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voltron as textposts etc. 14

(personally i find some these hilarious and also very fitting, lmk what you think), i need feedback

So you’ve heard of “Lance talks about Keith and Spanish and Keith has no idea what’s going on” a beloved classic

But I bring you “Keith’s a born and raised Texan, (Texas has one of the highest Spanish speaking populations in the US) who was also partially raised by Adam who spoke Spanish around the house a lot. And so he understands most of what Lance is saying but is to embarrassed to admit he knows that Lance has talked about how soft his hair looked on at least three separate occasions “

"Well... I don't see anything physically wrong with you, Shiro."

"Are you sure? Cuz' I'm sure I felt... something."

[ AKA Shiro is a liar about his injuries to see medic Adam. ]

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poor shiro cannot catch a fucking break can he. first he gets a crippling disease he's got two years to live. then an angsty wattpad breakup with his boyfriend then he gets kidnapped by aliens and pumped full of alien weed then he crashes on earth with so much walking midlife crisis energy that he gains the skinning puppies to make a fur coat hair, and then he immediately gets shot right back into space by his shittass little brother and weirdo friends with the literal matt clone. then this poor man is made the leader of an alien war, becomes a father to four fuckass teenagers through accidental child acquisition, is forced into the kim kardashian lifestyle by a ginger on drugs, gets kidnapped again, gets cloned, fucking dies, somehow comes back (yeah I'm not really clear about this) then this pathetic wet cat of a man, this stressed jean valjean father of four, experiencing his fourth midlife crisis and millionth mental breakdown, gains that senior citizen swag at twenty five. you could colour match his hair with a polar bear. then he witnesses a walking loreal ad (derogatory) get melted alive, watches a castle get blown up, loses three years in a space time jump and then finds out his ex- fiance who broke up with him right before he left has fucking died in a purple thumb invasion before he got to marry him. but oh no no no that's not the end for this poor sad man. poor guy doesn't get a second to grieve before he is visually assaulted by a less cunty sue sylvester ripoff and her gang of bitchy cheerios (this is admiral s*nda), and yet again made a leader against his will, and shot right back off into space again. then he watches the only other responsible adult in this entire franchise (hot badass space princess who like shiro did not catch a break) sacrifice herself and is left a struggling father. ends up marrying some random fucko. all while suffering through his shitass hot topic brother and blueberry disaster's doomed yaoi romance. oh yeah and he's only got one arm. give the guy a BREAK. FREE my man he doesn't deserve this 🔥🔥

Klance and Adashi parallels that keep me up:

Keith and Adam: both went and did something sewer slideal (to be fair though Adam was ordered and Keith got saved by Lotor)

Lance and Shiro: both died but ended up coming back to life (Lance via Alluras powers and Shiro via having his conscience being put inside a clone), they're also both like mega flirts and disasters

Shiro and Keith: wanting to be in space no matter what and helping people constantly

Lance and Adam: love piloting but also wanting to be on Earth (I like to think Lance helps out on the farm but he's also the new lead MFE pilot for the Garrison and is teaching a new generation)

Also both ships have their own holt sibling that more than likely annoyed them about their crushes (Matt definitely bugged Shiro more than Adam and Pidge definitely bugged Lance more)

If yall have any other parallels throw them down

rewatching voltron with the knowledge that shiro is gay and has an ex-fiancé is actually very funny because that means when he got back to earth after being held captive and forced to fight gladiator style in space prison his first and main concern was to get the FUCK back to space without alerting anyone else that he was on earth at all. and yanno what that is so valid i too would be so embarrassed and never want to see my ex again after he specifically told me not to go to space and i didn’t listen and that resulted in the break up of our almost marriage and on the space mission he told me not to go on i got alien kidnapped and thrown into the middle of an intergalactic war.

honestly shiro is the kind of guy who would set up and plan an elaborate marriage proposal but then ruin it by asking in the heat of the moment. truthfully i do believe that shiro had a whole plan on asking adam to marry him, he convinced matt, pidge, and keith to help him out and planned this wonderful night but then in the middle of laughing his ass off just asking adam to marry him

shiro: *on the verge of tears* i wanna marry you 

 adam: then do it 

shiro: what? 

adam: you are so bad at proposing takashi. yes let’s get married

takashi tuesday #2 | (2/2)

Adam (Reading an online ‘What’s my spirit animal’ quiz): Where would you rather nap? In a box, in a sun spot, under a desk, or in a clothes basket. Shiro (Thinking about it): Probably under a desk. Adam (Confused): Under a desk? Shiro (Shrugging it off): Yeah, it’s not that bad. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it. – Keith: Hey Shiro, how did you know you were into.. You know.. Guys? Shiro: Remembering the the various games of spin the bottle he played in highschool Shiro: ..When you know, you know. – Lance (About to toss him something): Shiro, think fast! Shiro (Startled): The X-43! Lance (Confused): Wh- What? Shiro (Clearing his throat): You said think fast. – Shiro (Teenager): Where do you think we go when we die? Matt (Also a teenager): Snorts, The shadow realm. Shiro (Disturbed): What?

-- Some incorrect quotes just for fun :D I'm planning to do a short continuation of this post next week, so stay tuned for that. As always, Happy Takashi Tuesday! (p.s. NASA's X-43 is the fastest plane, that's what he was talking about.)

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is it just me or is adashi the straightest gay couple ever

I need to be active on this blog more and be silly about my obsessions, aka the fictional men I absolutely adore throughout the years of my childhood. Thanks to Mush, for putting Voltron on my feed, I am thinking about my first ever obsessions which is Shiro from Voltron. I will not explain why or how this became to be. All I remember is that I was a young child falling in love with a traumatized fatherly figure. 🧍‍♂️

Like. . . LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO SILLY 😭

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