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imaginestevetony · 3 months
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Tony: I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart. Steve: You did that when you signed. Tony: Alright we're done. You're gonna come with us, now! Because it's us! Because I'm pregnant! Steve: What? Everyone: What??? Spider-Man: Oh wow! Congratulations Mr. Iron Man, sir! Rhodey: So that's why you've been extra moody. - The End of Civil War -
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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months
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I have a request son of omni man reader x tara carpenter
Y/N confronts Ghostface…
Y/N: leave my girl alone
Y/N pushes Ghostface, sending them hurling into the several walls…
Tara hugs her man tightly…
Tara: thank you baby
Y/N: of course, my final girl
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[Tony is planning a date]
Bruce: Hey, what is all that?
Tony: It's the Guggenheim Museum's site. Steve likes art...
Bruce: *nods*
Tony: ...and I like funny words.
Bruce: *shakes his head*
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fanonsupremecy · 18 hours
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Sam: So, are you two dating now?
Dean & Cas: Yes.
Sam: Why?
Dean: I happen to find Cas very appealing.
Sam: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Cas.
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sunnysideprincess · 10 months
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Steve Rogers in Avengers Endgame: A Summary.
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mrcreative8899 · 2 years
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Tony: You are the man I love the second most.
Steve *tearing up*: then who is the man you love most?
Tony: Myself, of course.
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tinytony-snack · 4 years
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Steve: hey guys, I’m going for a run. Do you want anything on my way back?
Avengers: *place their orders*
Tony: one coffee as black as my soul
Avengers:
Steve:
Steve: okay then, see you later. *makes eye contact with Tony* And someone pour Tony a cup of soy milk from the fridge
Tony: *outraged gay gasp*
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Steve: Natasha and Sam are drunk and trying to play matchmaker with us again… Should I remind them that we’re married?
Tony: No, it’s more fun this way.
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unsureavenger · 2 years
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Steve: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.
Tony: Mine just says ‘Tony, no’.
Steve: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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stony4eva · 3 years
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cleve98 · 4 years
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- Tony Stark in Avengers: Endgame (2019)
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poisonandbiryani · 3 years
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Okay Stony headcanon alert:
Peter introduces Steve to satisfying and comforting videos.
Tony: Steve, I am not the ideal person to say this. But it has been 3 days since you slept.
Steve: *Pupils wide, hair ruffled, face flushed* I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS PERSON CUTTING DIFFERENT SOAPS. IT IS TREASURE, TONY!
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Natasha: Congratulations, Steve, you snagged the perfect boyfriend... Tony's rich, he's probably got other characteristics.
Steve: ...
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fanonsupremecy · 2 days
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Sam: This totally sucks, man.
Dean: This is horrible.
Sam: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.
Dean: No, it’s not that, it’s Cas.
Dean: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault, that bitch!
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vanillaavengerlings · 3 years
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Natasha: So Steve, how’s your search for true love going so far?
Steve: I just haven’t met anybody who is not completely self-absorbed and impossible to have a conversation with.
Tony: If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.
Steve:
Natasha: Bozhe moi...
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pineapplebread · 4 years
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From a convo with @avengersandco
Inspired by Mean Girls and this post
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