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Peter: Oh fiddle sticks! Oh diddly gee golly gosh goldarnit! That really ruffles my feathers! Really dills my pickle!
Tony: [crying in the corner] Please, just say F U C K…
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At least he asked, Tony'd probably just go along with his stupid idea xD
Peter: permission to die?
Tony: permission denied.
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[phone ringing]
Natsha: Yes?
Harley: It's us. Is Tony there with that guy Rhodey set him up with?
Natasha: They're here. And it's not good. Stephen is super-hot.
Peter: Oh my God, I hate Stephen so much.
Harley: Natasha, you and Bucky need to ruin this date. Just spill their drinks on them. Oh, tell lies about Tony. Just do whatever you need to get rid of this guy.
Natasha: On it. [hangs up, to Bucky] Get me a burger!
[Avengers Tower]
Harley: We need to find Steve and make him do something about his feelings.
Peter: He went to that TaskRabbit gig. We have no idea where he is.
Harley: He was walking. He can't be that far.
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Peter: Darn right I'm upset!
Tony: Peter, watch your language!
Peter: ...
Tony: Oh. You did. Sorry.
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When even the T-Rex can't resist the sales 😂
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Tony: Any plans for tonight?
Peter: No.
Tony: Loser.
Peter: Thanks, dad.
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Happy Valentines Day to all ❤️
Bucky: I do not love anyone
Tony: Valentine’s day is coming up but I don’t think I’ll get any cards :(
Bucky:
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Happy New Year!
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this answer to “why do you like iron man” tho- 🥹
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He's done...
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Omg... Surprise adopted 😂
Tony, driving Peter and Morgan: So how was your day kiddos?
Morgan: We almost got surprise adopted!
Tony: What?
Peter: We almost got kidnapped.
Tony: Oh, okay.
Tony, *slams on the brakes*: WAIT WHAT?!
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Pepper: Tony, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn’t you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Tony: I did! A penis one!
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Tony: I'm like fine wine.
Rhodey: You make people do dumb shit?
Tony: …No. I wanted to say, I get better with age.
Rhodey: Hmm. Why not both?
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Bucky: Yep, that's fever. You're officially sick.
Tony: No! I don't want to be sick! I don't have time for this, I have work!
Bucky: You can't throw a tantrum at a flu.
Tony: Sure I can. Watch me.
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😂😂😂
Peter: Don’t worry. I have a plan.
Tony: …I’ll warn Bruce.
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Bucky: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Tony: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
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Quill: Look, I don’t think-
Tony: Oh don’t worry, I’m very much aware.
Quill: …Are you always such an ass?
Tony: No, you just bring out the best in me.
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