the cuntress & some bi dude

do u ever have so many blorbos that you get asked a selfship question and you’re like “wait who do I even like”

Elle's Masterlist

Nikolai Lantsov:

Nine Long Years (ongoing series) - One - Two - Three - Four - Five - Six - Seven

After watching your brothers die, you found yourself working on the Volkvolny. In the many years since then, you somehow became the queen of Ravka while your brother somehow survived firepox and life in the Barrel, rising through its ranks. In disguise during a diplomatic trip with your husband Nikolai, you meet Kaz Brekker for what you think is the first time, only to find out that he is your long-thought-dead little brother.

Second Best (ongoing series) - One - Two - Three

When you were a child, the Lantsov king and queen arranged for their second son to marry you, a rich Ravkan noble family's only daughter. After Nikolai was crowned king, Nikolai broke off the engagement. But the complications of your past and your strict parents make it a nightmare to find a new fiance, so Nikolai promises to help you, yet he slowly realizes the mistake he's made.

Foxtrot (requested oneshot)

All it takes is a dance for Nikolai to fall head over heels in love.

Overboard (requested oneshot)

When you get knocked off the railing of the Volkvolny, your captain dives in after you.

The Panther and the Hound (requested oneshot)

Needing help on a mission at sea, Nikolai recruits a captain feared by slavers and military ships alike. The Panther, as her enemies call her, or, as Tolya and Tamar call her, their sister.

Kaz Brekker

The Lost Princess (ongoing series) - One

The old Queen Mother of Kerch's former royal family is offering a hefty reward to whoever returns her rumored-to-be-alive granddaughter to her. Kaz being Kaz hears about the reward and hatches an elaborate plot involving a fake princess. Reader is a lowly amnesiac orphan and escaped indenture who flees to Ketterdam where she gets tangled in Kaz Brekker's plot.

Tamar Kir-Bataar

Where the Roses Grow (requested oneshot)

You slowly come to realize your feelings for one of the sun summoner's personal guards.

Jimmy McGill brain rot…

Just thinking about reader and mail room Jimmy, how cigarette breaks would turn into coffees which turned into drinks which turned into him eating you out on poor soul’s mail that was now soiled . How he watches you move up while he’s doomed by narrative, how his pinning is sweet and even puppy like at times. Blurred boundaries and wandering hands and absolutely sleazy charm. Jimmy is the kind of person who knows he’s lucky to be with you, breathing down your neck as he fucks you; griping your hips in his big hands as he ruts his hips into you. It’s like he’s trying to be as physically close to you as possibly, deep small thrusts instead of a harsh pounding.

Idk just a lil brain rot…

Top surgery consult this Thursday 🤍🤍🤍

oh that fall out sure does boy

my bracelet probably looks so boring compared to others but I’m so proud :’)

obsessed with how this is phrased

guys I won an award for the best paper in my class for that 39-page paper I wrote for my international women’s human rights class that I put my whole bussy into this final semester :’) it was final paper/assignment in law school and I really didn’t think it was worth much but I’m like actually on the brink of tears I’m so happy

I wanna get back into the swing of writing but I don't have any new ideas, so my requests for the following Grishaverse characters are now open :) I write fem or gn reader, so feel free to specify if you'd like in your request

Nikolai lantsov

Kaz Brekker

Jesper Fahey

Tamar Kir-Bataar

Inej Ghafa

Also, I am considering posting part of a Kaz x reader inspired by the movie Anastasia that I mentioned in this post. If anyone is interested in reading this, I'd love to know <3

“It’s my thigh or nothing, I’m not helping you get off.” For Cyrus × Fem!Reader

I was promised a kidney for this but honestly the fact that you love and support my work will always be more than enough!

Edit- I wrote this right when it was requested but intended to finish it at some point- I didn’t so have this first part of an unfinished fic :3

Living in Sunnyvale and having a situationship with Cyrus came with its own set of difficulties. You didn’t know exactly what you guys were but you know that living next to his sworn enemy was the catalyst for a lot of rough angry sex. Not that you were complaining. Julian, bubbles and Ricky pestered you often about your involvement with Cyrus. You were all sitting around in Julian’s trailer smoking dope laughing about something dumb Ricky said. You all sat in a comfortable silence for a few moments and than Ricky turned to you “why are you dating that fucking dick Cyrus anyway?” It seemingly came out of nowhere but you looked around your friends and they just waited for your response with eager eyes. You sighed “one we aren’t dating..we just hang out.” You say sheepishly and Julian scoffs at you “I can’t believe you bang that creep” you roll your eyes at the man; their disgust used to bother you a lot more but now it was just par for the course. “You guys are just mad that you aren’t banging me” you say confidently and the men collectively groan. You didn’t even know if that statement was true but by how jealous they all acted it be seemed like the logical answer. Bubbles finally spoke after awhile of just listening “you’re a pretty lady and all” he sqawks out and you smile softly with pride “but we care about you. He’s not a good guy!” Bubbles explains and you pat his knee lovingly. A deep blush forms on his cheeks and than Julian speaks again “he can’t even protect you he’s a fucking pussy” Ricky nods. You huff a frustrated breathe and than quickly duck and cover when Ricky pulls out his gun and starts waving it around “he can’t even shoot anything! He’s a dumb idiot coward! He can’t protect you from shit!” Ricky yelled and you got up to leave as Julian and bubbles start scolding him. You yell a goodbye and leave the rest of your dope as a sign of good faith. What they didn’t understand is how sweet Cyrus is with you; fingers in your hair and lips pressed to your neck. Every time you saw him he’d pull you into his lap and say “tell me about your day baby.” It felt so intimate. There was definitely feelings involved on both sides but you weren’t about to be the dumb girl that tries to tie a guy like Cyrus down. He was also so amazing in bed; when you guys were alone and he starts touching you, you lose all brain function. you found your way once again in Cyrus’s car; you’d called him the second you left Julian’s trailer. He was quick to pick you up; eager to get laid probably. As he pulls in front of your trailer the boys are sitting around the shit mobile now drinking. You close your eyes and take a deep breathe bracing for the annoyance you are about to endure. Cyrus makes eye contact with Ricky as he goes in and kisses you hello. Before you could commend Ricky for keeping his cool Cyrus yells out “Fuck off Ricky. I’ve got work to do” and points to you. You shove him with your elbow as you bury your face in your hands. Ricky loses it throwing a beer bottle and screaming at your non boyfriend’s red corvette as he speeds out. Cyrus has always been a tough nut to crack, if felt like he was constantly on a losing streak but with you it felt like he was winning. It started out as just fucking someone hot that he was pretty sure Julian and Ricky were interested in but now it turned into another person accepting him as he was even if it meant you being okay with him keeping you at arms length. You hadn’t discovered how much of a loser he was yet and he was eager to keep it that way.

me @ chargers

AHHHHHHHHH I SEE MY BOYFRIEND IN LIKE 12 HOURS 🥹🥹🥹

HELLO I PASSED MY MASTERS DEFENSE