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mylifeingotham · 2 months

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audhd-nightwing · 3 months

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jason, coming back from the dead and seeing tim as robin: how could bruce replace me? how could he give robin to someone else?

dick, who created robin in honor of his dead parents and then had bruce take it away and give it to jason without even asking him:

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just-an-enby-lemon · 1 year

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Batman: Crime is abnormaly quiet today, one more round and we should go home, chum.

Robin (Jason): A-Okay. I may even have time to read a bit before going to bed.

Batman: I'll think about it.

Robin: We could go to Bat Burguer! Di-Nightwing said they have an amazing chocolate milkshake.

Batman: I don't know, Robin...

Robin: I'm sure they have banana milkshake as well or something fruity.

Batman: Hm

Robin: I knew it!

Batman: Hm??

Robin: You are a fruit bat.

Batman: what?

Robin: I was reading a book about animals and they say that of the 1200 known species of bats only three are vampire bats. You are too normal to be a vampire bat. Also vampire bats are smaller and you are very big and vampire bats move solo and while you like to prented to be moody and lonley you have me, Agent A, Batgirl and Nightwing and that just in Gotham. So you are a fruit bat. And you love fruity things.

Batman: *smilling* I suppose.

Robin: And that means we are going to drink the milkshakes because you can't refuse fruit things!

Batman: Because I'm a fruit bat.

Robin: Yeah!!

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Robin (Damain): I'm the son of Batman, I'll drink your blood, Hood.

Red Hood: Nah, B's totally a fruit bat and as the "blood son" that just means you like banana milkshake, sorry demon brat.

Batman: *in the background, accidentaly listens* *happy hm*

#jason todd #red hood #robin #can you tell I prefer jason as robin and feel sad dc stoled it from me?#i wanna know who he would be without the trauma and the pit #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #batfam #bruce wayne is a good dad #at least in my head he is in cannon is complicated #fluffy #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #also yes baby jay implied bruce was to mid to be a rare type of bat #it was first a reference to him not having powers but i coudn't resist a light you're too normie

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shower-phantom-ideas · 6 months

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Bruh emotional support ghost kid? Well thats what they are calling him

Suicide cases in gothem are about to fucking plummet boiz cause this one weird blue eyes, black haired boy is now heading to your location.

How does he know where to be? Having a bad day and are all alone? No the fuck your not cause don’t turn around now but theres some shiny blue eyes coming at you from that dark ally. Oh shit hes here to drop some information about you and your lost loved ones that he should know. Oh god the closure. How could you have been afraid on this sweet, creepy, boy who just helped you find your way.

Meanwhile Danny is chillin in Gothem cause the GIW hate it there (none of they equipment actually functions in Gothem so it’s either super haunted or actually not haunted at all). Then all of a sudden he gets approached by a random ghost begging for his help because their sweet baby girl is about to do something horrible. Oops now all the ghosts are following their most loved ones around just to make sure they are there to rush to Danny for help when all else fails. Now hes getting to fulfil his protection obsession double time because one hes helping protect people from themselves and two hes protecting everyone in Gothem by stopping people from becoming villains for revenge. Plus he gets to see first hand how hes making a difference because all those people he saved are sending him some good vibes from all across Gothem.

Thank god he followed Jazz around so much to slightly absorb some of her phycology knowledge over the years. Plus it was actually pretty interesting so she gave him her old text books. Shes also helping him deal with the rare events where he can’t save someone. Just a moment too late or he stops them but they later succeeded in the hospital. Neither are his fault. Now only if he could convince his core of that.

Anyway why Gothem you ask? Amity Park would have been just as good tbh but imagine Batmans face when he finally gets to be face to face with the emotional support ghost boy. Why is he here? Bruce is fine. Batman is fine. Hes not gonna do anything crazy. It’s just a hard time of year. Around their death always gives him grief. But hes an adult and can manage it.

“You know they are so proud of you.” The boy states. As if it’s clear as day, even though it’s Gothem and never a clear day. Batman blinks at him, stunned for a moment. “What?” This boy can’t possibly know that. No one will ever know that, Bruce can only hope. “They see their home, full of such life. That big house that felt so empty, so cold, to them as well for years. Then you filled it with Family and Love like they had always wanted for you. They are so proud of what you have turned it into. Somewhere full of life and warmth.” A small smile graces his face as finally “you have made your parents so proud” and its all he can do to contain himself. Emotions are running high and sue him because he really did need to hear that ok. The boy suddenly looks to Bruces right with a confused face “aren’t all basements like that though?” Before Bruce can even get a word in hes gone. Just vanished before his eyes.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dpxdc #dp x dc #batman #I just wanted to write danny walking up to the buggest toughest batman and make him cry tears of relief #danny is helping his subjects find closure while always feeding his protection obsession #let him be interested in his sisters word #also god imagine bruce just having a bad time of it cause is the anniversary of his parents death #than the ghost kid just walks up and tells him exactly what he needed to heat #yes they are proud of the word batman does #he knows he has saved lives #but what about him as a father #would his father be ashamed of his parenting skills #would his mother be discusted at how he treats his children #he always remembers his parents as good parents so he wants to do right by them by also being a good parent #anyone can risk their life for another but few can be a good father #actually it’s easy just love your kids and sont walk out and leave them with an insane bitch of a mother #dad im lookin at you #and dknt marry your fucking step sister dad #isnt our family tree circle enough. why must u follow in grandmothers footsteps #at least with him is marrage related aye?#oops im rabling about my daddy issues teehee

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insertcoolusernamehereee · 5 months

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HEAR ME OUT.

Credit to @arrowheadedbitch for the idea! For those who haven’t seen they’re post, here’s the basic idea:-

Y’know how Damian doesn’t have a middle name? Yeah, so do you also know how siblings constantly shout each others full name to annoy/scare the other? So I pictured a few scenarios of when his siblings quickly thought of a ‘random’ middle name for him:-

Damian:- TIMOTHY JACKSON DRAKE WAYNE!!!

Tim:- DAMIAN TIMOTHY AL-GHUL WAYNE!!

Damian:-

Tim:-

Damian:-

Tim:- That’s was completely on accident-

Duke:- Omg

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Stephanie:- DAMIAN STEPHANIE AL-GHUL WAYNE!

Damian:- *annoyed* What do you want Brown-

Stephanie:-

Damian:- WAIT-

Stephanie:- OMFG DUKE IT WORKED, OMG OMG-

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Damian:- RICHARD JHON GRAYSON-WAYNE!?

Dick:- Oh Um- you’re full naming me-

Damian:- *glare*

Dick:- Uhm, DAMIAN, RICHARD AL-GHUL WAYNE???

Damian:-

Dick:-

Damian:-

Dick:- …Y’know, that actually has a ring to it-

Damian:- nO-

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Alfred:- Damian Pennyworth Al-Ghul Wayne, Come over here in this very instant!

Damian:-

Jason:-

Bruce:-

Tim:-

Dick:-

Cassandra:-

Duke:- Awww Alfred! I told you to make it Damian Duke Al-Ghul Wayne :((

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Bonus:-

I also think Bruce would just be very confused on what Damian’s middle name should be??? So, here ya go:-

Reporter:- Awww! And what is Damian’s full name?

Bruce:-

Bruce:- *Looks at his children*

Jason:- Damian Princess of Themiscara Wayne :) (Al-Ghul removed due to press)

Bruce:-

Damian, sulkily:- It’s better than Damian ‘JaSoN’ Wayne >:(

Bruce:-

Bruce, Tiredly:- His name is Damian Princess of Themiscara Wayne

Reporter:- ???

Talia, watching from the League for some reason:- ?!?

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The reblogs to this are pure gold! Check em out.

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minty364 · 7 months

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DPXDC Prompt #58

Gotham is a city with a lot of ambient ectoplasm, enough that the Fentons move here instead of Amity Park. Danny being a pretty smart kid being the son of 2 scientists gets a scholarship to Gotham academy where he makes friends with Tim and Damian. Well the 2 were only doing it at first because they wanted to keep an eye on them scientists rarely didn’t become rouges in Batman’s gallery so can you really blame them for being cautious?

Danny is telling them about the portal that they were trying to build and how it wasn’t working and how Danny felt guilty about it. The 3 venture down there when the parents are gone and Danny wearing his hazmat goes into the portal while the other 2 watch on. Danny trips and no one’s having a good time.

They decided to take Danny to Wayne manor until they can figure out what exactly happened to him, unfortunately Danny’s new powers act up and he winds up phasing through the floor into the basement… or more accurately the Bat cave.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #Danny and Jazz grow up in Gotham #Danny gets his powers in front of Damian and Tim #now they’re all traumatized #Does it count as character death if it’s Danny?#I’ve always thought if you describe it at all then yes #I’ve never told anyone in my life how much I love Danny Phantom so absolutely no one knows it’s my favorite show #Like even my mom and I tell her almost everything #All my prompts are free for everyone to use #My goal in life is to spread creativity #I also want more DPXDC fanfics so that’s why I started this #My asks are still open btw #Bruce definitely approved Danny’s scholarship just to keep an eye on him

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mistergreatbones · 3 months

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People always say bruce kidnapped jason immediately after meeting him but at least he only took him in after leaving him at the crime orphanage didn’t work out. With cass they had exactly one conversation consisting of them drawing in the dirt and throwing punches at each other while bruce projected his past experiences onto her and then he was welcoming her in like “i have complete confidence that she won’t kill anybody”

#batfam #i can not stress enough that I am not exaggerating.#Bruce genuinely left Jason at ‘Ma Gunn’s School for Boy’ and Ma Gunn tried to force Jason into goon hood #she was trying to get the boys to steal shit it was literally Oliver Twist #and Cass? first meeting was b guessing what Cass’ gestures meant #gestures such as ‘no speaking only fighting’ which b only could guess at because he also trained under Cain #then Cass drew a picture of 2face in the dirt with a stick and indicated she wanted to beat him up as well as her father #b told her not to. she did so anyways and it impressed batman and him and babs give her the batgirl suit #next issue Bruce is directing all his allies and Tim’s like hey who’s the assassin chick and Bruce is like don’t worry about it I trust her #jason todd #cassandra wayne #cassandra cain #I mean bruce DID take in a child he only met a day ago and invited him to be robin before telling him his name #so like yes it’s still a ridiculous and probably irresponsible thing to do #bones' bitching hours

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maskyartist · 2 months

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late night crew gets secret oc/canon lore cause ur special and im in a giving mood

beatdrop owns a casino, and john dory is john dory i refuse to believe he doesnt owe people money. beatdrop has eden on speed dial and she's able to find anyone anywhere (no one knows how)

she and jd have an "on-off" thing going on. eden's not really meant to kill him just keep an eye on him. she thinks his antics are silly

eden kinda wanders when shes not busy with work, but somehow always finds here way to john's current campsite. he's kinda scared of how easy she finds him without any information...

eden just knows :)

#masky says #oc: eden #doodles #trolls dreamworks #trolls john dory #trolls oc #YES I FELL DOWN THE HOLE FUCK YALL I NEED SOMETHING IN MY LIFE #THIS IS FOR ME DAMN IT >:(#i wanna be part of the club yall look like ur having so much fun..... :(#eden's surprisingly chill like she rolls with everything #she gets along well with bruce i feel but she does feel hes a lil too much of a dad sometimes #she IS pretty young shes mid 20s butt she doesnt like being parented it drives her nuts #she n clay read together. she likes poetry cause shes dramatic :) its a guilty pleasure thing they indulge #idk i feel like she dont like floyd that much...like floyd's indifferent towards her but eden doesnt ACTIVELY t ry to make him like her #she doesnt really care #she likes branch. hes funny. hes got ties to a queen. hes a smart kid for sure.#good to keep an eye on just in case beatdrop needs a tell

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audhd-nightwing · 2 months

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things in DC canon i’ll literally never get over

1. dick finds out batman replaced him as robin (without asking him) from the NEWSPAPER and simultaneously finds out bruce adopted a new kid without telling him (to make things worse: bruce didn’t even adopt dick)

2. dick finds out jason died from the newspaper (AGAIN? REALLY BRUCE?) and bruce had the fucking funeral WITHOUT HIM while he was still in space

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gayemeralds · 26 days

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god you know the conspiracy theories about how jason todd died in universe would be off the charts you KNOW people would be convinced that bruce fucking killed him

#i think about the fact that bruce has to strip him of his Robin costume #which like. yes obviously. it makes sense to do that.#but that means he’s given clothes he did NOT explode in #evidence has been clearly tampered with #would the forensics team NOT find that strange? to blow up jason todd and then come back for his clothes???#also even if he exploded he still looked to be in relatively good condition #which means they’ll likely be able to tell that he was beaten severely before the explosion #also like………. i wonder if they’d be able to tell that he was wearing some sort of armor since he didn’t explode as bad as he should’ve #and like. this is the sort of case that would garner enough attention for the police/csi teams to actually Try in. like #this is Bruce Wayne’s SON.

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martyrbat · 2 years

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choices - batman: haunted knight

[ID: a black and white panel of Bruce Wayne talking to Alfred Pennyworth. They're both dressed in suits and Bruce hesitantly considers, "Maybe... I don't have to work tonight..." and Alfred responds, "If the choice is between parading about the city in your Long John's or getting a good night rest-". The second photo is a blue thought box. Bruce thinks, "I don't have a choice... Crime never sleeps." The third photo is black and white again and has Bruce's silhouette in the open doorway that leads to the Batcave. The light behind Bruce is pure white and it looks like Bruce has a robe on. Alfred is in an overlaying panel and looks at him with disapproval. He sarcastically comments, "Oh, good show, Sir. For a moment, I was afraid you'd have a rational thought." END ID]

#yes i know its titled fears in the collected version and yes i dont care. choices is a better title. bite me.#babygirl you have executive dysfunction <33 #<- apparently a tag i already had but #reminder bruce wayne is a man with ocd and canonly speculated to be autistic and has to have a caregiver #even with alfred dead he has other people constantly telling him to come to bed. to go get something to eat. to not neglect the necessities #bruce wayne #crypt's panels #alfred pennyworth #c: batman: haunted knight | choices

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worstloki · 2 years

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#Loki will be aroace and miss that his brother is courting like 5 midgardians and that the entire team he's living with are together #nat and clint making out in the kitchen and loki walks past them to the pantry to grab some chocolate sprinkles #like yeah yeah okay everyone has needs of course Steve and Bruce are cuddling but can they not take up the entire couch i need to sit down #Loki like hey Thor where'd u get those suspicious markings do you need me to heal you and Thor says Clint holds New York against him too #Loki is like ah yes. sparring.#Loki like I don't understand why we already have game night on fridays why does the team leave me alone on saturdays too #do they not like me :(#they're always making excuses to leave the room discretely when I'm around :(#Loki hanging out with Jane who also doesn't know about the Avengers she just knows that she and Thor didn't work out #btw this has happened twice Thor and the warriors 4 were totally together #Loki just doesn't find this out until after the AVengers thing gets out at which point Thor is like uhhh Loki how did u not know im poly #Loki isn't even reacting at this point he's just like numb inside like oh. okay then. thanks for telling me. i need to lay down for a while

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benbamboozled · 1 year

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Bruce Wayne Headcanons

that I cannot reconcile with current/most/ALL of his comics characterization but I hold onto nevertheless

—Bruce Wayne!! trains each of his Robins with the goal of them becoming better than him.

—Bruce Wayne!! intends for the Robins to be his actual failsafe if he ever went off the deep end. (Fuck that weirdo robot lol.)

—Bruce Wayne!! 1000% blames himself for Jason Todd’s death I don’t care what the comics have had him say or what his dumbass inner-narrative has said…*handwave handwave* all of that was just him desperately trying to cover the hole in his heart from failing his son so completely.

#Bruce Wayne headcanons #yes this IS a stealth rant about BvR and other things I hate.#the Jason Todd one in particular…like…#FIRST OF ALL—what fucking parent blames their teen kid for being *murdered in cold blood by a serial killer*??? NOT ONE THAT I WANT TO KNOW!#SECOND OF ALL—BRUCE DIDN’T EVEN *KNOW* THAT JASON WAS FUCKING *THERE*!!!! LIKE…#HOW WOULD HE *NOT* LOOK BACK ON THAT AND GO ‘I should have been better for him’?????#and like…as I’ve said before—I could buy him using The Story Of Jason Todd as like a Teachable Moment (tm)#to try to get SOMEthing of value out of Jason’s BRUTAL MURDER BY A NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLER—#WHO THEN WENT ON TO TRY TO KILL THE ENTIRE UN BTW.#but like…he *himself* thinking that Jason was to blame??? NO WAY. nuh uh #not Mr. Tortured By Being Unable To Save His Parents When *He* Was A Child. NO. DO NOT PASS GO.#man I feel like I had a third point but idk I’m too angyy lol.#idk WHY WOULD BRUCE NOT BLAME HIMSELF FOR LEAVING JASON ALONE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!#IT DOESN’T FUCKING ADD UP!!!#YOU CAN’T TELL ME A DUDE IS ALL *HAUNTED BY HIS PAST* AND THEN THE THING THAT FUCKING WELL *SHOULD* HAUNT HIM…#HAVE HIM BE LIKE ‘lol sucks to suck.’#YOU CANT EVEN SAY IT’S UNRELIABLE NARRATION BECAUSE IT IS NEVER CHALLENGED *WITHIN THE FUCKING* NARRATIVE!!!#LIKE SURE IF THE *GOAL* WAS TO HAVE BRUCE WAYNE BE A FULL-ON HUMBERT HUMBERT LEVEL BIG FUCKING LIAR THAT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO DO IT—#BUT THAT IS CLEARLY *NOT* WHAT IS HAPPENING!!! WE ARE CLEARLY SUPPOSED TO THINK ‘aw poor Bruce too bad Jason sucked so hard. :(’#okay *deep breath exhales smoke from my nostrils* okay I think I’m done.

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tinkerbelldetective · 7 months

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Am watching Under the Red Hood for the first time and even though it's about Jason (who is voiced by JENSEN ACKLES!!!!), I still can't help but love and notice Dick and Bruce.

I grew up watching Batman 1966, so for the longest time, Dick was the only Robin I knew about, so Dick will always be my Robin, but this feels different. Dick and Bruce are in sync. Dick and Bruce fight so well together. It's Nightwing giving Batman a hand. It's Batman catching Nightwing, who grabs out to his father and partner with trust.

I love that. It's right there and so effortlessly done, and I'm so glad.

#like in YJ when Aqualad tells Robin the team isn't like him and Batman because him and Batman don't have to talk they just know.#dick grayson #bruce wayne #also sidenote Bruce Greenwood is tied with Kevin Conroy as my favorite animated Batman voice #and Jensen Ackles as Jason??#yes #this movie has JASON ISAACS #wish Jesse McCartney was Dick Grayson though #but oooh wee #also the Batman 1989 continuity? the Joker falling in the vat? HELLBYE #but also the train system from Nolanverse

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kitxvoss · 1 year

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it’s gonna be okay.

#kitbell #kit voss #randolph bell #the resident #Jane leeves #bruce greenwood #mine #kb: 6x08 #the way he's so rattled #and she is right there by his side the whole time #and there to hold him #and tell him yes #it will be okay #I love these idiots #kb mine #mine kv #mine tr #mine rb

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uncharted-constellations · 2 years

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A Jason timeline ! I know time wise it doesnt really make sense for jason to have 2 robin costumes but shut up and also he seems to have enough of a growth spurt to need one so :p

But yeah first red hood costume is a bit of a mix between the under the red hood look and the dickbats full supervillain look, as dramatic and camp as jason can be it the cape just didnt scream actually scary crime boss im sorry bro, second look is more of the new 52 early rebirth look, and third costume i just took some of my favorite elements from like challengers of beyond era because its just personally one of my favorite jason eras look wise. I was gonna do that sorta hoodie vest look but it seems like they ditched that pretty quick after rhato ended which im not mad about tbh, altho i didnt hate the mask which is why its an option.

Also yes i know pit eyes are fanon, do i care? No

#jason todd #robin #red hood #dc #art #my art #redesign #jasons design motifs are the banded boots and also the thigh detailings #and the red domino masks a bit #also yes moved the taped on bat symbol onto the current era #listen bruce… can fuck off #the batsymbol is for sibling shit and sibling shit only #i want bb bruce and current comic bruce to get locked in a cage match together so bb bruce can beat him with his cane #i cant say how theyre writing him in the main batman comics right now anymore but #it doesnt seem good anywhere else i can tell you that #but yeah i view kind of the removal of the white again as sortve that same thing as i did with damian where its sortve talia/the league #influence and shit #so removing it is sort of a bruce compromise #but then obviously fuck bruce so the lighter colors return #also i always forget hes barely older than tim #so yeah hes still growing as red hood #its funny to me that these gangs are getting fucked over by some kid who still needs to let out his hems #and also sad #but you know #younger jason is paler than older jason because he probably didnt eat very well back then #also gotham doesnt get a lot of sun

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