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Tony: I'm like fine wine.
Rhodey: You make people do dumb shit?
Tony: …No. I wanted to say, I get better with age.
Rhodey: Hmm. Why not both?
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tincanstark · 3 years
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Peter Parker: Don’t underestimate us. Our family motto is ‘maybe we’ll get lucky this time’
Steve: No! That is not our family motto!
Tony: *shoulder shrugs*
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incorrecttonystark · 3 years
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Tony: How are you feeling?
Peter: I am an iPhone without a case. I’m worth a lot and have a lot of good functions, but I could just shatter randomly
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peter-son-of-tony · 4 years
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tony: saying that i died isn't funny!
peter: but how you died was funny
tony: killed by a blimp? seriously?
peter: hey, it kills over one american every year!
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omgparkerr · 4 years
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Peter, eating a full bowl of haribo sour s'ghetti with chopsticks: mmm you don't get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
Tony: .....
Tony: i'm calling your therapist.
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Tony: You’re starting to forget your Italian. You don’t practice
Peter: Mi dispiace. Sono incinta
Tony: You just told me you’re pregnant
Harley: oh my god congratulations
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Reid: HEY HEY!
Hotch, whispering: shhh, Emily's sleeping.
Reid, whispering: sorry.
Hotch, whispering: what’s up?
Reid, whispering: there’s a fire-
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aosbuskids · 3 years
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Daisy: You’re looking a little updog.
May: What’s updog?
Daisy: FITZ, GET IN HERE AND BRING YOUR MONEY! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!!
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Rose: You’re looking a little updog.
Queen: What’s updog?
Rose: DOCTOR, GET IN HERE AND BRING YOUR MONEY! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
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justsomespnthings · 3 years
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Sam: You bought a taco?
Dean: Yes.
Sam: From the truck that hit Jack?
Dean: Well, me starving is not going to help him...
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Flora: HEY HEY!
Dani, whispering: shhh, your brother's sleeping.
Flora, whispering: sorry.
Dani, whispering: what’s up?
Flora, whispering: there’s a fire-
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Fury: [to the Avengers] Did none of you, think this was a bad idea?!
Tony: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.
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tincanstark · 3 years
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Bucky: *Hears a loud explosion*
Bucky: *throws Tony over his shoulder and takes off running*
Tony: Put me down!!
Bucky: No! Your tiny legs are useless!
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incorrecttonystark · 3 years
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Peter: Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli!
Tony: When are you going to stop?...
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Steve: You bought a taco?
Sam: Yes.
Steve: From the truck that hit Bucky?
Sam: Well, me starving is not going to help him...
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topknott · 3 years
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BESTIES ANOTHER URL CHANGE 😃
yelenabelovoff → katys-10-rings
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