggle and tell him it’s just a fever and it’ll probably go away on it’s own

• he then !immensely! relaxes and tells you to take some rest

• ofc you want him by your side so you beg him to cuddle w you

• when you wake up,Tobio isn’t by your side but you hear rustling in the kitchen and realize he must be making something for you

• he comes in after some time holding a glass of juice and a bowl of soup

• he’ll literally feed you the soup bc he wants you better soon

• he looks kinda stressed so you feed the last spoon of soup to him

• to which he melts and freaks out simultaneously bc a) you’re cute but b) you’re sick and if you fed him w your spoon he might get sick and who’s gonna take care of who if you both are sick?

• after a while he stops caring about himself bc you both just want the other one of you by your sides

• he’ll watch disney movies with you to calm you down

• after a while, you’ll both get tired

• he holds you close, rubbing your stomach as you try to go back to sleep

• when you wake up, you find yourself feeling much better

• you wake up Tobio to tell him that you’re better but guess who’s sick now?

• he looks at you with dark circles under his eyes and then grumbles in his now hoarse voice, “y/n i don’t feel too good”

• so you take care of him just how he took care of you

Toru Oikawa

• Toru is definitely the type to cuddle up with you even if you protest. no he doesn’t care if he gets sick too . no he doesnt care if you accidentally cough or snot all over him .

• he doesn’t really know anything about medicine or what you’re Supposed to do if youre sick, but he’ll try to keep you entertained at least

• will get you junk food, candy and ice cream mostly, even though you really shouldnt eat that if you’re sick

• doesn’t worry too much, he’s been sick lots of times ! you’ll be ok, and tries to keep your spirits up when you’ll ill, but still feels bad that you’re in pain. tries to be sympathetic and comforting

• keeps you up with a steady supply or coffee or soda, which you really shouldnt be drinking, but hey ! at least you’re staying hydrated!

• will make sure you dont get too depressed or bored being stuck in bed, and if it gets unbearable? he’ll sneak you out and you two can go do something fun, against better judgement maybe.

• hates to see you down or sick, you better get better fast!!

Akaashi Keiji

• Honestly,Keiji’s the best person you could ask to take care of you while you’re feeling under the weather.

• You don’t even need to ask him,really,he’ll take off work for a few days. Getting you to feel better is his #1 priority since he hates the idea of you being miserable at home while he’s at work. he wouldn’t be able to focus at all!

• he also doesn’t really care much if he gets sick, to him it’s worth it if he can help you get better soon (and having you take care of him in return doesn’t sound too bad either)

• You basically don’t have to ask for anything, he’s always one step ahead of you and he’s good about going the extra mile as well.

• For example, if you’re suddenly feeling chilly, he’ll grab you a soft blanket.

• His company itself is also just really nice and calming when you don’t want to be alone.

• he’ll put on one of your favorite records at a quiet volume and just talk with you about some interesting happenings at work or maybe even some stories he grew up with.

• The chicken noodle soup that he makes for you is also positively magical.

• Keiji knows how to make the right kind of food that you can keep down.

• And when you can keep more food down, he’ll make you all of your favorites and spoil you a bit to keep your spirits up.

• If you don’t want him to be very physically affection while you’re sick, he won’t, but if you want cuddles… he’s going to give you a lot of cuddles.

• Even if you aren’t big on physical contact while ill, at the very least he’s going to give you forehead kisses whenever he helps you.

• Sometimes he’ll sneak in a quick peck on the lips too to keep you on your toes.

#airi writes #haikyuu!!#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #Kageyama Tobio #Kageyama x reader #oikawa tooru #oikawa x reader #akaashi keiji #akaashi x reader #haikyuu hcs

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h1kari · 4 years

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Salutations & Greetings, Love! ✨❤️

I’ve been seeing your personalized ships & I was hoping to have made the mark to have it done - hopefully!

I’d love to have a ship with Haikyuu, please! I use she/they pronouns, I am 5’8, i shoulder length brown hair with dingy highlights, hazel eyes, freckles all over, i also have four tattoos & 5 piercings! I’m also on the more curvier side of the body spectrum.

Personality wise I’m told i’m more of the mom friend / protective friend. I’m usually shy around new people but i can be a goofball! though i can have a bit of a temper i am usually very laid back and easy to get along with!

Personal aesthetic i’m not sure honestly! I suppose a mix of soft girl & e-girl? cause i’ve been lost in aesthetic items already but usually i’m in a hoodie & shorts :)

my interest includes sketching / painting, reading murder mystery/romance books, writing. I’ve been taking up graphic design more. I LOVE watching horror movies, cooking (dancing in the kitchen is a must), trying new foods. I am so certain that i have a sweet tooth addicted, but i love savory food. I used to do boxing and throwing in track & field - definitely helped with muscle haha! If you send me memes, I’ll definitely send some back & then we’ll fall in love 😌

Extra stuff, i am a scorpio, my birthday is Nov. 3rd, favorite color is maroon! I LOVE cuddling - i am a heater - so cuddles & naps are a must please! Dancing and singing are so much fun - especially dancing in my room haha.

I’m not going to lie, I’m addicted to TikTok & reading fanfics so i’m expecting to be teased 😂 I love cute / silly nicknames - honeycakes, pretty girl/baby, baka (oops) - they just make my heart flutter 🥺🥰

I hope this is enough & not too long! And i hope to be matched with someone! Thank you so much in advance! ✨❤️

OKAY HEAR ME OUT- this may’ve been sorta unexpected bUT YEAH i ship you with🥁🥁🥁kyoutani! Aka kyouken/mad dog. Allow me to explain (this would also be kinda like couple shenanigans ig 🤔):

Polar👏opposites👏 YES. You’re all beautiful angelic mom vibes, while he’s all angry rat man, obviously no one expected you both to get together. Let’s say you’re the manager of the vb team yeah? The guys love you in seconds, i mean why wouldn’t day? You spoil them, but you also keep them in check. You’re literally the mom of the group, along with iwaizumi ofc. Kyouken is kind of an ass at first, well- not entirely. He’s honestly just partly shy, and partly “doesn’t wanna get distracted” with certain..people. SO ofc like every angsty love story, he pretty much ignores you at first, so you think he hates you for some time. That is- until iwa and shigeru call him out on his bs talk to him and let him know that hey, you’re being kind of a dick. After that, he starts making more of an effort, actually approaching you, telling you that if you need any help with the sport and managing he’s your guy, asking how you’re doing, giving you snacks when you seem down, etc. All of this, of course, with the usual tsundere looking ass frown on his face, but with a nice shade of red on his cheeks. It’s pretty charming tbh. Since then, you become wayyy closer, you’re vary caring and are always there to help him, but ofc you also keep him grounded and in check, your slight temper helps with that. Kyou teases the shit outta you when you guys get closer, but he’s more the tsundere teaser. All “baka” and slight nose or forehead flicks coming from him. He’s very protective of you, any sight of shady looking ppl will have him at your side, glaring daggers at those who seem untrustworthy. He loves how sweet and patient you are with him, but also how badass, honest, and no bullshit you are, it makes him feel safe? Trusted? Just-...nice. Really nice.

Btw oikawa saw this coming since the day he met you

I feel like the confession would be pretty blunt, but still sweet. He’d talk to oikawa and iwa before, telling them what he felt. But he was super oblivious, all “i just see them and feel suddenly...happy..i guess?? And i wanna keep seeing them. I like their company...and their face” iwa and oikawa are like 👀

Iwa: i think you may be uh-crushing on them, bud

Oikawa: YOU HAVE TO CONFESS OMG😩😩

Kyou’s kinda shy about it at first, very confused too. Dude never thought he’d want to get in a relationship with someone so he’s like???? WHAT THE FUCK 🗿 but you had to come and be all 💞🌸🥰💞✨💘✨💘🥰💞✨💘🥰🥰 >>>>:::((( DAMMIT. But then he’s really accepting of it? Like- he’s all fine then i’ll just go and tell em, seems logical, while iwa is like “really??? 👁👁” and oikawa “Y E S👏” and so he asks you to meet up at a park he knows you like, which is also the place you guys usually hang out at. And. Basically. He just tells you. He’s pretty flustered tho, you just looked so !! A A A A so he had to look down to be able to get actual words out of his mouth. You’re hella touched, and tell him you feel the same. Soft 🥺

✨DATE IDEAS✨cuddle dates are dates ok!! You guys literally just call each other up to hug and snuggle all cute together, i feel like you’d both be pretty warm, so imagine you guys just cuddling up in bed with the a/c on, which makes you both to cuddle closer 🥺pain😍 (also he’d def call you pretty girl and dumbass/baka the most) Other times you just hang out in each other’s presence, you’ll sketch while he watches you, sometimes he even helps woth references, even if he gets a bit embarrassed over being watched so closely. Also hear this- you guys cook together and nice lovely warm meal and THEN you watch your favorite horror films, i feel like he’d be a huge horror fan no cap, so win win. Sometimed he laughs at the gory scenes tho so you either laugh with him or stare like 👁_👁 (but then you laugh cuz some gory scenes are quite hilarious) OH ALSO when you go to sleep or just cuddle, you read your novels to him, which usually ends up w him falling asleep on your tums 🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞 btw something cute i thought just now- you really help him chill tf out, not only do you bring him back to earth and make him humble out more bUT you also help him have proper fun, for example, you know that scene in the end of the fucking world where alyssa puts on a record, closes her eyes and tells james to dance with her (as she starts dancing to the music)? So he starts dancing and he looks so genuinely happy and it’s so!!! Cute!!! YEAH THAT, here’s the scene if you wanna see (ignore the dance naked part lmao) so yeah, you help him actually have fun, and ngl, the first time he’s genuinely smiled since he was a kid, was with you.

Heyoo i hoped you liked it sweetums!! Hope to see you around this blog soon ^^ have a great one, bye bye!! 💞💞

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halfhappyhooligan · 4 years

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a voltron au? in 2020? it’s more likely than you think

look. LOOK. i know that voltron is stupid and we hate it but lets be honest: everything up until season 3 was pretty good and had lots of potential !!

today i was rewatching voltron and a thought struck me: what if, instead of shiro being cloned, he was chipped and turned to the side of the galra?

so here it is, i did not blink since i thought of this

(warning, i have not seen voltron in a while and this is just knowledge i have stored in my moss brain and stuff i know from rewatching the first season)

au where shiro goes evil bc of what happens @ end of season one instead of the clone thing bc 1) haggar rly could not have made thousands of shiros after bumping into team voltron like what twice? its hella improbable and 2) just… weird

so instead they insert a chip in him that helps them spy and control him just like kuron (the clone) did minus the unlikely storytelling

eventually after the convo with sendak when he was in the pod trying to temp shirp, he does have thoughts about helping zarkon

(“im already infiltrated with the arm, i could just speed up the process by leaving now. save the team the trouble of investing in a leader that’s doomed to fail from the strart.”)

shiro ends up leaving team voltron in season 2 after zarkon goes crazy w the black lion n stuff

^^ this adds to Keith’s reasoning of joining the Blade of Marmora (shiro is his main stability and one of the main reasons he even stuck around with team voltron, so with shiro gone and keith questioning his place as the leader and paladin of the black lion, he decides the BoM is just.. what’s best for him)

obviously lance isn’t happy with this (“you just told me that i’m a valuable member, now you don’t think YOU are? what logic is that?”)

ofc keith goes anyways

lance becomes paladin of the black lion

allura takes on the red lion

who has blue lion? ...idk this isn’t that thought out (maybe matt after pidge finds her family) (which will happen earlier in the plot since we can forget about the miniplot of black no longer responding to shiro)

enter lotor only this time he has a sidekick and what omg its shiro wow

shiro has that bigger version of his arm that was once offered to him

he’s stronger and scary, but his eyes aren’t the same, he has the strength of a galra but lacks the passion

in the fight between lotor and zarkon, (and after, of course lots of self doubt and questioning) shiro comes between them and convinces lotor NOT to kill zarkon

then zarkon kills lotor

everyones like oh shit bc surely someone who’s life was just spared wouldn’t kill the person who seems to have the most power

but he did. bc he’s zarkon. and he’s fckn crazy.

shiro doesn’t go back to team voltron bc its too much too easily

instead he takes the place of lotor in the group of gals

he convinces them all to rebel against the galra

eventually they teach him all about quintessence and all the shit lotor had planned that they can’t do anymore

(lotor wasn’t harvesting alteans in this universe bc what the heck even was that subplot that had little to no relevance to the main storyline?

instead he was trying to find a way to technologically bring back alteans (kinda like how allure’s dad was originally preserved in s1)

i know nothing about How Stuff Works and i dont remember much about quintessence n shit but the basic idea is that when tying in some of a persons artifacts with technology stuff and some quintessence then boom. a weird route from astral projection land to the team is created and ppl can come back or smth idfk

but lotor was never able to get the comet so shiro decides he and the gals will get that comet and try to bring back as many alteans as they can

^ all this while infiltrating as many galra fleets as possible + saving planets under galra empire

they personally visit every planet that lotor was in charge of and release them from galra control

they are able to bring back an altean (its romelle) and she talks abt her friend who lives on the balmera and they go to the balmera and its revealed that it was shay’s great grandmother so romelle asks where shay is and shay’s family is like with team voltron of course

they take her

obviously team voltron, the BoM and the Rebels r very hesitant to make contact but they decide to try it out

keith refuses to meet, instead he’s on the team that stands guard

reunions !!

romelle and shay hit it off and hunk makes a dinner much like roselle’s past (allura and coran also hang out and they all vibe)

lance talks to shiro abt everything to do with keith and shiro is like dude do u??? like him?

and lance is like what? no ofc not—oh shit.

and keith ✨overhears ✨

pidge matt and shiro catch up n shit

meanwhile keith is like Hey Lance Uhhhhhh What The Fuck

they end up being like hey since we’re all here and we hate zarkon what if we make a plan to end the galra’s reign Right Now

so they do

and y’all.. it’s hella baller plan

except something is going wrong and in the middle of an attack zarkon is able to get the upper hand

due to haggar’s magic and lance’s mental and emotional instability, zarkon is able to get in his head

everyone is trying to talk him down but they’re all under a lot of pressure

allura is also conflicted bc she wanted to be black lion bc she wanted to rub it in to zarkon’s face that she was stronger than he and that she could beat him at his own game

but the negativity and instability feeds into zarkon’s power and makes him and haggar stronger as they pull in voltron to finally take over the team and regain their status as the most powerful alien race

hunk realizes this and is like okay can y’all stop being negative? its clearly affecting them in a good way and it makes us an easier target

and pidge is like im literally a child pls i don’t wanna die i just got my family back it can’t end like this

shiro realizes what’s going on and he goes to save them

he uses all his energy, pulling in the positive memories (everything: first learning about space, becoming a teacher, meeting adam, meeting keith, first making team voltron, his friends and family--all of it) to push back zarkon and haggar’s powers and battle once more in the astral realm

in defeating zarkon, shiro loses his life

afterwards keith enters the ship in a hurry and is like where the fuck is shiro where’s my brother what did you do what happened

and team voltron is like hey man.. we are so so sorry

and keith cries because the last thing he ever said to shiro was mean

lance feels like its all his fault since he was supposed to be a good leader

they talk about separately while hunk pidge and allura discuss

krolia is like keith we, ur family, are here for u

and axca is there and shes like um?? hey?? sry for trying to kill u bro

and he’s like i absolutely do not wanna talk i just lost my closest friend

they talk about it later

axca tells keith abt shiro finishing lotor’s work and abt bringing people back and well..

they use the methods to help keith visit shiro in the astral realm

shiro is like oh uh hey i was just having a drink w adam we r happy

and keith is like shiro u fuckhead why would u sacrifice urself

shiro sighs bc cmon keith you KNOW why “remember what i always said? we can’t focus on what went wrong..”

“we’ve got to figure out how to make it right” keith finishes

keith breaks tf down crying and screams apologizing

“i love u shiro. ur a like a big brother to me.”

and shiro is like yeah i know and ilyt but hey. everyone’s safe and happy. im safe and happy. & you deserve to be too. you don’t need me anymore.

so the galra rule is over and everyone goes to their respected planets

romelle and the other alteans as well as some galra babes hang in earth

romelle and shay r in an apartment together and have a garden

allura realizes she may not have been the strongest leader for voltron, and couldn’t stop zarkon on her own but that physical strength doesn’t define her as a whole

her heart is strong enough to care for everyone, so thats what she does

allura starts running an inn for alteans filled with painted sceneries like altea in case anyone ever needs a reminder of home

when lance reunites with his family its a real tearjerker

rachel finally gets her jacket back and veronica is like So.. Axca 👀

the McClain’s host a huge party for everyone and it’s filled with lots of hugs and loud music and even tho lance was way too tired, he danced all night

he wouldn’t trade his family for the world—genetic and chosen

when hunk reunites with his parents they don’t let him out the house for hours, he tells them all about his new best friend shay as well as hundreds of his favorites stories from space

they are so, so proud of him

hunk spends the next days playing minecraft and animal crossing with pidge, giving their brains a rest from being on hyperdrive for 3 yrs straight

when pidge gets home she finally gets grounded by her mom, only being allowed to leave the house to see her old teammates

(same for matt and her dad)

(her mother cries so hard when they opened the door to the home)

the holt family holds movie nights filled with popcorn, cuddles, and tears

keith moves in with the holt family, and finally accepts that he has a home as well as a family

he often goes on trips with the BoM but mostly just stays on earth

after a Team Voltron sleepover in the altea inn keith and lance decide to get an apartment together and live their lives in love and in peace

everyone gets together once a year in celebration of shiro and the sacrifice he made for them

they use the ship to visit Astral Shiro and once they even met adam

everyone laughs and catches up and just... live their lives

everyone is happy

pls ignore any and all errors lmao

again, just a thought !! maybe i’ll write a fic abt it idk for sure but yeah

feel free to add anything <3

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bunny-xoxo · 3 years

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Bunny’s 200 follower event

request: BAE CAN I HAVE TWO HAIKYUU BOYS FOR A MATCHUP ??? i. you already know me idfk what to say here? uh i don’t want another anthony 🤢 or someone fucking boring like u know my personality if they aren’t gonna laugh at my jokes what’s the point😞😞 IDK here are some things i like that i haven’t told u ab: cows, windmills, things w flower patterns ok i am in love w you congrats on 200 wife <3

a/n: hi I’m literally in love with you??? Ok I did it for hq boys I’d match you up with BESIDES the love of your life oikawa 💓 so enjoy mr second place(s) @ikigaitooru

Reading your request, you have been matched with...

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Miya Atsumu

Baby you should’ve seen this coming...

I hate to say it but you KNOW y’all would be SUCH a good couple , it’s like almost sickening

The way he’d boost your ego

It’s also almost always accompanied with a smack on your ass though LMAO

You’d be doing your makeup in the mirror and he’d walk by and then stop and walk back and look at you from the door way just like 😦😏

“Damn, you look good.”

Smacks your ass

Leaves the bathroom like he just did something particularly smooth?

Thinks about it for the rest of the day 😐

LOVES when you dye his hair for him

But obviously you would make him beg for it AND THE WAY HE’D GET SO MF MAD

“Can you say please ‘tsumu? Do you know that word?”

You’d be talking to him in a baby voice and he’d just 😐

“Should I spell it for you? P-l-e-“

“Oh my fucking god, really? Please. You know you’re my girlfriend you should-“

“Say please daddy 😏.”

“😐.”

He does it once and you got it on Snapchat and sent it to the WHOLE team

Suna, Osamu and Aran most definitely screen recorded that shit and atsumu pouted for a WEEK LMAOO

ANd literally not one person cared and he’d forget he’s supposed to be playing mad and someone would catch him and he’d be so bothered LMAO

But you dying his hair? Yes it’s his fav

Literally melts in your hands

Has dozed off once while it was in his hair

Loves giving you nose kisses while you dry his hair with a towel yes he makes you dry his hair

He wouldn’t help you dye your hair but he does love watching you and then washing it out for you

Ok he’s a god at giving massages though

Like your legs will be resting on his lap on the couch while you force him to watch criminal minds and he’d just be rubbing your legs mindlessly and next thing he knows your passed out and HES watching criminal minds

Has an unnecessary hatred for Hotchner it’s cause you called him hot like once in front of tsumu

Ok he WOULD clown on you for your love of windmills but he sees one on the way to his grandmas house and the first time he made Osamu stop the car so he could get out and take a proper picture to send to you

Now he always records a video of it through the window whenever he goes to see his grandma

Always with the caption “~our windmill😩”

He texts you a daily picture of an orangutan and no I will not elaborate

He would want to try every. Single. Couple. TikTok.

You don’t have a way out of it

He forces his hoodies aggressively over your head all the time for no reason it’s his way of telling you he’s clingy and wants attention but he literally never says this

Straight up doesn’t know when too much is too much so now you have the LARGEST collection of cow stuffed animals of all kinds and if he notices even ONE isn’t out somewhere to be seen he will pout

Let’s you do his eyeliner once and you call him a pretty boy so he wears it for a week straight to impress you and then gets over it LMAO

Ok but you guys are actually so funny and hot it’s gross 🤢

Your vibe reminds me of...

Another suitable match for you would be...

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Suna Rintaro

Bitch he’s hot and chaotic do you need more???

You guys would definitely smoke together idc he’s so hot omg

The TikTok collection the two of you would send together

He’s such a good kisser on god

Like he’d be so slow with it and tease you just a little and when you’d lean in for more or make it clear you want more he’d just pull back and smirk with his eyebrows raised

“Yeah?”

He’s not as loud but HES SO FUNNY

If you’re not fu*king atsumu you’re bullying him with suna

Loves you laying on his chest while you’re scrolling through your phones together

Literally he could do nothing with you all day as long as you roll over to give him a kiss every once in a while and show him a funny video, he’s so easy to please

Ok I don’t see him as a blusher but if you come to his game wearing his number ANYWHERE he will be 😦😳🧍🏼‍♂️ after the game

Like he’d be so shy and just hug you with his face in your neck

“What’d you go and do that for babe?”

He will actually smack Atsumu in the back of his head if he says anything about this situation

Sends you a daily video of him slapping Osamu’s ass HARD with the caption “you wish that was you huh?” Like it’s clockwork

He pulls on your hair cause he thinks it’s funny and when you turn around to look at him like tf?? He’s just 😊

He would die before he admits this but he’s ticklish and it’s paralyzing

Like you tickle his sides and mf is down for the count and SCREAMING

“Stop, stop. Stop! STOP PLEASE FUCK STOP IM GONNA PISS MYSELF”

Once you stop he’ll be all 😒 for like 10 minutes tops and then you kiss him on his cheek and neck and he’s trying not to smile so he just gives in and lays all his weight on you 💓

That’s his other fav way to cuddle, just laying dead weight on your body and he will pass out like that

You guys reign hell upon literally everyone the Miya twins on the inarizaki team

Your vibe reminds me of...

I hope it’s worthy dumbass 🤲🏼🙄

Requests are open until February 26th 8:00 pm PST

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beanst0ck · 4 years

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omg bby ur requests are open!! yesss i missed ur writing sm can i request some hcs for ukai w a latina s/o?? like she has tanned skin & sum curves and how the karasuno meets her? love u girl <3

i don’t write for ukai but you said tsukishima was ok so i hope you like it 👉👈

whether you’re a new student, transfer student, or whatever, tsukishima probably isn’t gonna notice you at first, sorry :p

don’t get salty tho, i said at first

when he does catch glimpses of you around school, cause let’s face it you’re probably gonna stick out, he’s gonna ask yamaguchi about you

“oh (y/n)? she’s new here, i think she arrived about a week ago.”

tsukishima was kinda shocked that it took him that long to notice you, but he went back to doing his thing

i don’t see him actually going up and talking to you, so let’s say that you two end up working together as partners for a group project

that way he HAS to talk to you and he’ll see just how wonderful you really are, cause let’s face it, you’re wonderful! if anyone disagrees istg ill throw hands

surprise surprise, you two got into a relationship, congrats you lucky son of a-

you don’t know what you love about him.. maybe it’s his sarcastic personality? maybe it’s his height? is it the fact that he’s on the volleyball team? the world may never know let’s be honest who doesn’t love him

tsukishima finds you and your culture very intriguing!

he’ll probably straight up ask you about it too, he’s not gonna tell you why, but it’s pretty obvious it’s because he cares and wants to know more about you :’)

he’ll also do some research!! bc he wants to impress you with how much he knows 😼

teach him your language pls pls pls

if you start talking in another language he’s gonna ask you for a translation

“hm? what does that mean? ahh ok”

totally isn’t taking notes nope no sir

he’ll probably pick up some things from you curse words and use the phrases when he’s yelling at hinata and kageyama bonding with his teammates! such a nice guy

oh the music

he’s definitely gonna wanna know about your music

make a playlist consisting of famous songs from where you’re from and send it to him, trust me, he’ll love you forever

in return he’ll also make you a playlist from some songs he likes :) that’s when you know he’s in deep

if you’re skin is lighter or darker, he’s gonna love you either way, he doesn’t care about looks a king yes we stan ✊

what he’s gonna care about is if you can handle his salty ass attitude

but, if you don’t love how you look, when you’re cuddling and napping together he’s gonna trace your features with his finger and mumble how beautiful you look and how much he loves you 👉👈

you two decide not to go bragging to the whole school just yet that the two of you are together

but tsukishima is so tempted to do just that because he doesn’t like how other people at school look at you

he’s really tempted to grab you by the waist and kiss you infront of everyone to show them that there’s no way in hell they have a chance with you

but he doesn’t because he knows people would ask questions and he would find that extremely annoying yamaguchi knows tho, best friend rights

bby gets a little a lot jelly heuheu

so that means that the volleyball team doesn’t know you’re together

and it’s no surprise that tanaka and nishinoya have noticed you walking around school

one day when he entered the gym to practice, he heard tanaka and nishinoya talking about a new girl

they always do that so he ignored them, until he heard your name

“i swear man, have you SEEN (y/n)?”

“of course ive seen her! ive also seen her coming to our games👁👁”

tsukishima was not happy to find out they were talking about you, but he kept his composure

that is until they commented on how pretty and curvy they thought you were

“it’s not like she’ll pay attention to you guys, she’s already with someone.”

when i tell you nishinoya and tanaka went “what👁👄👁”

“HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT TSUKISHIMA??”

“YEA TELL US!!”

shit tsukishima immediately regretted saying anything at all because now they were bombarding him with questions about you

tsukishima thought he could’ve avoided their questions until yamaGUCCI spoke up

“that’s because (y/n)’s dating tsu-”

crap and he immediately shut up once he felt tsukishima’s glare on him, he had forgotten that it was supposed to be a secret

tsukishima hoped that tanaka and nishinoya didn’t hear yams, but they did

and OH BOY, they were so happy that their tsukishima had finally found someone

so happy in fact, they wanted to meet you! like, right now-

“no”

it went on for a couple of days, every time at practice the team would ask about you

how you were doing, if you were eating well, all that good stuff

now, you already knew tsukishima was on the volleyball team as mentioned before, you’ve gone to their games before but when he told you his team wanted to meet you, you were excited!

you asked to meet his friends and when tsukishima saw your exited face, he couldn’t say no he has a soft spot for you

so you walked with him and yamaguchi to practice and you were kind of nervous

you’ve seen how serious they could be on the court especially that little orange speedy gonzales and ngl, they were kind of scary

yamaguchi reassured you tho, telling you that they were all nice and friendly and that they couldn’t hurt a fly

meanwhile tsukishima was scoffing and calling them all idiots, telling you that there’s nothing to be worried about with them if any of them hurt you they would not live to see tomorrow

when you guys arrived at the gym you saw that they were all waiting for you at the door, literally

kinda felt weird having so many eyes on you, but you couldn’t begin to imagine how they must’ve felt during a game

the whole team was ✨mesmerized✨

they wondered why the hec you chose tsukishima out of all people

like, YOU ARE YOU, so pretty, amazing, wonderful— how did the salt shaker manage to catch your interest?

everyone was especially interested in your culture! they asked you questions a translation to what tsukishima would tell them during practice and you would happily answer all of them!

they wanted to know about your language, food, music, etc

you felt so appreciated :’)

you vibed really well with yachi and kiyoko, they were so nice and beautiful now you guys are best friends

you we’re happily chatting amongst his teammates and tsukishima was lowkey getting jealous he’s used to you giving him most of your attention ok??

daichi and sugawara noticed and told the boys to back off and get back to practice

you observed them and realized that tsukishima’s teammates were really nice people, dedicated and determined

when practice was over they all waved to you and tsukishima goodbye, telling you that you should visit them more often

on your walk home you noticed that tsukishima was a little jealous, so you gently intertwined your fingers with his

“as much as i love your teammates, i love you more :)”

you’re gonna make tsukishima bust an uwu lmao he’s so in love with you, but he won’t say it outloud yet

so instead, he squeezes your hand a little tighter and gives your forehead a little kith, hoping that you’ll realize he’ll love you no matter where you come from

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