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incorrectbatfam · 4 hours

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Bruce: You’ve been weirdly quiet today, what’s got you so intense and focused?

Selina: I’m planning out a heist.

Bruce: Forget I asked.

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marsinoff · 2 days

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Oscar: I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and Logan held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and Logan said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.

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incorrectphineasandferbquotes · 1 day

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Candace, to Jeremy: Idk how to flirt but I can make things awkward if you're into that

#phineas and ferb #pnf #candace flynn #jeremy johnson #source: tumblr #canderemy

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crybabycunt · 2 days

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Kate: What's that in your hand?

Yelena: What?

Kate: (holds Yelena's hand) It's me.

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grunge-feelings · 2 days

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cowboy boots era

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tf2incorrectquotes · 9 hours

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Sniper: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humour.

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 21 hours

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Frea: Please beware, Miraak has a sweet tongue, but his intentions are evil.

The Last Dragonborn: You know, if you kiss him all the time, he'll be silent and won't do any harm . . .

Frea: *coughs*

Miraak: She's not wrong, though.

Miraak: *winks*

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ask-ethari-anything · 3 days

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Ethari when Runaan leaves him alone for a long period of time: Damn this sucks, can’t wait for my heart to come back

Runaan when Ethari leaves him alone for a long period of time: I’M LOSING MY MIND. MY HEART YEARNS FOR MY LOVER’S EMBRACE, BUT ALAS I AM HERE WITHOUT HIM. WHEN WILL HE RETURN FROM WAR? WHEN WILL MY COLD, LONELY NIGHTS FINALLY COME TO AN END? THIS IS MADNESS!!

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totallycorrectsailormoonquotes · 2 days

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One of my favorite things to do is saying some extremely ridiculous and corny things in front of Rei and watching her go through the five stages of grief as she realizes she's still madly in love with me.

Minako

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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 2 days

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Katherine: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Shelby: Katherine, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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incorrectdwpquotes · 1 day

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Andy: Booby trap? Sure I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs.