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worstloki · 3 hours

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#ooooooo shinyy

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worstloki · 8 hours

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anyway i love u "losers" and "boring" people in ur teens and 20s i love you anxious people i love you autists i love you disabled people i love you chronically ill people i love you immunocompromised people i love you people who can't go out and do stereotypical teen/20s activities and i love you people who don't want to. forever!!!

#yeah YEAH!!!

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worstloki · 9 hours

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maybe not at the same time. maybe consecutively, one after the other.

Mcu is just Loki living his worst life

#sure i'll agree with that #good suggestion

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worstloki · 9 hours

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Chapters: ¾ Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Loki/Thor (Marvel), Loki & Thor (Marvel) Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Frigga | Freyja (Marvel), Odin (Marvel) Additional Tags: Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Asgard (Marvel), Pre-Thor (2011), Loki Needs a Hug (Marvel), Parent-Child Relationship, Asgardian Magic (Marvel), Wet Dream, No Underage Sex, Ridiculous Ways To Diffuse An Argument, Implied Mpreg, There is no actual pregnancy, Asgard Needs Sex-ed, Puberty, Incest, Sibling Incest, Incest Thoughts ONLY, POV First Person, Bad Parent Odin (Marvel), Protective Frigga (Marvel) Summary:

Pubescent older brother Thor pulling out all the stops to diffuse his parents arguing.

“Mother, I don’t feel well.”

Her eyes flick between me and my father and I can see Loki to the side turning his head to watch me dare to interrupt. “Is it a fever? Olaf has a son who is sick with a fever.” She’s tutting at my cool and dry forehead, already prepared to move on, Father is already grumbling.

I snatch her hand back. “No, it’s my stomach. I’ve felt sick with nausea all morning. I heard some of your handmaidens speak before on something called ‘morning sickness’? That morning sickness means you’re with child and-” Mother snaps her head back to look at me, brows drawn together. “and mother I think you must take me to a healer to see if I am with child.”

Inspired by @worstloki and @moopzies on tumblr

#this is still so funny and cute

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worstloki · 9 hours

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could be his best life. if someone would give him a hot chocolate

Mcu is just Loki living his worst life

#im convinced a blanket and a hug could actually resolve many issues #alas #you'd need to know decent people for that

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worstloki · 9 hours

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Born to write an essay about Loki and his similarities and differences with captain America

Forced to get an education 😭

#so true #Thor respects Steve and Loki would like that too

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worstloki · 9 hours

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(from the Phase One: Thor novel)

#bro hates sucking and pulling canonically #also feeling cold (unrelated)

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worstloki · 10 hours

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very funny that toji vacant father implications lose to megumi hypothetically being a cute kid because everyone wants toji to have tried

#toji such a baddie the father in absentia implications gets ignored for the guy being unbothered broke and in love with his wife #fair enough i mean #it's about the same to argue either way XD #jjk #but it's sadder to think he tried and was just very bad at it #like i get he loved his wife and the kid was eh but whether he wouldn't have sold the kid in the end is a ?#and he did not want to fight his child so there's that #doing better than SOME notable father figures #>.>#low bar maybe

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worstloki · 11 hours

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(^-^)b

#very good very metaphorical symbolical thematical

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worstloki · 12 hours

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The eternal question - is it worse to read the words of someone who hates a character you love but is accurate/respectful in their points/portrayal, or someone who loves them more than you do but strips them of all nuance and greyness to legit "they did nothing wrong" when they did SO MUCH WRONG?

#second one worse for sure #hate the character as they are for what they've done #mischaracterisation is like having the character tag taken over by a different character with the same name

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worstloki · 12 hours

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*during The Avengers*

Loki, running through the palace: mum. MUM.

Frigga, concerned: what is it loki?

Loki, panting: thor... thor -

Frigga, very concerned: thor? is he okay?

Loki: THOR IS WEARING YOUR DRAPES

#literally stole them off the wall

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worstloki · 12 hours

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#this is the look Thor reserves for when Loki does weird magic things I think #Thor: wait others can do magic? would’ve sworn it was only a Loki thing—MURDER HAMMER ATTACK!!!!!!

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worstloki · 13 hours

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#this man is waging level 3 psychological warfare on his opponents

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worstloki · 13 hours

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????????? was it a good dream ?

it's actually really funny that no one accused Loki of forcing those actors to put on a play about himself after Thor 3 as if that's the only type of show they put on now, at threat of death. Thor 4 retroactively confirmed that the actors are passionate about their jobs and plain enjoy playing the characters but wild no one considered beyond 'he's a diva' or 'he was subtly funding the arts and improving cultural outlook on other races'

#important

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worstloki · 13 hours

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very carefully explaining to the princes of asgard that considering a different line of career is a natural stage that occurs in many lives and a biological science field does not restrict from future options except they were both supposed to be born in the royal line. hobbies are a good alternate example of this as they could be dictated by other sources but well it's the former royal biology tutor claiming this

very carefully explaining to the princes of asgard how recessive genes work and skirting around details because eye colour is the textbook example and one of them has green eyes when neither parent does. hair colour is the other example in the textbook but well one of them has black hair when neither parent did.

#unfortunate but there was no other way

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worstloki · 14 hours

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Hey remember how the zionazis accused the Qassam Brigades of mutilating, beheading, disemboweling children, and they were exposed for lying about it after not presenting evidence for months?

Guess what we have evidence happened at Al Nasser hospital? Guess what we have photos of from the zionazi siege on Al Nasser hospital?

#Palestine

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worstloki · 14 hours

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#'the Middle East Media and Research Institute'#founded and run by israeli/americans and trusted by western news sources for translations #at least there are the memes #Palestine #'Hamas Hezbollah the Houthis and others (!)'

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