Help why did my roommates dasher just call and try to get us to give him money and called himself a βsweet little delivery boyβ
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Being an adult means sleeping in your halloween long johns your bf bought you on the living room couch for a few hours until your roomie is home safe from a night out and then sharing a banh mi sandwich on the same couch while she talks about her night out and the current guy sheβs talking to
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On another note I wish I had ear buds instead of headphones rn
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im noticing that for a lot of americans βfree palestineβ has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary
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I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol
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pls send help . Chipotle burrito bowl with queso have mercy on me
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Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.
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I want to follow him around like a cat and run in front of his feet and trip him
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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.
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thinking about bunny sub x wolf dom, being crushed beneath them as they nuzzle their nose against the nape of your neck, their knotted cock sliding between your dripping folds ,,, mocking how badly their poor lil bunny wants the big bad wolf
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hey girl i mean any pronouns
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