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#voltron incorrect quotes
mushed-kid · 4 months
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voltron as texposts etc. 9
(i actually made two posts today yay!)
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yunviz · 3 months
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Keith: I fell—
Lance: From heaven?
Keith: No, I literally fell—
Lance: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Keith: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Lance: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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shitty-voltron · 9 months
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Lance: *walks into a door*
Keith: he’s so stupid. I can’t believe I’m gonna kiss him
Pidge: well you don’t have to
Keith: no I’m gonna
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alumi-san · 3 months
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Lance: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Keith: How can you still say that?
Lance: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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loz-tearsofahomo · 4 months
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*keith & lance bickering as always*
Lance: YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID
Keith: AND SO WHAT IF I DO???
Klance: *confused homosexual yelling*
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paladudley · 1 year
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Keith: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Keith: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Pidge: Bonjour.
Hunk: Le growl.
Lance: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
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tending-the-hearth · 10 months
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Lance, throwing their head into Keith's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Keith, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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jeireilostt · 2 years
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Lance telling a story: So I was like flirting with this cute guy or whatever-
Keith, who had no idea Lance liked guys: [WHIPLASH]
Pidge:
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random-apollo-child · 9 months
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Pre kerbros
Adam: BABEEE
Shiro: WHAT
Adam: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER
Shiro: WHAAATT
Adan: I SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER
Keith: why don't you go up and ask him
Adam: because this is fun
Shiro: SUSHI
Adam: ALRIGHT plus he gets pissy after and it's cute
Keith: bleh
Adam: when you meet the right person you'll understand
Post-everything
Keith holding lances hand: adam you were right
Adam: on what
Keith: seeing your boyfriend mad can ve absolutely adorable
Lance and shiro: HUH?
Adam: told you so
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VLD
Lance: Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we barely know each other? Pidge: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.
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mushed-kid · 4 months
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voltron as textposts etc. 8
i made them! hope you like it @evyndor
(keith’s the one with the split tongue)
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one-and-lonely16 · 1 year
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little incorrect quote that i may write at one point who knows:
lance: *storms into room* *sits on bed* *screams into pillow*
hunk, without looking up from his book: i know
lance: his hair!
hunk: i know
lance: what did he do to it?
hunk: i dont know
lance: it looks so hot!
hunk: i know
lance: i just- i want to-
hunk: use your words
lance: he just- i want to- i need to- *makes grabby motion with hands in the air* *flaps hands around* *groans* *makes grabby hands again*
hunk: *turns page in his book* i know
lance: *groans into pillow and collapses back on the bed*
pidge, who was walking past and saw that last bit: *peeks head in* do i even want to know?
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shitty-voltron · 8 months
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Keith, looking fondly to a sleeping Lance: God, I love you
Lance, waking up: did you just say ‘I love you’?
Keith, sweating: I said ‘fuck you’, go back to sleep
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alumi-san · 8 months
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Shira: Lance kissed you?
Keith: *staring woefully out of his window*
Shira: And you said thank you..?
Keith: Yeah.
Shira: Well, that was very polite of you.
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Lance: Thank you?!?! WTF DOES THAT MEAN?!
Pidge: He's stupid Lance, you know that.
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loz-tearsofahomo · 3 months
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Lance: In fact, between my brains and your brawn, I'd say we make a pretty good team
Keith: we do, although technically I have both brains AND brawn
Lance: True, but I have the personality and the winning smile so-
Keith: *laughs*
Lance: was that a laugh keith 🤨🤨
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