Max: *Sends a message at 3 A.M.*
Lando: *Responds*
Max: Whoa there what are you doing up go to sleep this is unhealthy!
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Lance: I WON!!
Oscar & Max: YOU DIDN'T WIN A RACE!
Lance: I WON IN RACE PRACTICE AND IT COUNTS!
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Logan: One time I was with a friend and- oh wait, that was you.
Alex: Yeah, I figured. You don’t have any other friends.
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Do you have a crush on me
Charles: Cheri, can I ask you something?
Max: Of course, schat.
Charles: Do you, like me?
Max: *confused* Do I like you?
Charles: Yeah, you know, like?
Max: ??
Charles: you know what I mean…
Max: Do I have a crush on you?
Charles: yeah?
Max:
Charles:
Max: Charles, Schat. The love of my life.
Max: We have literally been married for the last three years
Charles:
Max:
Charles: So, is that a yes?
Max: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!
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Max: I love you, Charles.
Charles: I am loved! 😊 *white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet his own bloodshot eyes*
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*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*
Checo: Will Daniel be there?
RB team: No, just you and Max.
Checo: Will Charles be there?
RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?
Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.
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Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.
Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*
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Max: Shit!
Lewis: You might wanna watch your language
Max: I was. You should hear my thoughts
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Charles, to Max: Fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you.
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Checo: We need a plan to beat them.
Max: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their helmets with wet cat food.
Checo:
Max: Judge me all you want, I get results.
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Lance stroll: People hate me because I'm rich, but I worked hard to get where I am today.
Lance: I had to be born, and keep living, and not die. It's exhausting!!!!
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charles: are you a top or bottom?
seb (retired, wants to be left alone by the grid): im a beekeeper
Lewis (in denial): you're an f1 driver
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