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Tony: Tie me up and do whatever you want with me...
Steve: I thought you’d never ask...
Steve: *ties Tony up and makes Tony sleep on schedule*
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[Tony is planning a date]
Bruce: Hey, what is all that?
Tony: It's the Guggenheim Museum's site. Steve likes art...
Bruce: *nods*
Tony: ...and I like funny words.
Bruce: *shakes his head*
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tony: i want to spice things up
steve: i’m allergic to chilli
tony: i meant in the bedroom
steve: it doesn’t matter where I eat it, I’m still going to be allergic
tony: *facepalm
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Tony, to the Avengers: If anything goes wrong today, I just want you to know–
Natasha: If you're gonna say that you've always been secretly gay for Steve, everyone just kind of assumed it.
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Tony: I’m making a documentary about my life. Rogers, I want you to play my father.
Steve: I don’t want to be your father.
Tony: Perfect. You already know your lines.
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Thor: if I was a gardener, I'd put our two-lips together
Bruce: Awww babe <3
Tony: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe
Steve: thanks...I guess
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yes i know i like that trope bc of some deep psychological trauma crap i do not care it makes me happy why can’t you let me be happy please let me be happy i am depressed individual and i need the fictional characters to get away okay
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tony: i’m sorry for all the stuff i said
steve: and for punching me in the face?
tony: no, you definitely deserved that
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Tony: This is bad! I haven't gotten laid in like five months. Everytime I bring home a date, they just leave without so much as a text! Why?
Steve: *polishing his shield* No idea.
Bucky: *sharpening his knives* Beats me.
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Steve: fuck you, stark
Tony: fuck me yourself, Rogers.
Steve: what?
Tony: what?
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Steve: I love you, Tony.
Tony: Me, too.
Tony: I mean I love me, too.
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Natasha: Congratulations, Steve, you snagged the perfect boyfriend... Tony's rich, he's probably got other characteristics.
Steve: ...
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Tony texting Pepper
Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Pepper : Please stop talking.
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Tony: I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart.
Steve: You did that when you signed.
Tony: Alright we're done. You're gonna come with us, now! Because it's us! Because I'm pregnant!
Steve: What?
Everyone: What???
Spider-Man: Oh wow! Congratulations Mr. Iron Man, sir!
Rhodey: So that's why you've been extra moody.
- The End of Civil War -
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Rhodes: Tony, you were pretty drunk last night. You came downstairs and said you were dressed to impress Steve.
Tony: What was I wearing?
Rhodes: Nothing.
Tony: Makes sense.
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Steve: Do you really want to know how I hurt my ankle?
Tony: Yes.
Steve: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class along with Parker.
Tony: Oh my gosh?
Steve: I’ve mastered all the moves- the Pizza Toss, the Tornado, the Scorpion, the Oopsie Doodle.
Tony: Why are you telling me all this?
Steve: *smirks* Because no one will ever believe you.
Tony: Rogers, you sick, sick son of a bitch.
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