Rogue: I’m very generous! Remember that time I gave blood?
Paladin: Whose blood?
Rogue: Eh, some guy’s.
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Scout: *trying on a fancy dress for the first time* There. How do I look?
Spy: Like a cheap French harlot.
Scout: *insulted* French?!
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Alastor: Don’t be a fool, you idiot!
Lucifer: I’ll be whatever I wanna do!
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Bruce: Ok, if everyone's finished bein stupid.
Robin!Jason: I had more, but you go ahead.
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Roxy: heres a question for all u mind readers out there
Roxy:
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Asmo: MC! Are you going to just let him do this?!
MC: I don’t know… I don’t want to crush Mammon’s dreams… Lucifer, you do it.
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Snow: My life wasn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster made it look.
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Arthur: It's dangerous to be wandering alone in the Old West at night.
Arthur: So thanks for walking me back to camp, Sadie.
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Eddie: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse. That's what I always say.
Steve: You should say something else.
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Family Heirloom
Jaune: *stepping through a narrow doorway*
Crocea Mors: *shield pops open just as Jaune steps through the door, causing him to slam into it and fall over*
Jaune: *rubbing his bruised head* I should’ve left you floating in the toilet where I found you! 🤬
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Casey: April, I think you're missing the big picture. When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
April: To have a mom.
Casey: Whatever. The correct answer is to be a superhero!
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George: Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid...
Lockwood: I had more, but you go ahead.
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Jinx: Citizens of Zaun! The cruelty of Silco is a thing of the past!
[crowd cheers]
Jinx: Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land!
[crowd cheers, then is confused]
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Fang: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Izzy: What the fuck?
Frenchie: They’re having an idea.
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JANE: There’s lots of places to meet people in the city!
JAKE: The federal sex bureau!
DIRK: Saucy puppet show.
ROXY: rottign whale carcass
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