Y/N: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Natasha: Y/N, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Wanda: Y/N, you're offered 500,000 dollars, but if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?
Y/N: Of course, I mean, why wouldn't I want 1,500,000 dollars?
Wanda:
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Wanda: baby?
Y/N: yeah?
Wanda: are we together-together? Or just together in a loose sense of the word?
Y/N: you’re asking this now?
Justice of Peace: you may kiss the bride
Wanda and Y/n kiss…
Wanda: oh yeah we’re together-together (giggles)
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Yelena: Do you like my top?
Maria: Yeah, she seems nice
Yelena: What
Nat: What
Kate: (:
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Yelena: Being a girl sucks.
Kate: Being my girl wouldn't.
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Kate: Alright, I’ll admit it. I’m afraid of clowns.
Yelena: You still hang around Barton, though.
Clint, in the vents: HEY!
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Yelena: Quick! Give me something blunt!
Kate: You have the tendency to commit dangerous acts of self-sacrifice and can't let go of a grudge.
Yelena:
Yelena: An object, Kate!
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https://angela-713.tengp.icu/yp/jXogOLQ
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Y/N: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?
Kate: How does it WALK??
Y/N:
Y/N: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?
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Kate: Yel, I need your help!
Yelena: Are we gonna commit a crime?
Kate: No, something better!
Yelena: Nothing’s better than a crime.
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Wanda: so Y/N got the babies covered.
Natasha: great! Now we can have a girls night out!
The two hug each other before kissing Y/N…
Wanda: thank you detka
Y/N: have fun, my loves!
Wanda and Nat head out…
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Yelena: I’ve invited you here to play the deadliest game.
Kate, nodding confidently: Knife Monopoly.
Yelena: What?
Yelena: I was going to play Russian Roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.
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You can't blame any of them
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